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Regarding the failure to do the pull up, I think the CWCki put it superbly,

''This event marks a historic day in CWC history as it is the first time we have witnessed Chris acknowledge that he is not, in fact, superhuman.''

And even then he does the same thing everytime he fails something, says "At least I tried" or "At least I admitted it", to him thats basically the same as achieving what he set out to do cos he's grown up with everyone saying "At least you tried" everytime he stumbled.
 
And even then he does the same thing everytime he fails something, says "At least I tried" or "At least I admitted it", to him thats basically the same as achieving what he set out to do cos he's grown up with everyone saying "At least you tried" everytime he stumbled.

Great point Lalala, Another Gold medal for Chris in the mental gymnastic Olympics!

Reminds me of scenes from Batman or the scene in DOFP when young and old Charles meet...although I can't imagine young Charles or Bruce following up with the kind of smug gloating OPL generally does!
 
And even then he does the same thing everytime he fails something, says "At least I tried" or "At least I admitted it", to him thats basically the same as achieving what he set out to do cos he's grown up with everyone saying "At least you tried" everytime he stumbled.
It's his cartoon-inspired brand of logic. "Trying" is the next best thing to succeeding (at least in cartoons).
The same logic applied to even a bigger extend when Chris had to choose between :julay: and his PSN account.
Chris chooses Julie over his PSN (cause that's the 'right' thing to do) but totally expects to get both his PSN and the girl (as a reward for doing the 'right' thing). You can pretty much feel his confusion when Max doesn't instantly hand over both on a platter since Chris has been such a good boy, doing the right thing. You can tell he's completely taken aback at the very notion he's not actually entitled to both for his wise choice.
 
Interesting ideas, Stud, but I think that this is a problem that a lot people have. As a matter of fact, the quandaries that are posed to Chris are (while always quite cartoonish and bizarre in nature) things that many people have problems dealing with. The problem with Chris however is that like in TV SitComs and cartoons, the problems faced by Chris are always outrageous and with factors that would make others realize quite easily that everything they are facing is bullshit. I can't entirely blame Autism or other cognitive disabilities for this.

It just seems that if given the choice of two options, either be born normal and raised by Bob and Barb or born with Autism and raised by a normal, thoughtful couple, the latter would produce a more positive outcome for Chris. Upbringing is so vital to development and Chris was given the perfect storm of a lack of cognitive ability, a lack of emotional intelligence, autism and horrendous parenting.
 
Well, that's true.

The thing is, Chris seems to have picked up some morals from cartoons and I'd argue that's not even such a bad thing. I mean, the morals are kinda shallow but on a very basic level, they are good. The problem with Chris is, he also taken the 'cause and effect' of cartoons to heart and now expects reality to have the same kind of causality like cartoons have. Do the right thing and get the reward.

So some sweetheart asks him to do something which he fails at, but he deserves the reward anyway cause he at least tried...

But we digress, the tangent that started this all off was originally about Chris being unable to really fulfill his image of manliness and now he (kinda sorta) tries to become feminine... I just wonder if there is some sort of mental image of perfection he strives for...
 
But we digress, the tangent that started this all off was originally about Chris being unable to really fulfill his image of manliness and now he (kinda sorta) tries to become feminine... I just wonder if there is some sort of mental image of perfection he strives for...
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While that's an interesting idea I think it's more or less just Chris not being able to do even the most basic math and having very vague concepts regarding such units of measurement. Like, a normal person would have a decent understanding of (say) what 1 litre of water weights. And that hypothetical person would know a ton is equal to a thousand bottles of water. Or a small car.
Chris on the other hand seems to think less in such terms and his idea would boil down to "One ton weights a lot", but without any kind of unit attached to it. Also he's just all too happy to overestimate something when he's trying to impress someone. The doghouse being 5 to 10 tons might have been a figure of speech, too. With Chris you never really know if he sucked at relating an actual weight or if he just wanted to do an intentional overestimate...

Then again, the Monty Python sketch 'Fresh Fruit Self-Defence Class' had a man get crushed by a 16-ton weight. Unless Chris wasn't paying attention and getting freaked out by the banana or wondering what the various other fruits were, that should have sunk in.
 
Let me give my four-cent garbage on this: Chris is not actually transgender, not by a long shot. Chris is a black-and-white thinker who has been fed traditional gender roles since day one. Chris is a spectacular failure at the traditional role of men as a provider and as the pursuer, so he wants to take on the traditional female role of passivity. There's some deep psychological shit going on here.

I think he wants to be swept off his feet by a "tomboy" who will go get a job so Chris can sit on the couch all day.
Chris thinks that the traditional female role is so easy and passive, but it really isn't. He thinks it's easy because his mom and the television sitcoms made him think so. He probably is not willing or able to do all the tasks required to care for a family. Vidya and personal amusements trump everything and everyone else in Chris's world.
 

Well, this is interesting. Chris still sees himself as a young, attractive, and thin despite all evidence to the contrary. He also apparently thinks his hair is just naturally clean and groomed because, hey, why not? Probably the most interesting part to me is that he's now choosing to socialize with Rob(b)ee over the other Sonichu spawn or even Sonichu himself. I suppose it makes sense that this creature who was created to have Chris's idealized childhood is now getting to live out Chris's idealized teenage years.
 
Well, this is interesting. Chris still sees himself as a young, attractive, and thin despite all evidence to the contrary. He also apparently thinks his hair is just naturally clean and groomed because, hey, why not? Probably the most interesting part to me is that he's now choosing to socialize with Rob(b)ee over the other Sonichu spawn or even Sonichu himself. I suppose it makes sense that this creature who was created to have Chris's idealized childhood is now getting to live out Chris's idealized teenage years.
Well, it's a commission that was supposed to focus on Tomgirlism or something, so I guess it's only natural he'd pick Robbee instead of Sonichu.

But it would be interesting to see an image where Sonichu talks to his father mother creator.
 
So, the Tiffany in the e-mails were trolls, and according to an update on the CWCki, the betrayal was staged by trolls. So, was it trolls who shared Chris's videos and the picture of him in his mom's underwear on Facebook?
That's the real Sarah and Kellie. See the "gal pal Facebook update 12/19/13" thread.
 
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