Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

[Yamyam]

Today in my oral expression class, a lot of girls was complaining about guys telling them to smile and how they want to physically harm them. I was sitting there like chill it's not the end of the world, is people being annoying that much of a issue for you for you to want to stab them.

Idk people complaining about that is annoying because how petty it is. But like this is a art school what do I expect.

 

[DatBepisTho]

THEY BETTER NOT BE TOUCHING MAH GATSBY. :< (But knowing them, they're probably only familiar with the Leo DiCaprio movie...)

"Something something Scott stole it from Zelda and it's a shit story how dare you enjoy how emotionless and how asinine the characters were in a era that had been emotionally drained by the first world war. Daisy was a true feminine rolemodel in the movie and Jay Z is totes an expert on 1920's music!!!"- Tumblr, probably.

Jack and Ralph is my OTP. Jack's behaviour towards Ralph in the earlier chapters (before they find the conch and he becomes all evil) is super gay IMHO.

Pretty sure Tumblr has an AU for LOTF where it's all girls that were stuck on the island. I'm certain I read that somewhere on there once.

I'm the judgemental shitlord who should go die in a fire because how dare you insult my headcanon

I think you're right. I haven't encountered it, but I'm sure it exists. If it wasn't tumblr, that AU would have some potential because anyone who went to a school anywhere knows girls can be some of the biggest cold-hearted monsters.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Not an encounter yet, but Laci Green will be at my campus this Friday and I'm required to go. I will be greatly disappointed if I don't encounter a wild tumblrina.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Not an encounter yet, but Laci Green will be at my campus this Friday and I'm required to go. I will be greatly disappointed if I don't encounter a wild tumblrina.

That sounds absolutely grim. Although a field report might be nice...

 

[DatBepisTho]

Not an encounter yet, but Laci Green will be at my campus this Friday and I'm required to go. I will be greatly disappointed if I don't encounter a wild tumblrina.

You shall know them by their call of "You used the word tranny x number of years ago and apologized but you're still a transphobic shitlord."

 

[Adamska]

Not an encounter yet, but Laci Green will be at my campus this Friday and I'm required to go. I will be greatly disappointed if I don't encounter a wild tumblrina.

It's not required if you fake sick or literally just take the flak. Though hilarious reports and glazing over the waste of time with pokeymanz probably would make up a bit for it.

 

[friedshrimp]

"Something something Scott stole it from Zelda and it's a shit story how dare you enjoy how emotionless and how asinine the characters were in a era that had been emotionally drained by the first world war. Daisy was a true feminine rolemodel in the movie and Jay Z is totes an expert on 1920's music!!!"- Tumblr, probably.

Naah tumblr would probably hate Daisy based on their likes. They seem to massively hate female characters that are feminine, emotionally vulnerable, passive or heavily dependent on men. It doesn't matter if there's context as to why they act that way or not, any female character that isn't a Xena/Black Widow ripoff is a disgrace of a woman.

And yeah knowing them they would probably ignore the historical context of Gatsby about the War and the 20s and complain about how it "doesn't work" nowadays.

 

[TheImportantFart]

any female character that isn't a Xena/Black Widow ripoff is a disgrace of a woman.

Even Black Widow isn't good enough for them. Feminist frequency doesn't consider her a feminist character and SJWs threw a fit after Age of Ultron when it was revealed one of her personal demons was that she couldn't have children.

 

[TiredConlanger]

Gotta say it was a trip to encounter SJWs that like Fallout. I became aware of them only for the fact that one of them bitched about the concept of the "Tribals" and how it mocked Native Americans in a forum I used to frequent.

I mean, come on. There's a shit-ton of things to be bothered by in a world that has been nuked to shit and they pick survivors who were young children and probably happened upon cowboys & indian material that survived the nuking, emulated it and passed it down through the centuries.
Totally something to legitly be pissed off at Bethesda for. I'd hate to see that particular SJW encounter Lord of The Flies.

Agreed, though it was Interplay and Black Isles who made the first two games, not Bethesda. Also been observing the Fallout fandom and it's definitely a trip when you've got people trigger warning Caesar's Legion stuff, gore that is typical of the setting, or any mention of rape whatsoever. Or trying to crucify people for not catering to their hypersensitivity.

It just baffles me, considering that it's a post-apocalyptic series and clearly not for children, yet they expect to be treated like hypersensitive five year olds. They should go back to watching something that isn't so or playing something, like Kirby or Pokemon, if they freak out over post-apocalyptic settings being the post-apocalypse.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Agreed, though it was Interplay and Black Isles who made the first two games, not Bethesda. Also been observing the Fallout fandom and it's definitely a trip when you've got people trigger warning Caesar's Legion stuff, gore that is typical of the setting, or any mention of rape whatsoever. Or trying to crucify people for not catering to their hypersensitivity.

It just baffles me, considering that it's a post-apocalyptic series and clearly not for children, yet they expect to be treated like hypersensitive five year olds. They should go back to watching something that isn't so or playing something, like Kirby or Pokemon, if they freak out over post-apocalyptic settings being the post-apocalypse.

It really makes me wonder if most of these 'fans' even played the games or if they just diddled themselves to Arcade/Courier fanfiction and then decided to get into the series.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Naah tumblr would probably hate Daisy based on their likes. They seem to massively hate female characters that are feminine, emotionally vulnerable, passive or heavily dependent on men. It doesn't matter if there's context as to why they act that way or not, any female character that isn't a Xena/Black Widow ripoff is a disgrace of a woman..

You're most likely right on them hating Daisy.
I wish I had saved it, there were at least two posts that I can recall that told tumblr to cut the shit out when it came to hating on her, though.

They should go back to watching something that isn't so or playing something, like Kirby or Pokemon, if they freak out over post-apocalyptic settings being the post-apocalypse.

Which is why I have no fucking clue why they'd be in the fandom in the first place. Post-apoc does not make for polite society. Although you do get those diplomatic characters...but they still slit throats and shoot dogs when they have to.
Funny you say that; :powerlevel:I play Kirby almost religiously:powerlevel: and am 500% sure they'd trigger warn the shit out of a happy pink puffy that saves his galaxy by eating everything.

It really makes me wonder if most of these 'fans' even played the games or if they just diddled themselves to Arcade/Courier fanfiction and then decided to get into the series.

Arcade/Vulpes more likely. Despite the Legion being something any sane person much less an SJW would stay away from, they seem to think Arcade would be thirsty for Legion cock.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Even Black Widow isn't good enough for them. Feminist frequency doesn't consider her a feminist character and SJWs threw a fit after Age of Ultron when it was revealed one of her personal demons was that she couldn't have children.

I remember that. I never knew forced sterilization was such a popular feminist position before that. I guess the girl I knew who was accidentally sterilized by military medical was wrong for being upset and depressed, and her superiors were correct in writing her up for being pissed. Who knew?

 

[Lackadaisy]

So I just returned from the longest hour and a half of my life -- basking in the warm glow of Laci Green.

First off, no cellphones were allowed in the ballroom she was presenting in, which was alright by me. But a few kids decided to argue with the organizers and got barred from entering before the event even began. They were really pissed about not being able to live tweet during the presentation or something.

So I sat down towards the back of the room and waited around for about ten minutes. It was about five minutes past when they shut the doors, and only about a third of the seats were full -- so an audience of about 50 students, I guess. I recognized about half of them from my course, so I knew they were just required to be there like me. The other half of the audience looked pretty normal for college kids, though there was a good number of dangerhairs and some granny clothing.

The actual presentation wasn't... the worst thing I've ever sat through. Green herself looked pretty bored to be there and disappointed by the amount of people who showed up. There was a lot of whooping and applause from the peanut gallery whenever she talked about consent, and I'll admit I chuckled at one of her jokes.

The Q&A was where it went off the rails.

This one chubby but otherwise average girl took over the mic for a good minute or two, talking about rape culture and getting wild applause from her group of friends. One or two kids tried to sneak out during it but sat themselves back down pretty quickly after she stopped talking to give them the evil eye.

The next kid was a dangerhair tranny, though I couldn't tell until she spoke up. Claimed they were non-binary and that Green left out how non-binary sexual relations work. To her credit, Green looked pretty confused and gave her some hogwash about how brave this kid was for standing up and talking in front of everyone. That was about about it for her.

The last person during Q&A was this tall mtf I recognized from passing her in the hall. She had obvious stubble and sounded like a dude doing a falsetto still, but she'd always seemed nice enough and took care of herself otherwise. Well, until she opened her mouth. Accused Laci Green of being 'transphobic' and 'heteronormative', citing a shitton of YouTube video publication dates or something off this notepad she brought with her. Bitch was crazy. Made me wish I had my phone with me.

She got about halfway through whatever her argument was before the event organizers cut the mic and wrapped up the presentation. Mtf started pouting about how they censored her and threatened to get campus police, but security dragged her right out once she started getting physically threatening (aggressive stance, clenched fists, little jabs towards the organizers/Green).

That was pretty much it for Laci Green, though she hung around to sign an autograph or two. Other than crazy tranny, it was all pretty par the course.

 

[plasticine]

So I just returned from the longest hour and a half of my life -- basking in the warm glow of Laci Green.

First off, no cellphones were allowed in the ballroom she was presenting in, which was alright by me. But a few kids decided to argue with the organizers and got barred from entering before the event even began. They were really pissed about not being able to live tweet during the presentation or something.

So I sat down towards the back of the room and waited around for about ten minutes. It was about five minutes past when they shut the doors, and only about a third of the seats were full -- so an audience of about 50 students, I guess. I recognized about half of them from my course, so I knew they were just required to be there like me. The other half of the audience looked pretty normal for college kids, though there was a good number of dangerhairs and some granny clothing.

The actual presentation wasn't... the worst thing I've ever sat through. Green herself looked pretty bored to be there and disappointed by the amount of people who showed up. There was a lot of whooping and applause from the peanut gallery whenever she talked about consent, and I'll admit I chuckled at one of her jokes.

The Q&A was where it went off the rails.

This one chubby but otherwise average girl took over the mic for a good minute or two, talking about rape culture and getting wild applause from her group of friends. One or two kids tried to sneak out during it but sat themselves back down pretty quickly after she stopped talking to give them the evil eye.

The next kid was a dangerhair tranny, though I couldn't tell until she spoke up. Claimed they were non-binary and that Green left out how non-binary sexual relations work. To her credit, Green looked pretty confused and gave her some hogwash about how brave this kid was for standing up and talking in front of everyone. That was about about it for her.

The last person during Q&A was this tall mtf I recognized from passing her in the hall. She had obvious stubble and sounded like a dude doing a falsetto still, but she'd always seemed nice enough and took care of herself otherwise. Well, until she opened her mouth. Accused Laci Green of being 'transphobic' and 'heteronormative', citing a shitton of YouTube video publication dates or something off this notepad she brought with her. Bitch was crazy. Made me wish I had my phone with me.

She got about halfway through whatever her argument was before the event organizers cut the mic and wrapped up the presentation. Mtf started pouting about how they censored her and threatened to get campus police, but security dragged her right out once she started getting physically threatening (aggressive stance, clenched fists, little jabs towards the organizers/Green).

That was pretty much it for Laci Green, though she hung around to sign an autograph or two. Other than crazy tranny, it was all pretty par the course.

I dislike Laci, but props to her for listening to the absolute bullshit she was putting up with, with the mtf student. But I guess it isn't that hard to listen to, considering she's a feminist and all.

 

[cohensd]

I hope this isn't powerleveling but I have a cousin who has fluctuating involvement in SJW causes, spews the typical idiosyncratic jargon and pseudoscience at the family all the time. Though my cousin is ultimately well-intentioned (i.e., a genuine desire for tolerance), these intentions have since grown incredibly toxic and just make my cousin quite miserable in many respects. My cousin also spends almost all day on the internet messaging with transtrenders twice their age... all while failing to complete online school. This has made my cousin a bit of a recluse and has manifested into legitimate emotional dysregulation that is only worsened by the Internet's romanticizing of mental illness. My cousin's social media presence is largely what you would expect from someone in this subculture, e.g., angst, White privilege talks, uninformed ramblings about injustice, that it had me worried for a while I would have a blood relative with their own thread on here; they are actually quite boring compared to these exceptional individuals but it was a little jarring to see so many parallels in thoughts between people.

The reason for my sharing here is to thank the community at large for making Kiwifarms a quick reference for what foolish behavior online can lead to in this specific subculture and what radical beliefs of any kind can do to a person's well-being. I've shown stories of people featured this board with my aunt just to show the consequences my cousin's behavior could yield and my desire not to have a family member end up in this position or exacerbating a mental disorder. I showed my cousin Chris Chan and it scared the crap out of them that I think they are more wary of their online presence. Hell, the tumblrisms have even worn off a bit. It's not perfect but the Farms have been helpful in a weird way.

 

[smellymarine]

I don't know if this is the best place to put it, but a search for 'Rhodes' turned up nothing, so:
One of the leaders of the 'Rhodes Must Fall' campaign (dedicated to getting a statue of colonialist, diamond magnate and scholarship founder Cecil Rhodes removed from an Oxford college he donated to) has posted an insane racist rant on Facebook:

Spoiler: They say you can tell a lot about a man by how he treats the people waiting his table

LOL wow unable to stop smiling because something so black, wonderful & LIT just happened! And of course, the catalyst was a radical non-binary trans black activist - Wandile Dlamini - from the Rhodes Must Fall movement. Because trans activists have BEEN the ultimate blessers of this decolonial struggle!

To cut the long story short, we are out at Obz Cafe with the said activist, and the time for the bill comes. Our waitress is a white woman. I ask the said activist what the going rate for tips/gratuity is in these shores. They look at me very reluctantly and they say 'give me the slip, I'll sort that out'. I give them the slip.

They take a pen & slip in a note where the gratuity/tip amount is supposed to be entered. The note reads in bold: "WE WILL GIVE TIP WHEN YOU RETURN THE LAND". The waitress comes to us with a card machine for the bill to be sorted out. She sees the note & starts shaking. She leaves us & bursts into typical white tears (like why are you crying when all we've done is make a kind request? lol!). Anyways, so this white woman goes to her colleagues who are furious. She exits to cry at the back & a white male colleague of hers reluctantly comes out to address us & to annoy us more with his own white tears telling us that he finds our act "racist".

We then start breaking it down for this white man & ask him why they are catching feelings when we haven't even started (like the part where we take up arms hasn't even come & yall are already out here drowning us in your white tears? Really white people? Wow.). We start drawing him to the political nature of the act & why we couldn't be bothered that they decided to catch feelings from the note. We tell him it's great that business as usual has stopped & the pressing issue of land is now on the agenda in that space - seeing the cowntry was celebrating 'Freedom Day' yesterday. We then chase him back to do his job. And continue with our conversation before exiting the café.

Moral of the story: the time has come when no white person will be absolved. We are tired of "not all white people" and all other bullshit. We are here, and we want the stolen land back. No white person will be out here living their best life while we are out here being a landless and dispossessed black mass. NO white person shall rest. It is irrelevant whether you personally have land/wealth or you don't. Go to your fellow white people & mobilise for them to give us the land back. That will be the starting point of all our interactions from now. We will agitate all our spaces with the big question: WHERE IS THE LAND?

Thank you to all the non binary, trans & all other black bodies who have been at the helm of this decolonial moment in the settler colony known as South Afrika. NOTHING will ever be the same again. Alibuye Izwe Lethu!

Bear in mind I only have this second-hand from here, though.

It shouldn't have happened past 2001. 2002 if the person is extremely slow-in-the-mind. How in heaven's name did she let it happen FOR SEVEN MORE YEARS? Yeah, no, that doesn't make any sense at all. Especially if ANY of those years are the same group with the same individuals year after year.

That just reminds me of Bill from the infamous "Hank gets raped by a dolphin" episode of King in the Hill. "It happened to me! Six years ago! And four years ago!"

 

[Meowthkip]

I don't know if this is the best place to put it, but a search for 'Rhodes' turned up nothing, so:
One of the leaders of the 'Rhodes Must Fall' campaign (dedicated to getting a statue of colonialist, diamond magnate and scholarship founder Cecil Rhodes removed from an Oxford college he donated to) has posted an insane racist rant on Facebook:

Spoiler: They say you can tell a lot about a man by how he treats the people waiting his table

LOL wow unable to stop smiling because something so black, wonderful & LIT just happened! And of course, the catalyst was a radical non-binary tranny black activist - Wandile Dlamini - from the Rhodes Must Fall movement. Because tranny activists have BEEN the ultimate blessers of this decolonial struggle!

To cut the long story short, we are out at Obz Cafe with the said activist, and the time for the bill comes. Our waitress is a white woman. I ask the said activist what the going rate for tips/gratuity is in these shores. They look at me very reluctantly and they say 'give me the slip, I'll sort that out'. I give them the slip.

They take a pen & slip in a note where the gratuity/tip amount is supposed to be entered. The note reads in bold: "WE WILL GIVE TIP WHEN YOU RETURN THE LAND". The waitress comes to us with a card machine for the bill to be sorted out. She sees the note & starts shaking. She leaves us & bursts into typical white tears (like why are you crying when all we've done is make a kind request? lol!). Anyways, so this white woman goes to her colleagues who are furious. She exits to cry at the back & a white male colleague of hers reluctantly comes out to address us & to annoy us more with his own white tears telling us that he finds our act "racist".

We then start breaking it down for this white man & ask him why they are catching feelings when we haven't even started (like the part where we take up arms hasn't even come & yall are already out here drowning us in your white tears? Really white people? Wow.). We start drawing him to the political nature of the act & why we couldn't be bothered that they decided to catch feelings from the note. We tell him it's great that business as usual has stopped & the pressing issue of land is now on the agenda in that space - seeing the cowntry was celebrating 'Freedom Day' yesterday. We then chase him back to do his job. And continue with our conversation before exiting the café.

Moral of the story: the time has come when no white person will be absolved. We are tired of "not all white people" and all other bullshit. We are here, and we want the stolen land back. No white person will be out here living their best life while we are out here being a landless and dispossessed black mass. NO white person shall rest. It is irrelevant whether you personally have land/wealth or you don't. Go to your fellow white people & mobilise for them to give us the land back. That will be the starting point of all our interactions from now. We will agitate all our spaces with the big question: WHERE IS THE LAND?

Thank you to all the non binary, tranny & all other black bodies who have been at the helm of this decolonial moment in the settler colony known as South Afrika. NOTHING will ever be the same again. Alibuye Izwe Lethu!

Bear in mind I only have this second-hand from here, though.

That just reminds me of Bill from the infamous "Hank gets raped by a dolphin" episode of King in the Hill. "It happened to me! Six years ago! And four years ago!"

 

[DatBepisTho]

I don't know if this is the best place to put it, but a search for 'Rhodes' turned up nothing, so:
One of the leaders of the 'Rhodes Must Fall' campaign (dedicated to getting a statue of colonialist, diamond magnate and scholarship founder Cecil Rhodes removed from an Oxford college he donated to) has posted an insane racist rant on Facebook:

Spoiler: They say you can tell a lot about a man by how he treats the people waiting his table

LOL wow unable to stop smiling because something so black, wonderful & LIT just happened! And of course, the catalyst was a radical non-binary tranny black activist - Wandile Dlamini - from the Rhodes Must Fall movement. Because tranny activists have BEEN the ultimate blessers of this decolonial struggle!

To cut the long story short, we are out at Obz Cafe with the said activist, and the time for the bill comes. Our waitress is a white woman. I ask the said activist what the going rate for tips/gratuity is in these shores. They look at me very reluctantly and they say 'give me the slip, I'll sort that out'. I give them the slip.

They take a pen & slip in a note where the gratuity/tip amount is supposed to be entered. The note reads in bold: "WE WILL GIVE TIP WHEN YOU RETURN THE LAND". The waitress comes to us with a card machine for the bill to be sorted out. She sees the note & starts shaking. She leaves us & bursts into typical white tears (like why are you crying when all we've done is make a kind request? lol!). Anyways, so this white woman goes to her colleagues who are furious. She exits to cry at the back & a white male colleague of hers reluctantly comes out to address us & to annoy us more with his own white tears telling us that he finds our act "racist".

We then start breaking it down for this white man & ask him why they are catching feelings when we haven't even started (like the part where we take up arms hasn't even come & yall are already out here drowning us in your white tears? Really white people? Wow.). We start drawing him to the political nature of the act & why we couldn't be bothered that they decided to catch feelings from the note. We tell him it's great that business as usual has stopped & the pressing issue of land is now on the agenda in that space - seeing the cowntry was celebrating 'Freedom Day' yesterday. We then chase him back to do his job. And continue with our conversation before exiting the café.

Moral of the story: the time has come when no white person will be absolved. We are tired of "not all white people" and all other bullshit. We are here, and we want the stolen land back. No white person will be out here living their best life while we are out here being a landless and dispossessed black mass. NO white person shall rest. It is irrelevant whether you personally have land/wealth or you don't. Go to your fellow white people & mobilise for them to give us the land back. That will be the starting point of all our interactions from now. We will agitate all our spaces with the big question: WHERE IS THE LAND?

Thank you to all the non binary, tranny & all other black bodies who have been at the helm of this decolonial moment in the settler colony known as South Afrika. NOTHING will ever be the same again. Alibuye Izwe Lethu!

Bear in mind I only have this second-hand from here, though.

These are the same people that bitch about Christians leaving those fake greenbacks with the "Salvation is worth more than money" tips or the jerkasses that write in rude suggestions. It's totes okay when they do it because all white people live high off the hog!

They seriously want their land back? They couldn't afford it by feeling entitled to mooching off of the big bad white gubberments anyway. What with inflation and all and considering land values seemingly never decrease.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone actually unironically called me a "shitlord" in person today!

I burst out laughing.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Someone actually unironically called me a "shitlord" in person today!

I burst out laughing.

"I identify as sith lord not shitlord you oppressive shitlord!"