Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Can we have Trump lolcow thread back?

You'd think after all of the regret from Trump voters we could but I understand that it would be a very active thread and would need near constant monitoring to stop the Alaskans from throwing more tantrums in it than they already have

 

[AmpleApricots]

We already have a thread about the president of the united states. It's this one.

 

[poopinmy_line]

Elon is a perpetual deadbeat. Ashley St Claire, mother of his 13th? 14th? child is now making a fool of herself being a single mother after spending her career making a name for herself as a member of the party of 'traditional values'.

Quote from Reddit "Ashley St Clair has written some content in the past disparaging single parent households, promoting “trad” life, and even accused former VP Kamala Harris of “sleeping with powerful men to get ahead.”…. How irony and hypocrisy always seem to be company to the worst people."

Who knows if it's even true, she could just be trying to get notoriety.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Influencers are all whores mentally. Male, female, it doesn't matter. One actually putting out for clout is about as surprising as a prostitute sleeping with guys for money. What did you expect?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Can somebody set up a period tracker app for every E-Girl Elon visited I want to run a betting pool not only on which E Girl gets pregnant but if it's done naturally or if he made a test tube homunculus instead.

 

[Fcret]

"it's plausible that remaking the whole thing can be more expensive and risky than just accepting the current amount of waste."

I mean yea, every corporation in America knows this. When these systems were written, you could hire a dozen COBOL devs for pocket change and some string. Nowadays a single COBOL dev who can seriously work on these systems is likely to cost half a million per year.

I work in a fortune 500 company that doesn't make money from technology so it's largely immune to the current tech downturn. They've been banging on the drum of, "off the mainframe next year" for 30 years at this point. We're still using the fucking mainframe and we're still using fucking COBOL. If corporate America is struggling with something, it'd perhaps behoove the DOGE people fucking around with our technical infrastructure to stop and think, "Maybe this problem is actually much harder than we thought?"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I mean yea, every corporation in America knows this. When these systems were written, you could hire a dozen COBOL devs for pocket change and some string. Nowadays a single COBOL dev who can seriously work on these systems is likely to cost half a million per year.

I work in a fortune 500 company that doesn't make money from technology so it's largely immune to the current tech downturn. They've been banging on the drum of, "off the mainframe next year" for 30 years at this point. We're still using the fucking mainframe and we're still using fucking COBOL. If corporate America is struggling with something, it'd perhaps behoove the DOGE people fucking around with our technical infrastructure to stop and think, "Maybe this problem is actually much harder than we thought?"

COBOL is a terrible programming language to learn and maintain. Musk's incel squad have no real world experience to the point where they don't understand how relational databases work lol

 

[TheMotherCucker]

Yeah, I don't get it. It seems like there is one hell of a lot of Musk hate here. I think the more reasonable perspective is that Musk isn't all good or all bad. He does some great stuff, and does some incredibly autistic retarded things.

I say, kick back, relax and enjoy the show.

I can't wait to see which BPD girl he inseminates next. Please be Laura Loomer. Please be Laura Loomer. You just known she is now doing everything she can to get close to him now that she knows it is an option.

I legit can't like him because he showed his wicked intents to me when he called a Thai diver a pedophile for rescuing kids without his submarine bullshit and that was the first thing I ever saw of the guy. My first impression is a jealous petty man who will attack those who don't rely on his help to do things because he can't stand not being in the spotlight. He's a grubby attention whore. That being said, from what I've seen from DOGE I like most of the things it's been doing. But I don't have to like someone to like what they do. I enjoy some of the changes to Twitter too. Not all or even most of them mind you. But Grok and community notes are great things we should have had earlier. But anyone who needs the spotlight so badly they despise someone for saving children's lives without them is not someone I can get myself to like. No matter how much good he does. Because it's not that he doesn't do a lot of good. It's that he's only doing good because he wants me to need him. I don't need him. And I don't want to need him either. When he does good I will acknowledge it with silence. Because I see the intent is merely to try and convince me I should rely on him.

 

[オプセック]

He should transition and get it over with. He will be much happier as a woman. He can become Trump's concubine.

Edit: His dick being broken would make all these jokes calling him an evil court eunuch even funnier.

I shouldn't be saying this, because doing that shit to children is horrifying, but that tranny son of his really is - or would have been - his spitting image... that can't be complete coincidence... nature, nurture all that jazz...

 

[Lobo]

There is a fucking MASSIVE difference between "Elon is probably talking out of his ass and shit is not that bad" and "Wrong Elon Child, there is nothing at all wrong with the US Social Security. Fraud does not exist. Enjoy prison."

You gotta be a complete fucking retard to think that the US Federal Government is not only working fine, but that Elon's little autistic audit agency is somehow the problem. Seriously, are you even paying attention?

Someone being a lolcow does not mean that you need to automatically disagree with them on everything, or that they are always wrong about things. If Chris Chan says the sky is blue you don't turn around and start saying that it is actually not blue. If Jack Scalfani says bacon tastes good you don't need to turn around and start avoiding pork as if you were a muslim. Just because Elon is a autistic spastic prone to cringe doesn't mean you need to start sucking up to the goddamn United States Federal Government Bureaucratic Aparatus nigger!

Yeah dude, if I have a leaking roof and someone shows up and burns the house down and says "I fixed your leaking roof!" I'm gonna be a little more upset at the fact my house was just burned down than the fact the roof was leaking previously.
Firing every single employee within the federal government that they can get away with without even knowing who they are or what work they are doing is akin to burning the house down. It's a fucking awful idea, at least if you value American hegemony and all the benefits that come with it. This work needs to be done with a scalpel not a rocket launcher.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Yeah dude, if I have a leaking roof and someone shows up and burns the house down and says "I fixed your leaking roof!" I'm gonna be a little more upset at the fact my house was just burned down than the fact the roof was leaking previously.

That is a very much incorrect analogy for the issue. The US Fed doesn't just have a "leaky roof", and saying DOGE is "setting fire to the entire thing" is being willfully ignorant and dense about what they are doing and how they are running their audits and research effort.

Firing every single employee within the federal government that they can get away with without even knowing who they are or what work they are doing is akin to burning the house down. It's a fucking awful idea, at least if you value American hegemony and all the benefits that come with it. This work needs to be done with a scalpel not a rocket launcher.

Not only do I not value the "American Hegemony" since it gave us globohomo and globalism in the last 20 years, I also categorically disagree that this needs a "scalpel". The US government is bloated and downright unrecognizeable to what it should have been. Chevron is deal and with it so should the New Deal style of Bureaucratic creep into government go with it. The USAID's shitshow has been the perfect example of how rotten the entire thing is and how dire the need of reform and cleaning is.

This is a demolition crew getting rid of rotten foundations and walls so new ones can be built. It's that simple.

 

[オプセック]

Chill, they're not burning it all down.

Also:

Fuck yeah! They're burning it all down!

All in one post, impressive.

No hate, I also had my janus-poster moments recently.
Squeezing corrupt Feds for their salty tears and out of their jobs is just too juicy a promise - makes one light headed from time to time.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

We need DOGE to audit this shit off the community page.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Also:

All in one post, impressive.

No hate, I also had my janus-poster moments recently.
Squeezing corrupt Feds for their salty tears and out of their jobs is just too juicy a promise - makes one light headed from time to time.

I communicated badly, fair enough. My point is that the analogy is wrong because it underplays the problems that already exist and exaggerates the issues DOGE could cause.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

You'd think after all of the regret from Trump voters we could but I understand that it would be a very active thread and would need near constant monitoring to stop the Alaskans from throwing more tantrums in it than they already have

Now now hoagie, i'm sure you wouldn't just spew retarded leftie cope here and expect people to just go along with it ?

 

[オプセック]

I communicated badly, fair enough. My point is that the analogy is wrong because it underplays the problems that already exist and exaggerates the issues DOGE could cause.

They're working too fast, with too little man power on too many sites as to be serious about sifting out government wide corruption.
My suspicion that they are trying to make a lot of noise while also stalling certain mechanisms critical to whatever they're up to on their private enterprise ends is pretty much consolidated at this point. I don't want to call them incompetent, but it also seems that elon and his overworked interns are fast tracking themselves as fall-guys into the courts hands... I kinda see your point tho, but from a different angle: While musk may be out for mayhem, some of the kids (or rather, yet less/un-known seniors on the teams) might actually want to do good, as does trump
But elon is globo-homo personified.

 

[Laughing Putin]

I saw someone driving a Cybertruck today. I shook my head and laughed.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Now now hoagie, i'm sure you wouldn't just spew retarded leftie cope here and expect people to just go along with it ?

Sorry that the obese, elderly, senile man that you fantasize about penetrating you is doing so badly. Maybe you should stop mindlessly consuming Russian botfarm slop on social media and letting it dictate all of your opinions.

I saw someone driving a Cybertruck today. I shook my head and laughed.

I saw one a few months ago. As ugly as they are in photos, they're 10x uglier in person

That is a very much incorrect analogy for the issue. The US Fed doesn't just have a "leaky roof", and saying DOGE is "setting fire to the entire thing" is being willfully ignorant and dense about what they are doing and how they are running their audits and research effort.



Not only do I not value the "American Hegemony" since it gave us globohomo and globalism in the last 20 years, I also categorically disagree that this needs a "scalpel". The US government is bloated and downright unrecognizeable to what it should have been. Chevron is deal and with it so should the New Deal style of Bureaucratic creep into government go with it. The USAID's shitshow has been the perfect example of how rotten the entire thing is and how dire the need of reform and cleaning is.

This is a demolition crew getting rid of rotten foundations and walls so new ones can be built. It's that simple.

Is the globohomo in the room with us right now?

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Sorry that the obese, elderly, senile man that you fantasize about penetrating you is doing so badly

Still projecting, little hoagie ? Never seen a man so obsessed about Republicans dicks.

 

[Lobo]

Not only do I not value the "American Hegemony" since it gave us globohomo and globalism in the last 20 years

Sorry, I'm over here wiping my tears with dollar bills. I guess you're right, though, I'd happily trade being the most powerful country on the planet for gay people not existing or... trading with other countries?