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Nothing's more metal than tearing into a lesser animal's flesh with your teeth and devouring it for sustenance.
Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities
- Thread starter Jaimas
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Nothing's more metal than tearing into a lesser animal's flesh with your teeth and devouring it for sustenance.
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I haven't seen this bunch live but I'd really, really, like to. They used to put up posters for their gigs round Paris, when I was studying there, with stuff about how they're coming to protect your children from a politically correct and non-smoking existence.
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A friend of mine told me a doozy of a tale from work. He works as a check-in assistant at an airport, so he has a fair few amusing stories of things that have happened or interesting passengers he's encountered.
On this particular day he was wandering around near the check-in desks when he noticed a woman looking rather lost. Since he's required to help passengers who look like they might be in need of assistance he began approaching her. As he did he noticed she was virtually a walking stereotype of a tumblrina - piercings, bubblegum pink hair, that weird fishmouth pout they all seem to do. But being a professional he swallowed his reservations and continued his approach.
"Hello there ma'am, can I help at all?"
Immediately she leaped back from him and started screeching incomprehensibly. After this initial outburst she calmed down and explained that she needed help locating her check-in desk, but wasn't willing to deal with a man. She wanted either a woman or a transgender person to help her. My friend held back a grimace and called for one of his female colleagues to come and help her. This dealt with, he went on his way thinking that was the end of it.
He was wrong.
About three quarters of an hour later he received a call on his walkie-talkie about a disruption at one of the gates. It was the tumblrina. Apparently there'd been a problem boarding her (the details of this were rather sketchy, but it could easily have been there was a guy manning the gate which she'd taken exception to) and she'd gotten abusive. Someone had tried to calm her down and in the process had touched her. She started screaming "RAPE!!!" at the top of her lungs, went into hysterics and had to be detained by security and removed.
The thing is, my friend knows all about Tumblr and SJWs so this wasn't really surprising to him. I can't help but wonder what his colleagues must've thought about the whole thing.
On this particular day he was wandering around near the check-in desks when he noticed a woman looking rather lost. Since he's required to help passengers who look like they might be in need of assistance he began approaching her. As he did he noticed she was virtually a walking stereotype of a tumblrina - piercings, bubblegum pink hair, that weird fishmouth pout they all seem to do. But being a professional he swallowed his reservations and continued his approach.
"Hello there ma'am, can I help at all?"
Immediately she leaped back from him and started screeching incomprehensibly. After this initial outburst she calmed down and explained that she needed help locating her check-in desk, but wasn't willing to deal with a man. She wanted either a woman or a transgender person to help her. My friend held back a grimace and called for one of his female colleagues to come and help her. This dealt with, he went on his way thinking that was the end of it.
He was wrong.
About three quarters of an hour later he received a call on his walkie-talkie about a disruption at one of the gates. It was the tumblrina. Apparently there'd been a problem boarding her (the details of this were rather sketchy, but it could easily have been there was a guy manning the gate which she'd taken exception to) and she'd gotten abusive. Someone had tried to calm her down and in the process had touched her. She started screaming "RAPE!!!" at the top of her lungs, went into hysterics and had to be detained by security and removed.
The thing is, my friend knows all about Tumblr and SJWs so this wasn't really surprising to him. I can't help but wonder what his colleagues must've thought about the whole thing.
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At least she chimped out early. I'm sure the other passengers would have been thrilled if the plane had to land early to kick her off.
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But the end result would have been more satisfying, because people who chimp out on airplanes and force them to land are hauled off and charged with federal felonies for interfering with a flight crew, which can result in substantial federal prison time.
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I usually stay clear of the Farms' Tumblr ballpit. But...
When I went to Subway for a lunch sandwich today, I managed to spot a most enigmatic and unusual creature, which surely must have been a Tumblr denizen.
Just outside the Subway shop, an obese dangerhair of undeterminable gender and age had positioned their massive body. I am talking about a person which may or may not have been male or female, estimated weighing between 250-300 lbs and anywhere between 25-55 years of age.
The person was wearing perfectly ordinary clothes, but was equipped with huge chunky glasses and hair dyed blue in a shade you would ordinarily associate with a paint job on a custom sports car. The blue hair was shaved on the sides of the head and on top, formed into a huge spike. (Yes! A BLUE SPIKE!)
The person wasn't exactly doing anything, just standing there looking grumpy and constantly wiping the sweat off the back of their shaved nack with a napkin, somtimes pacing back and forth, wiping their neck.
When I went to Subway for a lunch sandwich today, I managed to spot a most enigmatic and unusual creature, which surely must have been a Tumblr denizen.
Just outside the Subway shop, an obese dangerhair of undeterminable gender and age had positioned their massive body. I am talking about a person which may or may not have been male or female, estimated weighing between 250-300 lbs and anywhere between 25-55 years of age.
The person was wearing perfectly ordinary clothes, but was equipped with huge chunky glasses and hair dyed blue in a shade you would ordinarily associate with a paint job on a custom sports car. The blue hair was shaved on the sides of the head and on top, formed into a huge spike. (Yes! A BLUE SPIKE!)
The person wasn't exactly doing anything, just standing there looking grumpy and constantly wiping the sweat off the back of their shaved nack with a napkin, somtimes pacing back and forth, wiping their neck.
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We had a self-proclaimed SJW in our psychology class. Short dyed hair, weird fashion sense...
She was actually a good friend of mine, we sat next to each other with our mutual friends and each lesson was like an episode of QI on laughing gas. Buuut she did have a few odd moments. During said banter, she told me she was in the London riots, out there throwing bricks, and I don't know how to feel about how pleased she sounded about that.
Another time, the class chatter turned to feminism and a tomboyish chavvy student (who took psychology because she was told it was easy) said something like, "I don't see the point of feminism" and my friend went apeshit.
She stood up, sharply turning to the chav girl and started talking back really loudly and it made us and the tutor jump, like holy shit. She was literally finger-pointing and started yelling really loudly about how the other girl was shitting all over feminism and "so you don't believe in women's rights?" really accusingly. The 'debate' lasted like 15 minutes before the tutor could get her to stop.
It also really disappointed her when she asked me what living in a communist society was like and I told her (from family anecdotes) that they thought it was 'depressing to have to line up for hours and hours for food for the next week'.
She was actually a good friend of mine, we sat next to each other with our mutual friends and each lesson was like an episode of QI on laughing gas. Buuut she did have a few odd moments. During said banter, she told me she was in the London riots, out there throwing bricks, and I don't know how to feel about how pleased she sounded about that.
Another time, the class chatter turned to feminism and a tomboyish chavvy student (who took psychology because she was told it was easy) said something like, "I don't see the point of feminism" and my friend went apeshit.
She stood up, sharply turning to the chav girl and started talking back really loudly and it made us and the tutor jump, like holy shit. She was literally finger-pointing and started yelling really loudly about how the other girl was shitting all over feminism and "so you don't believe in women's rights?" really accusingly. The 'debate' lasted like 15 minutes before the tutor could get her to stop.
It also really disappointed her when she asked me what living in a communist society was like and I told her (from family anecdotes) that they thought it was 'depressing to have to line up for hours and hours for food for the next week'.
FuckBitchesGetRiches
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A while back, I came across a girl who majored in Fanfiction Studies. As I was leaving the store, I overheard a conversation where she practically yelled "THANKS FOR YOUR MICRO-AGGRESSIONS!"
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Fanfiction Studies is an actual major now? Jesus fuck that "degree" makes Gender/Racial/Queer Studies look like a fucking viable major.
FuckBitchesGetRiches
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It was probably one of those custom majors that colleges use to get money from suckers.
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Fanfiction studies is a thing now...
There went my faith in America's universities.
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That class better just be studying the Aenid and other classic derivations.
smellymarine
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- Paradise Lost
- The Aeneid
- The Divine Comedy
- Pilgrim's Progress
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Are we fucking serious here?
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Actually, a lot of my friends in the English major also majored in Fanfiction Studies. They did it by changing the names on their fanfics and turning them in as original novels. Considering how hard a time I had getting the profs to even accept stories with fantasy/horror elements, the "novels" about half-demon-half-angel prettyboys with purple hair ... did not go over well.
I hope to God it's never been declared an official major, though.
I hope to God it's never been declared an official major, though.
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Honest to God I saw a screencap in this subforum a while back of a chick working on her Fanfiction Studies major, writing a paper examining gender roles in Omegaverse AUs (i.e., turning established properties into weird rapey slavery gay porn with furry overtones). Could this be the same person?
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That'd be nice to imagine it's only one person, wouldn't it?
I admit I would kind of like to major in that if only so I could write a thesis on 30 H's and how it's the greatest literary work of our time.
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I can't find any university that offers Fanfiction Studies. At least, not as a degree. (an elective course is always possible though...)
But this is of little consolation.
But this is of little consolation.
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I've heard of a guy with purple hair that went to a club wearing a barbie shirt (He didn't lose a bet btw) and was complaining about the fact the bouncer didn't let him in and that it was because he was gay.
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It'd be really funny if it was a gay club.