Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Tragon Dirtle]

Top of the Daily Mail comment section -

 

[Caesar]

Ellen its okay to be a lesbian and its not too late to go back.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Noticed in the trailer there's this shot of a woman playing violin. Ellen's character pre-pooning was a violin player, and the comics she ends up being called the white violin. I wonder if they're going to do some sort of timeline thing where she meets a non pooner vanya.
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If that happens, Ellen would certainly off herself. Acting against a digitally created version of herself where she is healthy, happy and sane? The whole world (or whoever tunes in to this show) will see how she is now versus what she could have been. That would be the final straw. That would break her. That would be the pettiest fucking move from the show writers. I hope it happens.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I think I probably would’ve faded away

This is so revealing. It's crazy the stuff they'll just say out loud. Also honestly Ellen just give it a couple more years lmao

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

If that happens, Ellen would certainly off herself. Acting against a digitally created version of herself where she is healthy, happy and sane? The whole world (or whoever tunes in to this show) will see how she is now versus what she could have been. That would be the final straw. That would break her. That would be the pettiest fucking move from the show writers. I hope it happens.

If The Boys could do it to the actress who fucked over her face because surgeries, I certainly can expect that they will do this to Ellen.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

If that happens, Ellen would certainly off herself. Acting against a digitally created version of herself where she is healthy, happy and sane? The whole world (or whoever tunes in to this show) will see how she is now versus what she could have been. That would be the final straw. That would break her. That would be the pettiest fucking move from the show writers. I hope it happens.

Or the white violin version of her is miserable and she cracks her egg to poon her out to true happiness

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

She looks like a dying Victorian child.

When the acting gigs dry up (and they will), she could always try to find work as a chimney sweep!

 

[batteredpancakes]

Three new instagram posts from Ellen. I guess her team is being more active because of UA's release.

For the first post, she's been featured on an LGBT magazine called Them

In conversation, Elliot Page is unfailingly careful with his words. His deliberateness could easily be mistaken for reservation. But the longer he speaks, the more he reveals himself as someone experiencing life with newfound clarity. He is, finally, home.

By now, we all know something about how hard it was for Page to arrive at this place. After coming out in 2020, he became “the most famous trans man in the world” virtually overnight, as various major media outlets anointed him in some form. The actor says that it was the power of friendship, especially his bond with ACLU attorney and trans rights activist Chase Strangio, that sustained him amid the headlines and public scrutiny.

“Community and trans people who have led the way in creating a world where I can actually exist — I wouldn’t be here without those things,” he told our cover story writer Amos Mac (@amosmac). “I think I probably would’ve faded away.”

Far from fading, Page has perhaps never been as creatively active as he is now. This month alone, he stars in the final season of “The Umbrella Academy” and the indie drama “Close to You,” about a trans man returning to visit his family for the first time in four years.

In his August cover story for Them, the actor, writer, and producer opens up about the end of his hit Netflix show, coming out (twice), and the friendships that have gotten him through it all. Read more at the link in bio.

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Second instagram post is her thanking the magazine and showing off more pictures


and my faves

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Third post has a video at the premiere of UA so here's some screenshots

 

[Surfin Terf]

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in awe at the size of this lady. absolute poonit

 

[Dr. Butt]

When the acting gigs dry up (and they will), she could always try to find work as a chimney sweep!

The fact that she has no scrotum to collect carcinogenic dust and no balls on which to grow fatal tumours would be dysphoric to her so she'd have to quit, in tears&literally shaking, on the second day.

@batteredpancakes wrong fabric and fit, EVERY TIME. She looks like Charlie Day having a delusion that he's Benedict Cumberbatch. People with the "cute and cuddly" shape 100% can't wear high fashion and should just be proud of the fact that they can go to the store in sweatpants without looking like a crackhead.

 

[Xenomorph]

Does she have the Reebok Pump Up Penis?

 

[pink cigarettes]

Second instagram post is her thanking the magazine and showing off more pictures

Good lord she looks so ridiculous. Why are 100% of the pants she wears WAY too long or total highwaters?? Why does she have 2006 Eminem/Caesar bangs? Why is it that even in photos taken with nothing and no one else around on a plain backdrop, they can't even use a few visual tricks to make her look less tiny? Why does her abdomen identify as an upside-down ice cube tray and how could she possibly think it looks good?
Not only does she not look at all like a man, she doesn't even look like a tiny lesbian or a pretty woman genderbending like Annie Lennox or whatever. She just looks like the result of a shitty failed genderswap AI program. Absolute queen of all manlets.

 

[LimeRikki]

Testosterone did fucking nothing to help her pass. Her face is so unambiguously female.

 

[batteredpancakes]

wrong fabric and fit, EVERY TIME. She looks like Charlie Day having a delusion that he's Benedict Cumberbatch. People with the "cute and cuddly" shape 100% can't wear high fashion and should just be proud of the fact that they can go to the store in sweatpants without looking like a crackhead.

Her mentality is definitely something like "if I wear baggier clothes and large shoes I'll look bigger thus more male" but it just makes her look like a child wearing an oversized suit.
A slimmer fit with good shoulder pads would go a long way here.

Ian Alexander, another midget pooner working for Netflix is an example of a better dresser despite trying to be more androgynous.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Her mentality is definitely something like "if I wear baggier clothes and large shoes I'll look bigger thus more male" but it just makes her look like a child wearing an oversized suit.
A slimmer fit with good shoulder pads would go a long way here.

Ian Alexander, another midget pooner working for Netflix is an example of a better dresser despite trying to be more androgynous.
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Look at the the textures this girl's using, too. Soft, drapey, not stiff or stacked. Elastic, matte, no "harsh" characteristics in any way (i.e. glossy/patent, spiky, chunky, oversized). Even the leather coat is drapey and clingy; the shoulder seam is soft so the coat follows the rounded edge of her shoulder. Same with the blazer, it's probably got some elastic in it so there's absolutely no right angles. The fur coat outfit is the only one with a defined shoulder, and that's mitigated by having every other detail of the outfit be fluffy and floppy. Midgets need to go lineless or they'll look like Ellen does in those long coat pics up top.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

She's going to need a hat and mustache to complete the Little Tramp look:

She does realize that wearing oversized clothes and shoes makes you look clownish, right?

 

[LimeRikki]

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She's going to need a hat and mustache to complete the Little Tramp look:
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She does realize that wearing oversized clothes and shoes makes you look clownish, right?

Wearing baggy clothes like that is actually pretty common for females who've been raped; they want to hide their body.

Sorry just felt like throwing out a completely random fact that's obviously unrelated to the manliest man who ever manned manly, Elliot Page.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I'm sorry but all I see is the World's Ugliest Manlet in these photo shoots.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Third post has a video at the premiere of UA so here's some screenshots

Testosterone did fucking nothing to help her pass. Her face is so unambiguously female.

Not even the face, but her body too. I mean, I'm half asleep but in those photos she looks just like a lesbian with short hair.

 

[Marc]

That photo of Ellen with the bare torso is about as manly as a chihuahua on its hind legs.

She does realize that wearing oversized clothes and shoes makes you look clownish, right?

When in clown world...