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what exactly did ellen page do to fuck up the show?
Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.
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chop her breasts off and pretend to be a manlet
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She entered the show as Ellen, with an established female character. She transitioned in-between seasons and the production of the show has been forced to rewrite the entire plot, plus including a subplot of her character transitioning into Viktor. And the viewing on the show had a massive decline after the third season.
Make of that what you will.
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*Teehee* I see what you did there.
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bruh
bruhhhhhhhh what a self centered women.
So is she now really that unhirable?
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I've never once heard of this show but kudos to the lead writer for putting a pooner in her place for the world to see.
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Hilarious how girly she still looks next to a man with long hair.
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lol
lmao
oh yeah, you can really tell that blackman was SEETHING with rage when he had to change everything because of ellen becoming elliot
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She looks like the result of if you used a "what would their baby look like" face mixer program on the other two.
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I’m so sad that my favorite eccentric, middle-school-writing-tier action show based off a comic that reads like a fever dream fell apart at the end.
The beginning changes to Netflix standards were sufferable, but the poon out was too far for me. This is going to start a trend for acting contracts to have anti-troon out clauses put in them; you can’t have your biggest star change their whole fucking gender, throwing a wrench into the plot. Yeah, I feel bad for this showrunner.
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Even funnier since isn't that the one who was basically playing a kid next to all the adults, and was a pretty short guy. Like he was actually supposed to be a twelve year old boy in the first season, and she can't even pass next to him.
ETA: Yeah, he's only 5'5 according to imdb, so he's probably actually 5'2.
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I dropped it in the middle of season 2 because it was shit and I'm glad I did. Does anyone know if the comic is any good? I know it was made by the lead singer of MCR and I love MCR so I don't want anything ruining that.
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The Vanya character was not supposed to exist after season 1 because in the comics, she gets shot by Number 5 for causing the apocalypse and becomes bedbound. So every appearance of Vanya in season 2 to season 4 is just because of Ellen Page. It's really not an understatement to say that the entire show had contorted to feed into Ellen Page's fantasy.
But keep in mind the apocalypse plots were there from the beginning. Ellen Page sucked up a LOT of screentime from season 2 and onward, but Umbrella Academy was always just a doomed shitty show.
But keep in mind the apocalypse plots were there from the beginning. Ellen Page sucked up a LOT of screentime from season 2 and onward, but Umbrella Academy was always just a doomed shitty show.
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The comic is different, and more comic book-like. It wasn't for me though. You can read it for free somewhere.
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Can't beat biology!
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Why couldn't the director just hire a new actor to play the part of the main character? Was Ellen's contract that ironclad? I know it would be weird, but certainly not as weird as forcing a trans subplot on the audience and re-writing the entire season - under a truncated schedule, after they'd already disbanded the writers' room.
This must be a pretty unprecented situation the show runner finds himself in. Imagine if your lead actor premeditatedly trooned out, without telling you, leading to months and months of wasted work and time. Then, you have to act supportive and pat said actor on the ass for their "bravery," all the while pulling your own hair out from the extreme agitation and stress they've just wrought upon your world. 2-week family vacation to the tropics, before shooting starts, after you've just slaved for months, bickering with clueless execs and the writers, getting a script together? Yeaaahhhhh, I'm gonna need you to throw everything in the trash that involves your main character. You've been forced to cancel your plans and, hurriedly, rush together untold amounts of rewrites into the script. Everything pertaining to that character must be gone through with a fine-toothed comb. Was someone supposed to look at your lead with disgust in a scene, after they make an off comment? Well, now they're a troon and Hollywood can't have that. Now you get to completely re-tool that entire interaction. Hopefully that interaction doesn't affect any part of the plot, because if it does...that's another scene to rewrite. Also, you must write a whole new subplot to placate your star actor for cutting their hair and lopping their tits off, while everybody tells you how great and brave this walking ball of self-obsession is.
Then, that season sucks and the director gets to listen to everybody tell them how much they've fallen off. What a fucking nightmare.
This must be a pretty unprecented situation the show runner finds himself in. Imagine if your lead actor premeditatedly trooned out, without telling you, leading to months and months of wasted work and time. Then, you have to act supportive and pat said actor on the ass for their "bravery," all the while pulling your own hair out from the extreme agitation and stress they've just wrought upon your world. 2-week family vacation to the tropics, before shooting starts, after you've just slaved for months, bickering with clueless execs and the writers, getting a script together? Yeaaahhhhh, I'm gonna need you to throw everything in the trash that involves your main character. You've been forced to cancel your plans and, hurriedly, rush together untold amounts of rewrites into the script. Everything pertaining to that character must be gone through with a fine-toothed comb. Was someone supposed to look at your lead with disgust in a scene, after they make an off comment? Well, now they're a troon and Hollywood can't have that. Now you get to completely re-tool that entire interaction. Hopefully that interaction doesn't affect any part of the plot, because if it does...that's another scene to rewrite. Also, you must write a whole new subplot to placate your star actor for cutting their hair and lopping their tits off, while everybody tells you how great and brave this walking ball of self-obsession is.
Then, that season sucks and the director gets to listen to everybody tell them how much they've fallen off. What a fucking nightmare.
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So did she get the tubenis grafted on her? Also she looks more like a dyke than ever
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No rot dog as of now. I suspect her handlers won't let her. It's a surgery with a crazy high complication rate, and you don't want to advertise that by having a public figure undergo it. Especially one who likely has a personality disorder and would not be able to resist being even more of a victim than ever before on social media for attention.
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Stories about men and women trooning out and fucking up their families are a dime a dozen, but an entire show? Now that's impressive. 
However self centered you think troons are, they're worse than that.
In a sane world the showrunner might've told her to put on a wig and continue the role or replace her, but she trooned out at the height of clown world's power (in ultra pozzed Hollywood no less), so he probably risked getting called a transphobe and canceled if he didn't bend the knee to the poon. Just thinking about being in his shoes makes me want to pour a drink.
However self centered you think troons are, they're worse than that.
In a sane world the showrunner might've told her to put on a wig and continue the role or replace her, but she trooned out at the height of clown world's power (in ultra pozzed Hollywood no less), so he probably risked getting called a transphobe and canceled if he didn't bend the knee to the poon. Just thinking about being in his shoes makes me want to pour a drink.
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A tranny, a nigger, and a kike walk into a bar...
("Gallagher is a vegan.[22] He is Jewish.[27]")
Clown world in a single picture. Kino