Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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She then talks about the first time she has seen Speedos in person. When she was in her mom's friend farm, she seen that the uncle of the family, named Kyle, also wear those speedos. Now it's getting REALLY creepy.

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Ellen was 8 in 1995. The Confederation Bridge didn't open until 1997.

She's not exactly the most reliable narrator.
 
I've never read such feminine, fluffed up writing. Even my grandmothers "romance novels" written by middle aged horny housewives appear masculine next to this shit.

Ellen, not everything needs a cutesy descriptor. Not every mundane thing has to be discussed as if it created some emotional, life long memory. You dont need to add in pointless details (by writing them like this).

This is written as some narcissistic bpd who not only acts like seeing a string dangling from some used speedos was a monumentally important moment, but has the ego to use certain language only in an attempt to persuade others that they're akshully super creative and intelligent

I think "mediocrity" is sufficient to explain or describe everything about her. I get the impression that Ellen only wrote the book in the hope it could lead to other paid writing gigs (or, really, any self-congratulatory, "important" work that wouldn't require her to leave her Man Cave Filled With Girly Shit).
 
She was kinda cute in Umbrella Academy

She looks super sick in her documentary , like physically ill lol

The documentary is a parody, right?

Like the narrator goes like "look at the poor pooner and what sh- HE has to deal with"

Meanwhile the pooner is like "I hate you mawm you have to accept me mawm I'm not your daughter im your son look at my plastic abs and rotdog mawm jesus mawm I hate you"
 
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Here's some recent Getty photos.
Page at the Them Now Awards 2024 on June 10, 2024 in Brooklyn, New York
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And a random sighting on July 25th
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It looks like she now has lanugo hair growth due to her anorexia. I looked at her face in older pics to be sure and she isn't so furry.
She looks like death now. You can see the outline of her cheekbones and temple.
 
Ellen Page takes a bold stand against transphobia, part ∞.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/elliot-page-sad-angry-over-161020039.html

Elliot Page 'sad and angry' over 'amount of misinformation' and 'flat-out lies' in anti-trans politics​

The "Umbrella Academy" star urged people to educate themselves on LGBTQ+ politics as the queer community comes under attack in an election year.

Oscar-nominated actor Elliot Page is dismayed by growing anti-trans sentiment amid a particularly contentious presidential election cycle, the Umbrella Academy star said Friday on The View.

The 37-year-old Juno star, who came out as trans in 2020, responded to cohost Ana Navarro's question about the current political climate for the queer community, amid the actor's interview for his role in the upcoming film Close to You.

"Republicans are obsessed with what they call the LGBTQ agenda, and, across the country, they've introduced hundreds of anti-LGBTQ+ bills, including those banning gender-affirming healthcare for trans youth," Navarro began. "What do you feel about that, and what advice do you have for anybody who wants to be an ally to the community?"

Page replied, admitting that he feels "incredibly sad about it, and angry, and frightened" over the developments — which, recently, have included several political figures spouting anti-LGBTQ+ rhetoric on a national platform at the Republican National Convention.

"I think of, for example, the trans community, and how the vast majority of people don't know or think they don't know a trans person. The amount of misinformation and true, flat-out lies about our lives, who we are, our healthcare, spreads," Page said. "I really want to encourage people to educate yourselves, to listen to trans people, to listen to trans youth, to listen to the parents of trans youth, many of whom were in denial about a certain situation, and if they have the means, having to flee certain states, are terrified that their children are going to be taken away from them when they've ben doing everything they can to make sure that their child can feel loved and thrive in their lives."

After Page's statement, Navarro sent the show to commercial by reminding the audience, "If you're an ally, don't vote for people who can hurt your friends."

In Close to You, which releases in August, Page plays a trans man who rekindles a past connection with a woman while visiting his childhood home for a family reunion. In an interview with Entertainment Weekly about the filmat the 2023 Toronto International Film Festival, Page said that playing a character grappling with relatable issues was a "liberating" experience and a highlight of his career — mostly after years of playing characters he hasn't felt comfortable inhabiting.

"The way I get to feel working now is far more embodied coming from that foundation, versus entering and not feeling that way. It's a huge shift. Doing something like this, complete improv, before, would've been close to impossible," Page explained at the time. "The sensation of being able to do it and feel that present enough to do it, I just felt exhilarated every day. What a special film to do, first time [back on film], because it lets you feel embodied to the extreme."

The View airs weekdays at 11 a.m. ET/PT on ABC.
>Page replied, admitting that he feels "incredibly sad about it, and angry, and frightened" over the developments — which, recently, have included several political figures spouting anti-LGBTQ+ rhetoric on a national platform at the Republican National Convention. –I think of, for example, the trans community, and how the vast majority of people don't know or think they don't know a trans person

One, when is she not incredibly sad, angry and frightened over something?

Two, it is not just an example as the word "example" implies that she's thinking about other communities and it should be a well-known fact at this point that Ellen only thinks about the trans community.

Three, at least 9 times out of 10 when you meet a troon they're instantly clockable (that includes Ellen) and in the few cases where you do meet a stealth troon they'll make sure to let you know that they're trans anyway, how could people not know?

RIP to whatever was left of her actress career, from here on out her full-time job is being a 155 cm tall angry pooner dood
 
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Here's some recent Getty photos.
Page at the Them Now Awards 2024 on June 10, 2024 in Brooklyn, New York
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It looks like she now has lanugo hair growth due to her anorexia. I looked at her face in older pics to be sure and she isn't so furry.
She looks like death now. You can see the outline of her cheekbones and temple.
Did she burn threw all her money? Because this bitch obviously can't afford a tailor. She constantly looks like a middle-aged little boy who is wearing his dad's suits.
 
This is kind of hard to describe but I'm sure other people will know what I mean by this-
Looking at Ellen page I feel weirdly almost physically sick with worry, like you're watching a disaster just before it's happened from too far away to do anything about it.
I have never seen someone look so much a phsycial manifestation of their own fucked up mental state, aside from like 50 year old toothless junkies who you look at and see the lifetime of abuse carved out on their body by all the choices they made because of their broken brains.

It's so weird to see her be attemtpedly held up by the media as something positive when it's so fucking clearly not. It's the same vibes as a hostage video.

The whole book is totally pathetic - she had a nice life and has somehow held on to every single incidence of njto being actively adored as abuse.
I'm only skimming through the excerpts but she keeps saying the word "body".
It's so bodily obsessed. I don't knwi if she's trying to eb deep and run an under current of a theme through her terrible writing
writing but yeah. It must be difficult to be specifically typecast as this pint-sized quirky girl and then that time comes to an end and she's clearly having a meltdown about it and has retconned her life accordingly.
We see it again and again, this pathological terror of aging particularly specific to the trans movement of now.
 
Did she burn threw all her money? Because this bitch obviously can't afford a tailor. She constantly looks like a middle-aged little boy who is wearing his dad's suits.
She also makes all the wrong choices in cut and material for her body type. The sharp edges, stiff fabrics, and dressy men's shoes in that outfit literally conspire to make her look ugly. Plus, the shirt that absolutely should not be with those pants and jacket is a truly horrifying touch.
 
like you're watching a disaster just before it's happened from too far away to do anything about it.
Whenever I see news of Ellen's life in general, I feel like I'm looking at a trainwreck. It's like looking at Eugenia Cooney or one of the deathfats where you can see a very visibly ill, both mentally and physically, person being goaded on by someone who's supposed to step in and HELP the person. People are cheering and clapping at someone who is crippled by trauma because she's so STUNNING AND BRAVE for transitioning.
If I couldn't express my disgust for Current Year western society on the farms, I would be shouting into my pillow for clown world to please stop. This is where we're at. Chanting for mentally ill people to castrate themselves in the name of "trans rights".
she keeps saying the word "body".
I think I can recognise the red flag you mention. Seeing as Ellen is an unreliable narrator IF she was actually sexually abused as she claims in her book, she's been sexually abused multiple times over the years. Other kiwis have brought up this very issue time and again with other pooners and other sexual abuse survivors. The trauma isn't being handled in a healthy way and is instead redirected in the worst of ways onto her physical body, by mutilating herself through HRT and surgery.
There's something wrong with her body rather than her mental health. It's easier to blame her body instead of her abuser.
Ignoring the alleged sexual abuse, her body is wrong because she's so small and dainty, even for a woman. Maybe she never outgrew the teenaged angst of a body that feels wrong both because she's got the physical stature of a child and she could have internalised self-hatred of her small stature. Some kind of new twist to bodyhorror.

No matter how you cut it, Ellen is mentally unwell in some shape or form, even before pooning out.
Again I can't stop the comparison to Eugenia Cooney, because both women are in the spotlight partially of their own making and partially fuelled by an outside force. Eugenia has her mother, Ellen has her parent/s (when she was a child actor) and her hollywood tard wranglers.
 
Here's some recent Getty photos.
Page at the Them Now Awards 2024 on June 10, 2024 in Brooklyn, New York
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And a random sighting on July 25th
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Close up
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It looks like she now has lanugo hair growth due to her anorexia. I looked at her face in older pics to be sure and she isn't so furry.
She looks like death now. You can see the outline of her cheekbones and temple.
Looks about forty years older than she actually is. But it's totally safe, everybody.
 
Maybe she never outgrew the teenaged angst of a body that feels wrong both because she's got the physical stature of a child and she could have internalised self-hatred of her small stature.
Oh she definitely hates how small she is. Part of her transitioning is an attempt to feel better about being such a feeble weakling. That's why she wasn't happy just being a lesbian, if anything being a tiny masculine lesbian around other taller confident lesbians probably accentuated her insecurity and jealousy. Her life would be very different if she was tall. In fact, I've definitely noticed that taller lesbians are way less likely to troon out. The tiny dykes are the ones that transition the most.

But yeah the 'body' word seems to be popular among people with body dysmorphia, or anyone who is unhappy with how they look. Think ana-chans, fat activists, trannies, etc. It allows people to separate themselves and their actions from the thing they hate most. It allows them to psychologically put distance between themselves and the issue they can't/won't solve. They feel better if they feel like they're not supposed to have control or their body or actions. It lets them take the easy option which is doing nothing instead of putting in the work to resolve psychological issues, lose weight, etc.
 
The tiny dykes are the ones that transition the most.
It's funny, if you go look at subreddits like FTMover30 you'll notice that a lot of them are womanlets. They don't even need to be your classical butch dyke, though a lot of them are.
Same with nonbinary subreddits, although I don't frequent them to the same extent I do FTMover30, or tumblr queers in general. They're all small women who "took control" over their bodies by pooning out.
I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't all such toxic, vitriolic bitches. And I agree, pooning/trooning out is the easier way for a lot of trans identified people these days instead of going to therapy and fixing their shitty attitudes or helping themselves.
 
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