Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Iron Jaguar]

I don't want to believe a grown man cut a child's day at an amusement park short because some teenagers called him what he was

I can totally believe a flaming homosexual would make it all about himself.

I know Ellen likes to wear Dad's suits but she's also clearly wearing shoes several sizes too large for her. Lifts/stuffed with newspaper?

Looks like Sideshow Bob in funeral attire.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Ian Alexander

She at most passes as a small male child who raided his mother's makeup.
That first pic she straight up looks like a child.

I know Ellen likes to wear Dad's suits but she's also clearly wearing shoes several sizes too large for her. Lifts/stuffed with newspaper?

Yeah, this seems to be her "thing" along with the oversized clothing. Any photo post pooning out where you can see her feet she's wearing men's shoes five sizes too big for her tiny, dainty, womanly feet. It only makes her look even smaller than she already is, it's quite sad.

 

[Human Waiter]

Did they have to put her right next the biggest guy?



Speaking of shoving it in her face.

 

[catsandsoup]

I'm watching, as it's raining here, it's hilarious, they're all like 'Viktor, you've fucked every girl in Canada', her character runs a bar and is trying to fist fight the others. More fantastical than all the superpowers ever.

 

[Pig Cups]

Oh, for fuck’s sake…


Typical DailyFail…a few tweets from nobodies is apparently newsworthy.

 

[Näkki]

Speaking of shoving it in her face.

i just meant to post that, fucking hilarious
almost can't believe she's not having a freakout about the transphobic directors, wishing we'll get another book out of it.

 

[LimeRikki]

i just meant to post that, fucking hilarious
almost can't believe she's not having a freakout about the transphobic directors, wishing we'll get another book out of it.

You inspired me to spend 100 billion hours in MS Paint. The sequel we need.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I think the director of the show hates Page for fucking up his project and always places her in the worst position to emphasize the size and body differences.

I can't say I blame him. After all it was supposed to be his big thing and now it's all about Page Boy and her mental issues. No doubt the Page's issues were part of why there will be no season 3.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Ellen Page is the only girl I'd be willing to punch in the face.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Ellen Page is the only girl I'd be willing to punch in the face.

 

[The Cunting Death]

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Every day I'm hating autistic people more and more than I normally would.

 

[Crex Crex]

I'm watching, as it's raining here, it's hilarious, they're all like 'Viktor, you've fucked every girl in Canada', her character runs a bar and is trying to fist fight the others. More fantastical than all the superpowers ever.

I feel bad for the normal people involved in this. Their were forced to turn their project into a pooner's fantasy coping mechanism.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I feel bad for the normal people involved in this. Their were forced to turn their project into a pooner's fantasy coping mechanism.

They were "forced" in the same way that Normies were "forced" to get injected with experimental gene therapy Covid vaccines - they absolutely could have said no but it might've meant their easy lives became slightly difficult.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Oh wow.

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4 OF UMBRELLA ACADEMY-
at the end the entire family commit suicide to reset all the other timelines. The showrunner really made them all commit suicide as a plot point at the end of the final season, with the most famous Holywood trans person as their star.

The show runner really hates Ellen Page for fucking up the show, the ending says it all.

 

[Narwhal]

Oh wow.

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4 OF UMBRELLA ACADEMY-
at the end the entire family commit suicide to reset all the other timelines. The showrunner really made them all commit suicide as a plot point at the end of the final season, with the most famous Holywood trans person as their star.

The show runner really hates Ellen Page for fucking up the show, the ending says it all.

LMFAO that's amazing.

I need a review of Ellen's performance by a farmer, I sure as fuck won't be watching it (I tried watching the first season but found it incredibly boring and convoluted).

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Oh wow.

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4 OF UMBRELLA ACADEMY-
at the end the entire family commit suicide to reset all the other timelines. The showrunner really made them all commit suicide as a plot point at the end of the final season, with the most famous Holywood trans person as their star.

The show runner really hates Ellen Page for fucking up the show, the ending says it all.

I thought you were bullshitting. The amazing thing is, checking out the fan reddit, it is cannon that Viktor is the cause of all the apocalypses but has powers that allow her to absorb all the other character's special powers (called marigold), and they kill themselves to remove all the marigold from the world so that there are no more apocalypses. So Viktor / Ellen's character could have absorbed all of her siblings' marigold and been the only one who needed to kill themselves, and some fans are now arguing that that would have been a better ending than them all killing themselves (but imagine those optics.)

Also the fan reddit did that inside out meme and Viktor/Ellen got sadness, because of course she did.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Oh wow.

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4 OF UMBRELLA ACADEMY-
at the end the entire family commit suicide to reset all the other timelines. The showrunner really made them all commit suicide as a plot point at the end of the final season, with the most famous Holywood trans person as their star.

The show runner really hates Ellen Page for fucking up the show, the ending says it all.

LMAO they made her 41% herself at the end.

 

[God's drunkest driver]

because you've been ignoring the elephant in the room - the fact that your "dysphoria" wasn't real and you should've seen a therapist to help you accept your sex.

I'm not sure you can even find that anymore. "Affirmative care" is the "standard of practice" now, anything other than affirming the dysphoria is considered conversion therapy now, is it not? Who is going to risk their license and thus livelihood on it? Even if they believe that affirming the transgender is wrong. During the covid vaccine nonsense MDs were being threatened for doing anything but promoting the vaccines as safe, effective, necessary and definitely not rushed or experimental. I could see similar threat over this.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Oh wow.

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4 OF UMBRELLA ACADEMY-
at the end the entire family commit suicide to reset all the other timelines. The showrunner really made them all commit suicide as a plot point at the end of the final season, with the most famous Holywood trans person as their star.

The show runner really hates Ellen Page for fucking up the show, the ending says it all.

I couldn't get past season 2, The end of Season 1 was so predictable and stupid..and the Racisms and Dyke bullshit in season 2 made me quit watching it.

 

[Brain Power]

I was looking imdb and got this on the frontpage, damn she looks worse with every passing day.

The video by the way