So last week I actually saw a non-binary walk by me at college.
They were really heavy-set, maybe 300-400 pounds, and their jaw was in a permanent scowl from the force of gravity.
Their hair looked like they had crushed up cyan blue and pastel pink, mixed it up, and soaked their head in it with hot water, before giving themselves a shitty attempt at a pixie cut.
I was passing the time before my next class sitting in a couch, but when I saw them I immediately lost track of the game I was playing to try and take in what I was seeing. Were they a boy? Or a girl? Were they even human?
And then they came to the stairs. It was then I realized they were wearing granny denim shorts up to their naval, and you could see a clearly defined bulge/cameltoe form the back, as well as their asscrack in clear view. They would heave one leg onto the step, and then another onto the same step, then catch their breath for a second.
They did this for the next 10 steps until they got to the mid-clearing, and at that point they had a line of six people waiting to pass.
And then our eyes met, and I could see them trying to figure out what I was. Then I saw a faint shadow of a 'stache, and what looked like a 5-o'clock shadow, and a bra strap peaking out from their shoulder. They gave me the look that said "male scum", and proceeded to make the next climb up to the first floor. And that was the last I saw of them that day.
I live in a pretty conservative neighborhood, so I never thought I'd see this event unfold.
Screenshots of Furvilla registration, you weren't fucking kidding here.
But on the plus side, they don't allow furry porn or yiffing.
I came from the era of Neopets, and not even they had this shit.