embarrassing updates 05/31/20 - FACT: Becky wipes Amberlynn's ass & gash

[Twa Corbies]

Unless you're worried about an honor killing, who goes on and on about a hymen?

 

[clusterfuckk]

My thought is this bitch had an episiotomy because her pussy was backed up with all the toxic sludge from not having a period in years. This would cause some stitches and discomfort for a couple days. However, the hospital usually gives you these disposable squeeze bottles, kind of like a portable bidet, to clean your cooter without touching it. It’s generally not advised to use tp on the stitches.

I didn’t watch this trash video so this may be out of context

 

[Pepper Jack]

Fuck it, I'll archive.

 

[literally low-key]

No more updates Amber. Just shut up!

 

[Quirky Calories]

Okay so... Advicelynn telling us to avoid doctors with bad bedside manner, someone must of been real harsh with her in the ER or previously? She had that tone to her voice like she had an experience on her mind of a “bad” doctor.

becky’s gotta deal with all these “new” caregiving duties AND her mom dying? Sheesh. When will she crack?

didn’t she say how he didn’t sugar coat anything and that’s what she needed ?

It's a very thin membrane and yes, most women break theirs before their first sexual experience.

The fact she thinks this made her surgery "complex" shows her lack of perspective.

As far as the procedure being actual "surgery"?? I wouldn't go so far as to call it that. It's basically the same procedure they perform to abort a pregnancy minus the suction. It's not pleasant and you wouldn't want to be awake for it but it's not considered major.

she says her surgery is ‘complex’ and ‘different from everyone else’s’ cause she thinks she’s a/ wants to be a special little dainty snowflake

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I'm astonished at her ability to - in the midst of a "life threatening emergency" hoist aboard & grasp the differences between a routine D & C & her special one. Please, Amber; do elaborate on what made yours so you-nique.

Other than the fact that it must have taken a full team roster of staff to hoick you into the right position, lift & tape/hold back various grotty folds & clean everything to where the OR staff could proceed.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Other than the fact that it must have taken a full team roster of staff to hoick you into the right position, lift & tape/hold back various grotty folds & clean everything to where the OR staff could proceed.

Jesus... It's enough to wonder if the guy between her legs started questioning his career choices. It would have been confronting.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

I didn't really listen because I can only take so much of her in a day, but I liked how she kept lifting her shirt collar to attempt to hide her uneven ballsack chin & other chins.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I've seen a lot of nasty shit, but I refuse to look at the blood pics.

Money must be really tight if shes resorting to debasing herself through embarrassing tmi.

That cheesecake factory orange chicken doesnt pay for itself!

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Well at least she's giving those feeder dudes who watch her some hope that she is indeed virgo intacta. Maybe when she really runs out of dosh she can auction off her dainty dainty hole to the highest bidding feeder.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

"My D&C went fine, I just had/ have

• Bleeding
• Fever
• Cramps/ Pain"

They either fucked up or did a different procedure

She's bleeding a bit because it's normal to have a bit of discharge, plus she's probably still menstruating -- they probably didn't scrape everything out. But she's histrionic, so she's omg bleeding shthoo much.

She feels out-of-sorts and achy because of whatever sedative they gave her and may have a low-grade fever. But she's histrionic so it's shhuch a bad fever, she's probably dyeeen y'all.

She has some cramps and pain that would be totally normal for a few days after the procedure and could be fixed by Advil. But she's histrionic, doesn't take pills, has the pain tolerance of a three year old, and omg you guiiiiize it hurts so bad, no one can understand, Becky go get me a Big Mac.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Unless you're worried about an honor killing, who goes on and on about a hymen?

She's still clinging to the delusion that tons of guys are attracted to her and hit on her and apparently they all want to stick their dicks in her dainty virgin hole.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Do you think Amberlynn calculated an appropriate period of time between Becky finding out her mother has stage 4 liver cancer and her hollerin' for Becky to come wipe her ass

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

So hamber is legit a virgin? I always assumed she got diddled at a young age and thats why she destroys her body with food.

 

[raritycunt]

I know I said she would shit on the ER surgeon in a week or 2 but she just couldn't help herself and lasted 2 whole days! Our gorl just can't handle a adult male coming into the room and not babying her and telling her to lose some fucking weight

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Her and Chantal have that in common; every doctor who dares mention their weight is an evil piece of shit who is uneducated about their “eating disorder”

 

[SituationTypeThing]

It's nice that she's able to take time out from the difficult job of recovering from a quadruple bypass to keep her audience updated. Serious heart surgery would be enough to make someone have a panic attack when they're finally able to process it.

Ohhhh, wait. She just had a heavy period and a D&C. It's over amber, it wasn't a big deal procedure.

Regarding the hymen talk, does she think newly deflowered virgins spend the next week on bedrest? I'm still not believing this part of the story. Unless she was screaming I'M A VIRGIN WILL THIS BREAK MY HYMEN, the doctor doing the surgery would just have been like oh, she still has hers, some people do even after sex, and shrugged. He wasn't going to stitch it back up like she was an unmarried girl in saudi arabia who would have been honor-killed if there wasn't blood on the sheets on her wedding night.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She doesn't wipe. In the picture of the shit and blood in the toilet, there was no toilet paper in the bowl.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Why? Why the hell would Amberlynn admit that on Youtube?! Not even the thirstiest of thirsty pervs want to know that. And for most people in her weight class, this would be a rock bottom moment. But she's not most people is she?

 

[Thumb Butler]

It's all Becky's fault. She should focus on her job and not her private business.

 

[FatalTater]

Why? Why the hell would Amberlynn admit that on Youtube?! Not even the thirstiest of thirsty pervs want to know that. And for most people in her weight class, this would be a rock bottom moment. But she's not most people is she?

There are so many things going on in the world, illness, riots, new soda flavors, that all eyes were NOT on #Amberlynn and well. She couldn't have that happening.