Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Oligarca Caballero]

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

SHE LOOKS LIKE UNCLE JUNIOR WITH PROGERIA.

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38 years by the way, all the stress and weird troon meds must be taking their toll. Why you would do this to yourself for a couple of cookie points with a niche community is beyond me.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

First is a plug for a new book about Marsha P. Johnson. Includes Kate Strangio.

FFS. So now there’s a book filled with pro tranny lies about drag queen Marsha Johnson and Stonewall? This rewriting of Gay Rights history must stop.

 

[Storytime]

0% chance she would be alive right now if she didn't have millions of dollars that has to be the only thing keeping her from blowing her fucking brains out

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

The most you look into her photo, the worse it gets.

Like, what the fuck is up with that stare?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Dead by 54 and that's an guess

 

[Professional Noticer]

You did it Ellen. You became a trans icon. Transgender people all around the world applaud your bravery.

Was it worth it?

 

[glass_houses]

This why vegans need to get their blood work done monthly, and to take the fucking supplements that their doctor tells them to take. If she weren't a pooner, all the gossip rags would be talking about anorexia or orthorexia. Talk about the troon shield. Maybe we need to start a death pool.

 

[Tapeworm Addict]

Imagine choosing to be a 5'1" "man."

 

[Stone Enjoyer]

Years of expensive plastic surgery and hormones only to end up looking like another washed up celeb looking for a next fix of white powder

Sad!

 

[Merry]

Dead by 54 and that's an guess

Don't female androgen HRT users suffer from increased cardiovascular issues

Sounds about right to me

 

[frari]

Like, what the fuck is up with that stare?

If only you knew how bad things really are

 

[Professional Noticer]

Imagine choosing to be a 5'1" "man."

I see poor guys on 4chan /fit/ suicidal for being 5'8 and these retarded women think life is easier as a midget. They deserve the life they chose.

 

[SpellforceFan]

Why you would do this to yourself for a couple of cookie points with a niche community is beyond me.

She had been most likely gigaraped, either by some greasy kike producer, or her own father/uncle. That's the only reason women troon out.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Also, new Getty images. Looking visibly worse every time I see her.

Woof. iDubbbz is looking ROUGH

 

[Tingle]

Jesus Christ, it's like she's slowly transitioning into Tom Kenny

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Like, what the fuck is up with that stare?

looks like desperately seeking validation and a heavily suppressed panic attack / mental crisis

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Does she still have a woman's voice because that would make this even funnier

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Jesus Christ, it's like she's slowly transitioning into Tom Kenny

But Tom Kenny is an American Treasure and Ellen is just Canadian.

She isn't going to make it to 2040

 

[Mmemes]

What are the odds she detransitions in a few years? Maybe after this Trannymania (it's already changing since Trump took office again) dies down? She hasn't gotten an arm muscle cock yet as far as I know? Other than getting off the HRT testosterone and yeah her voice is fucked up for life and RIP breasts (she'd be small cups anyways) she could still pull off I dunno lesbian aunt roles in like direct to video shit if she still wants an acting career. I just don't see Hollywood hiring pooners for starring roles. Hell nothing came of that Australian chick Ruby whatshername and she was the closest to androgynous popular women so Ellen ain't going nowhere career wise.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I just don't see Hollywood hiring pooners for starring roles. Hell nothing came of that Australian chick Ruby whatshername and she was the closest to androgynous popular women so Ellen ain't going nowhere career wise.

She's still getting a role in the new movie adaptation of Odyssey because she is buddy-buddies with Christopher Nolan. It is not known what role will she took, but it will look awful if Ellen looks like a cancer patient.