Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 30 2.6%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 307 26.3%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 830 71.1%
  • Total voters
    1,167
Zuck won some medals in a Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament and has been into MMA for a while now, if a fight goes ahead Musk is absolutely fucked.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/may/08/facebook-founder-mark-zuckerberg-jiu-jiutsu



Now don't get me wrong, Zuck looks to have awful striking and his BJJ is mediocre at best but any sort of combat sport experience gives him a significant advantage over a physically average, untrained individual like Musk.

Musk is also a 52 year old man who apparently needs surgery on his neck/back.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: Haftag, Executive Petrel, Product Placement and 3 others
Zuck managed to destroy Elon without having to land a single blow. Talk about top G IMG_3769.jpeg
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: WhiteBoySummer, Ramen Cat, banquet and 15 others
It's pretty obvious to anyone without Elon's cock in their mouth that Musk is backing out of it.

Random5678 said:
Zuck won some medals in a Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament and has been into MMA for a while now, if a fight goes ahead Musk is absolutely fucked.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/may/08/facebook-founder-mark-zuckerberg-jiu-jiutsu



Now don't get me wrong, Zuck looks to have awful striking and his BJJ is mediocre at best but any sort of combat sport experience gives him a significant advantage over a physically average, untrained individual like Musk.

Musk is also a 52 year old man who apparently needs surgery on his neck/back.
Click to expand...
In the second video, that was a pretty sick triangle at 0:50. His grappling is definitely better than his striking.
 
  • Like
Reactions: The Cunting Death
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's pretty obvious to anyone without Elon's cock in their mouth that Musk is backing out of it.


In the second video, that was a pretty sick triangle at 0:50. His grappling is definitely better than his striking.
Click to expand...
I think this is a pretty obvious distinction between a nepo baby and someone who made their wealth. Not saying Zuck had no leg up, but he didn't come from emerald mine money. Elon comes off as a completely out of touch moron in this whole thing, while Zuck clearly cares about ju jitsu or whatever faggy fighting this is. Elon thinks he can basically wing it against someone who has been training for years, and if that's not nepo-baby attitude I don't know what is.
 
  • Like
  • Lunacy
  • Agree
Reactions: Haftag, Executive Petrel, Still Exceptional and 4 others
JaneThough said:
Elon thinks he can basically wing it against someone who has been training for years, and if that's not nepo-baby attitude I don't know what is.
Click to expand...
And say whatever you like about Zuck, he absolutely loves Jewing the fuck out of assholes like this. Look what he did to the Aryan looking Winklevoss twins, reneging on a deal that could have made them billionaires and then settling for pennies on what he'd cut them out of. They were so assmad they tried suing to get out of their settlement and were knocked on their ass by the court.

I'm sure he'd love literally kicking the ass of a South African emerald slut.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Haftag, Barry Williams, Power Appreciator and 4 others
JaneThough said:
I think this is a pretty obvious distinction between a nepo baby and someone who made their wealth. Not saying Zuck had no leg up, but he didn't come from emerald mine money. Elon comes off as a completely out of touch moron in this whole thing, while Zuck clearly cares about ju jitsu or whatever faggy fighting this is. Elon thinks he can basically wing it against someone who has been training for years, and if that's not nepo-baby attitude I don't know what is.
Click to expand...
Yep. Say what you want about Zuck, but he's putting the work in to learn BJJ and Muay Thai.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Fuck It We'll Do It Live, MS Paint Gigachad, Trombonista and 1 other person
JaneThough said:
Also Elon: https://bid.hgpauction.com/auctions/8660/herita10216
Click to expand...
Heritage Global Auctions - weren't they sanctioned by the FTC a while back for shady business practices?

It was either shill bidding or colluding with another party to value goods excessively, can't remember which. (Product in question was something weird - old NES and SNES games and similar paraphernalia).

To be fair, I remember that company as "Heritage Auctions" which could be a completely different auction house.

Back on topic, that bird coffee table looks completely useless and prone to falling over. It's good negative example to illustrate the dictum "Form follows Function".

Speaking of tables - anyone know where Mike Milken's famous X-shaped desk (from Drexel Burnham Lambert's office back in the '80s) is these days? Elon might have a use for it now that he's cleaned out the office.
 
  • Informative
  • Lunacy
Reactions: Haftag and Trombonista
Doctor of Autism said:
We have to hand it to Elon "I'm a 14 year old boy trapped in a grown man's body" Musk for not only being a complete pussy but doing the most to improve Mark Zuckerberg's public image more than any PR campaign he'd launch ever could.
Click to expand...
zuckerberg should be paying elon for this type of pr. he's like zuck's personal hypeman by virtue of being more unlikable than he is.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Kosher Nazi, Haftag, Olive D. Cox and 2 others
Cyberpunk Panatela said:
Are there absolutely no restrictions on what names you can give your children in the USA? (Many countries restrict possible names to those which can be pronounced).
Click to expand...
There are no restrictions in English law on what your name can be, other than you cannot change it for deception. The USA inherited this system upon independence. Since then, certain states have introduced some restrictions (e.g. California forbids accented letters), but not all.

In England, a man changed his name to "Yorkshire Bank plc are Fascist Bastards" out of irritation at being charged an overdraft fee.
 
  • Lunacy
  • Like
  • Disagree
Reactions: Haftag, Safir, ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ and 1 other person
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back