Elon Musk buys 9,2% of Twitter

[Swirling weeb]

You know when Chris said the merge is on I didn’t believe him but this is making me think otherwise

 

[Pringles Can]

The reeeing is so amazing. I'm not usually the biggest fan of Elon and the stuff he does, but Jesus Christ him pissing off every tranny, and every other Twitter user by one simple purchase is absolutely classic. I welcome our new overlord Elon.

 

[Swirling weeb]

WSJ is reporting that a deal has been reached to be announced shortly Lmao xD as the kids say

 

[The Doom Slayer]

 

[888Flux]

Fuck this stupid serial grifting faggot. Centralized social media is a mistake and Twatter would have died organically had Musk not done this deal. Alt-tech federated social media platforms will never be adopted now because these retards will go flooding back to twitter because "UMM ITS BASED NOW GUISE ELON MUSK OWNED TEH LIBS!!!!". Do not trust this Musk bastard with anything. Billionares are psychopaths. They are manipulative and so disconnected from reality you could not comprehend it. This is a trick and everyone is falling for it.

 

[Turkey Beef]

Not-so-bold-prediction: Nothing will change. Musk isn't going to do anything, nor he has any reason to, since Twitter shouldn't exist in the first place. He's just being an attention whore as usual, and his juvenile fanbase of "centrist" 4channers will continue to suck up to him beyond all reason and reality, because evidently just the mere mention of "muh freedumbs" is enough to trigger their reptilians brains into a frenzy of worship towards the ultimate grifter himself.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave]

Realistically, Elon buying Twatter isn’t going to change a damn thing - everyone claiming they’re leaving the platform are probably the same fucks who all swore to move to Canada when Trump got elected.

I’m just in it for the lulz watching the Reee-ing, but I’d be happy to be proven wrong.

 

[thegrayman]

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Welcome to Kiwi News, and update on the Elon Musk vs Twitter hostile takeover. As the parties have reached an accord the trannies concede to give all voices a space and make Twitter inclusive again. In doing this they reach record levels of nihilism and reports indicate the SPI (Suicide price index) is inflating at unprecedented rates. World leading economists are worried that if the yield curve crosses the transition curve the trannies could face extinction in a matter of years.

This has been Kiwi News!

 

[Lupin The Turd]

Give me an edit button and all will be forgiven

 

[CarlosDanger]

The salt is plentiful this day.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

It's done.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I can't wait for these people to follow through.....
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It’s already happening lmao

 

[axeltrite]

You know when Chris said the merge is on I didn’t believe him but this is making me think otherwise

He opened his third eye by cutting open his taint.

 

[Balr0g]

Now please Elon do this one thing: delete all the checkmarks and make all Twitter users the same. Pleassseeeeee

 

[Super Book]

I'm just waiting to see if Elon bends the knee to all of those "think of the children!" internet censorship groups and flat out bans porn from the platform a la Tumblr. Now, THAT would kill Twitter.

 

[Kickster]

I'm just waiting to see if Elon bends the knee to all of those "think of the children!" internet censorship groups and flat out bans porn from the platform a la Tumblr. Now, THAT would kill Twitter.

"I'm crashing this platform
WITH NO SURVIVORS"

 

[thegrayman]

Closed.

 

[Oats12345]

And so it has begin. A new era is upon us or you know not much change either way.

Edit: I wonder if this was all a plan to unsuspend Babylon Bee.

 

[Boss Baby]

Surprised he doesn't have a thread

 

[Zyklon Ben's Poison Pen]

May he kill it dead by turning it into an Electric Jesus cultist farm.