Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Distraught Knuckles]

Ask and you shall receive.

Also, she looks wasted.
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I know people have been saying this for a while now but she really does constantly sound like she's on the verge of tears.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

God I want to see a big budget action movie starring a couple tiny, fragile pooners. I'm dead serious. I'd get the biggest popcorn to watch it.

Preferably a special forces movie starring a handful of 6'1" tough guys and one 5'3" pooner. "Elliot" Page can play the grizzled 5'1" veteran the other special forces "men" turn to when training for their mission. In the end, the junior pooner saves the large men by punching her way through a dozen hardened mercenaries (with her tiny little girl fists).

A Spider-Man the size of an actual spider.

I know people have been saying this for a while now but she really does constantly sound like she's on the verge of tears.

I’d say in that photo it’s like she lost her job and her family the same day, and someone’s just come up to her with more bad news.

 

[Marc]

Ask and you shall receive.

Also, she looks wasted.
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I laughed really hard once she started talking, caught my breath, then heard her still talking and laughed just as hard. She sounds like a dog that ate bees.

 

[Major]

God damn. lmao.
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haggard, deflated, smashed, slammed, mutlilated, dried up, on the verge of tears 23 hours a day.

Living her best life.

 

[Flamin Park]

You know , I wonder if women taking testosterone puts them at a risk for blood clots and cardiovascular issues.

It probably puts them at risk of cardiomyopathy and left sided heart enlargement because not giving a 90lb woman the same t dose as a 200lb male isn't affirming enough

Also your pelvic floor will get fucking SHREKT because women have a lot more cartilage in that area and outside of certain compounds like deca, using test and anti aromatase compounds to stop her female body turning it into estrogen wayy more readily than a man's will will dissolve her soft joint tissue, which women have a lot more of because they need the flexibility to give birth. Add that to a wider loaded pelvis and weaker pelvic floor and she could be in nappies and dealing with prolapse by her late 50s

 

[PetiteFeet]

Presented with no words.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Also, she looks wasted.

Lmaoo at that weird action she does at 0:23. I'm guessing that's her referring to trump?
Here's the official getty pics of that event.

She has like the worst haircut that I've ever seen put in a pooner, who was the bastard who did this?

I'm so sure the haircut is based on some attractive celebrity she looked up to as a teen. It's so weird and bad for her face to just be a cut a hairstylist would suggest.
It looks like the traditional "caesar cut" which was popular with George Clooney in the 90s.

 

[Dick Johnson]

She's getting the Sander Jennings eyebrows, where they kind of angle upward where they meet. The "I'm smiling on the outside but miserable on the inside" face.

 

[batteredpancakes]

She's getting the Sander Jennings eyebrows, where they kind of angle upward where they meet. The "I'm smiling on the outside but miserable on the inside" face.

Agreed they've definitely shifted over the years just like Sander. All she needs to do is manipulate her eyebrows by plucking the top inner corners and she'd look way better.

 

[Lone Star]

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Agreed they've definitely shifted over the years just like Sander. All she needs to do is manipulate her eyebrows by plucking the top inner corners and she'd look way better.
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Reminds me of this fucker, a bit.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Ask and you shall receive.

Also, she looks wasted.
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Her fucking voice

God damn. lmao.
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She looks taxidermied. It's a race between whether she kills herself or whether the testosterone gets her.
>pink triangle
Why is everything and everyone so obsessed with the Nazis? Why can everything be traced back to Nazis and WW2? Was WW2 really the origin story of the state of the modern world?

I laughed really hard once she started talking, caught my breath, then heard her still talking and laughed just as hard. She sounds like a dog that ate bees.

She sounds like she swallowed a harmonica and then gargled broken glass.

 

[Candidae]

A Spider-Man the size of an actual spider.

Wolverine is a 5'3 Canadian, finally we could have accurate comic representation on screen

Lmaoo at that weird action she does at 0:23. I'm guessing that's her referring to trump?

That, and Alberta has passed the most minor of bills resisting transitioning minors. They've approached the idea that doctors are not always right so hopefully soon they realize that at no point are they right about gender dysphoria being cured with cosmetic surgery and a pronoun enforcement. It's a start in Canada and sensible policies involving troons is always scary to them cause they need the world to affirm that what they're doing is right as much as they feel the need to butcher themselves
Edit: I forgot the troons are also crying about this

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

a remake of Conan the Barbarian with Ellen as Conan

Poonan the Non-Binarian

 

[FedPostalService]

Was WW2 really the origin story of the state of the modern world?

Pretty much yes.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Found this little gem, she seems to be referring to the election so I guess that counts.
https://youtu.be/-i7CavwGM_Y?si=tbZC8traKmeJLUDn
lol @ the voice crack.
If anyone feels like archiving I’d appreciate it.

Oh wow that is incredible. In umbrela academy season 4 they actually digitally deepend her voice by like 2-3 octaves. It stuck out like a sore thumb even then and I thought they did it just to be "affirming" like when they made her character a lesbian or a pooner, but I had no idea this is what she actually sounds like unaltered.

I've heard people discuss the pooner frog voice before, but god damn. Testosterone has not been kind on her.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Why is everything and everyone so obsessed with the Nazis? Why can everything be traced back to Nazis and WW2? Was WW2 really the origin story of the state of the modern world?

If you're talking Wars most of the conflicts the western world has fought in the last hundred years can be traced back to WWI and the boarders the Allies (Mostly the Brits and French created when they carved up the Middle East, Africa, and Asia and with the European theatre of WWII being a direct result of the reparations, they gave Germany.).

The Nazi obsession can be traced back to the generation who didn't actually fight them the Boomers they started calling anyone who they disagreed with a Fascist or Nazi. They weren't alone though a few of their elders in the 60's like Senator Abraham Ribicoff compared the Chicago cops to the Gestapo at the 1968 Democratic Convention and Gore Vidal at the same convention called William F. Buckley a Crypto Nazi to which Buckley responded by calling Vidal a Queer and telling him if he called him a Nazi one more time he'd knock him on his ass. Nazis where the last villain the world agreed was evil and it's an easy cheap insult that dumb people use to equate to evil but now thanks to the over usage means nothing.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Every time there are event pictures I think "oh, she would look a bit taller and better proportioned if the photographer would just crouch down some!"
But then I picture that actually happening in real life. Ellen walking out in her big boy suit and the photographers all taking a knee or half-squatting to get down to her level like an 8 year old just walked out

Was WW2 really the origin story of the state of the modern world?

I mean....WWI also but.....yeah

 

[mrt6732]

Maybe one day she'll ask herself, " Was mutilating myself for a little Hollywood clout worth it?"

 

[shatterspinel]

Maybe one day she'll ask herself, " Was mutilating myself for a little Hollywood clout worth it?"

Considering that she basically blew any clout she would have gotten by single handedly ruining the Umbrella Academy, that’s not much of a leap. 2025 will not be her year.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't think she'll see old age. But if I'm being really generous... maybe 60-65?

If even half the projections about the long-term effects of transitioning are true she better pray she dies young and is spared the agony.

This prompted me to think, does anyone know what the current longest data we have on trooning/pooning out is? I know the party line is that they've 'existed forever' but since in reality the phenomena is relatively new are there any studies showing effects on the body of taking HRT your body doesn't need for more than a decade?

AI pictures of Ellen as the Flash re-cast, pictures from 2 years ago but went viral again recently. Makes the jaw more masculine but really gets the eyes right.

Why The Flash? Surely Ant-Man would be a far more appropriate casting for lil bro.