Epic Games General Thread - Its time to talk about what the AAA gaming industry does not understand about the PC console.

Yeah, I'm not a fucking shareholder. Good you got paid. I honestly don't give a fuck. Enjoy that blood money while Epic's Chink overlords allow it until they find out that Epic is bleeding money like a fucking sieve, because they're praying these niche indie games break even. (lol they won't). Hope Epic is financing all your games now, because nobody is going to by them on that shit platform while Steam is revamping curation, library features and listening to feedback. While Epic has no reviews, no shopping cart, no offline support, can't afford to go on 3rd party stores because of its minuscule cut, no forums to support or report bugs, no community hub, no easy modding support, no streaming, no VOIP, no discord integration, no group chat, no broadcast features for developers to show off their names, poor security, uptight curation with no 'bad games', no guides...I can go on and on. Epic is literally a web-page with a check-out and a friends list. That's ALL it is. Oh, no achievements either. No ability to see what your friends are playing. I mean, the gulf between Steam and Epic is the Marianas fucking trench.

It's kinda funny, how out of all the companies thus far only the guys at Rebellion said "Yeah, they pretty much offered us a huge ton of cash. Hell, we didn't even consider ourselves that good of a company worthy of being bribed, but hey free cash is free cash."

Because they're honest and they already are releasing rehashed zombie games, so what the fuck do they care?

That's the thing these dingbats don't realize, the money up-front is nice but then your niche indie game releases on the EGS and sells like shit, then a year later it releases on Steam where it sells even worse because people think you're a sell-out hack? Good luck trying to heal your reputation on that one, and especially good luck with trying to convince people to buy your newer games. It's a very stupid long-term move.

A lot of people's reps are being burned. I've said it before in this thread, Microsoft basically is extremely pissed at Epic for devaluing Obsidian by making their release an Epic Exclusive (blame Take2, since that money just went right into executives pockets) which completely soured them on exclusivity. CD Projekt Red, one of the most beloved studios, is never going exclusive. The problem for Epic and exclusives, like many in this thread have stated, they have no game changers. Picking up shitty indies that no one has ever heard about is not attractive. Fortnite is viewed as a game for children and most people who play it only play Fortnite.

Epic has nothing of value to peel users off of Steam. Even if you want something like 'The Outer Worlds', you can buy that on the Microsoft store. And I'd laugh if they did Steam integration to fuck with Epic. Another part of the problem for Epic is that every time something is an 'Epic Exclusive', I simply just write it off. 'Welp, I've got plenty of games, not buying that' and poof its gone.

I know with people viewing how much I post in this thread I must think about Epic exclusives all the time. I pretty much only think about them when the news breaks and then just forget about them and look to new games coming out on Steam or GoG or even console to see if they'll come to PC. I imagine its the same way for many people.

The only chance Epic really has is to somehow transform its Fortnite audience into Epic customers. But that's simply not going to happen.

View attachment 871910
Every single goddamn Epic defense is just "you just don't want to use a different launcher because you're a lazy piece of shit! Think of the developers, asshole!"
View attachment 871912

I don't know what level of chess this is

Nobody identifies as a consumer you fucking faggot. If you buy something, you are consuming it, HENCE YOU ARE A CONSUMER. IT IS NOT AN IDENTITY, IT IS SIMPLY YOUR STATUS BECAUSE YOU ARE CONSUMING SOMETHING. You're a writer you stupid fucking nigger. Hang yourself.

This is also not stability. It is sacrificing long term growth for short term profit, like every bad idea. Its going to be circular. The game didn't sell on Epic, doesn't sell on Steam, they need more Epic bucks to release their next game. The cycle continues. Eventually, Epic gets no return on investment because indies are a tough sell as it is and their 12% cut is fucking them in the ass. So once the Epic bucks run out, they're just fucked. Their rep is in the toilet, they're arrogant and nobody wants to deal with them.

You see, Epic is buying exclusives in the hopes that these devs just stay on Epic. The problem is once the analytics come in that these games aren't selling shit or bringing people to the platform, they'll inevitably decrease. Which then will put many indie studios under because they've been relying on Epic payouts for so long that they actually haven't bothered to market their product. And once that year long exclusive is up, they're going to have to compete with games on Steam. That are new. Nobody is buying your year-old game at full price.

So this is bad in the long run for studios. Because its just like the lottery. You didn't really earn that money, its just given to you. People fuck that up all the time. Indies will get this money, inflate their budgets out the ass. Then because the money runs out and Epic's projected sales money does as well, they're stuck selling on Epic for a year. Then they get to move to Steam, where the forum fills up with posts calling them cucks and sell-outs and mocking them while no one buys their game. And because Epic didn't make any money off them, no more exclusive.

This is a short-term solution to a long term problem. An indie that works its ass off on Steam and is self-reliant will make far more money in the long term than anything on Epic.

Fuck Jason Schreier. If they're making their money anyway, who cares about them? Why should gamers give a shit. Enjoy being on Epic. Hope you think that will continue forever and your customers will still be there for your next game, idiots.

No consumer should care about developers unless they're catering to them. Its my fucking money, I'll spend it where I want it. I'm not supporting some faggot dev on an inferior platform when I've got GoG and Steam, two superior platforms, one run by the best company in gaming. Epic runs a child-gambling simulator where children get bullied for not buying microtransactions and they have no time-table on a shopping cart.

The hilarious thing is that these journos and devs think that gamers will just buy anything. That's really not the case anymore. This industry has pushed its consumers to the edge of a cliff and then pushed them off it. Like Mass Effect 3. Bioware was like, 'Oh, everyone will forget about this.' No. They didn't. You think people are going to forget about all these developers that fucked them? Ok.

Corporations aren't people. Publishers aren't people. And I'm sorry being a dev is hard. But you know what? Not my fucking problem. You want my money, earn it through good will and good games. If not, starve. I don't really care. That's capitalism bitch. And if you don't think people will forget this? You're insane. My time is limited. My money is limited. I will only spend on things that are 1) Convenient for me. 2) A better product 3) A dev that doesn't hate its audience and sucks game journo cock. If you have a problem, suck on the edge of a shotgun.
 
Yeah, I'm not a fucking shareholder. Good you got paid. I honestly don't give a fuck. Enjoy that blood money while Epic's Chink overlords allow it until they find out that Epic is bleeding money like a fucking sieve, because they're praying these niche indie games break even. (lol they won't). Hope Epic is financing all your games now, because nobody is going to by them on that shit platform while Steam is revamping curation, library features and listening to feedback. While Epic has no reviews, no shopping cart, no offline support, can't afford to go on 3rd party stores because of its minuscule cut, no forums to support or report bugs, no community hub, no easy modding support, no streaming, no VOIP, no discord integration, no group chat, no broadcast features for developers to show off their names, poor security, uptight curation with no 'bad games', no guides...I can go on and on. Epic is literally a web-page with a check-out and a friends list. That's ALL it is. Oh, no achievements either. No ability to see what your friends are playing. I mean, the gulf between Steam and Epic is the Marianas fucking trench.

Actually on the 3rd party stores, I could be mistaken but I swear I've seen some Epic store keys being sold on Humble Bundle and Fanatical.
 
The hilarious thing is that these journos and devs think that gamers will just buy anything.

They're beyond that, though. Gamers have told them that. Since then, they've been screaming and yelling and calling them Nazis and racists and bigots and wrongthinkers and neckbeards and incels and every imaginable insult, thinking this will somehow cause them to crack open their wallets again.

Gamers don't give a shit. They just want to play games.

For every screaming autist gammergrabber there are a hundred who never heard of it, don't care, but aren't going to buy it if it isn't on Steam, if it doesn't have gameplay, or it is a bunch of gay walking simulator bullshit full of trannies.
 
Actually on the 3rd party stores, I could be mistaken but I swear I've seen some Epic store keys being sold on Humble Bundle and Fanatical.

Only very, very occasionally. If you look at: https://isthereanydeal.com/#/filter:epic most deals are only on Epic and one other site and there's like only 5. Compare this to fanatical or Steam and you're looking at hundreds and hundreds of titles. 3rd party is rare for Epic because they simply cannot afford to do it often.

Market standards are in place for a reason. 30% is the industry standard. GoG takes a 30% cut and it STILL has trouble operating. The 30% also allows GoG to profit while developing its platform. Its clearly quite obvious that a 12% cut and even less for unreal games is simply unrealistic and not sustainable. They can't afford to develop their platform at all. The revenue that's coming in I bet is basically to keep the fucking thing alive. The only way Epic can afford to take the 12% is because its praying that exclusives will peel off gamers from Steam. And it is simply not doing that. A handful, maybe a third are coming in for one exclusive game and the free games they get, while moving back to Steam. The problem is they've only targeted a handful of high-value exclusive which probably cost them a lot of money to purchase, which means they need to move more copies to gain profit or break even. And the same problem goes for indies. Making the budget back and getting equivalent in sales on Steam is what they aim to accomplish, so there's little incentive to advertise. And lets be honest, very few people are going to go over to Epic for a game of Tetris or whatever the latest indie shithole is. The best I see Epic doing is breaking even while Steam is making a profit because they're not buying any exclusive games.

The other thing is that there's no cohesive theme to their exclusives. They're taking a shotgun approach. The thing with Epic is that they needed to be laser focused on the exclusives they poach. They need the people who buy exclusives to come back and buy more. They simply cannot afford a handful of people coming, purchasing one exclusive and leaving, ignoring Epic. If you're cultivating a niche audience, like Shenmue, the likelyhood is that they're not going to be spending any more money at your store. They're just there for that. Free games are just going to make people play those free games. I also fail to see how they're going to keep up with Steam with their sales. Yes, Steam sales have got more boring and meh, but Epic's 12% is going to fucking kill it. Steam can EASILY undercut Epic during any sale and with their 30% cut, make far more than Epic can. So they make games cheaper than Epic, even by five bucks, you've shattered a ton of customers from the store. The 12% makes Epic incredibly vulnerable and without Fortnite money, could simply not be done.

The exception is Rocket League. Which they're going to have to pimp the fuck out with microtransactions. The problem for Epic is that lootboxes are getting REALLY scrutinized. And Fortnite is a game for children. When you've got stories of kids being bullied and shit, they might be heading for legislation. Also pretty much everyone is tired of this gambling shit and games as service trend anyway. The only people still engaging in it are kids with too much disposable income. And they're too busy buying Fortnite skins and like others have said, not even seeing the Epic store.

They're beyond that, though. Gamers have told them that. Since then, they've been screaming and yelling and calling them Nazis and racists and bigots and wrongthinkers and neckbeards and incels and every imaginable insult, thinking this will somehow cause them to crack open their wallets again.

Gamers don't give a shit. They just want to play games.

For every screaming autist gammergrabber there are a hundred who never heard of it, don't care, but aren't going to buy it if it isn't on Steam, if it doesn't have gameplay, or it is a bunch of gay walking simulator bullshit full of trannies.

That's really the funny part to me. Journos and these Western companies are sucking each other's cocks so much and degrading people in the hobby, thinking they can guilt them into buying their womyn empowerment walking simulator. I mean, look at Wolfenstein: Youngblood. Outlets are giving it like a fucking 80 while everyone is saying its a terrible fucking mess with micro transactions in single player. The disconnect from outlets to their consumers is mind-boggling. It has a 2.2 on fucking Metacritic, getting beaten in sales by Destiny 2 pre-orders and X-Com 2. These outlets have no fucking clue.

Like, a new release Bethesda game is getting its ass handed to it by X-Com 2, Destiny 2, and GTA 5. AND Divinity Original Sin 2 at FULL PRICE. Even Skyrim Special Edition is beating it. Games that are years and years old are beating the shit out of it. Yeah, sure sounds like the game deserves an 80%.

Honestly, Epic and journous wants me to cry about Western devs and indies. Fuck them. I say let them go out of business. Make this industry a better fucking place. Eat out of the gutter faggots, I'm not consuming your garbage propaganda in my escapism. My life is hard enough and I want you out of my entertainment. You want me out of the hobby? Sure, that's fine. I won't miss the diarrhea you put out. I'll just switch to Eastern European devs and the based Japs for my gaming needs. Western Publishers and indies can suck my fucking asshole. Go poor you cunts.
 
Glad to see Jason Schreier, who pissed off actual, real game companies so bad with his "leaks are a human right bro, I'm the industry underdog" that multiple game devs came into his mentions to call him a fucking scumbag, is still sucking off specific companies to own the gamer bros. I'm sorry that being an indie dev can be stressful, it does suck. The solution is not to get a fat paycheck that ensures that you have no risk whatsoever, though. It's insulting and it shows no matter how small devs will absolutely sell out and then insult their own fans. It is so funny to see leftist spergs like Jason talk about how good it is for indie devs while Epic has to be the shittiest video game distribution company of all time, worse than Valve's problems in the mid 2000s. Or the fact that Epic straight up doesn't offer games in poorer countries, and they rely on places like Steam and GoG to get games. You can't get more fucking bougie than that.

Never change, male pattern baldness.
 
  • Like
Reactions: AmarettoPie
Glad to see Jason Schreier, who pissed off actual, real game companies so bad with his "leaks are a human right bro, I'm the industry underdog" that multiple game devs came into his mentions to call him a fucking scumbag, is still sucking off specific companies to own the gamer bros. I'm sorry that being an indie dev can be stressful, it does suck. The solution is not to get a fat paycheck that ensures that you have no risk whatsoever, though. It's insulting and it shows no matter how small devs will absolutely sell out and then insult their own fans. It is so funny to see leftist spergs like Jason talk about how good it is for indie devs while Epic has to be the shittiest video game distribution company of all time, worse than Valve's problems in the mid 2000s. Or the fact that Epic straight up doesn't offer games in poorer countries, and they rely on places like Steam and GoG to get games. You can't get more fucking bougie than that.

Never change, male pattern baldness.

The only reason he's doing this is because gamer's don't like Epic. He hates his audience too. But everyone fucking loathes Kotaku. They just published an article defending Youngblood's single player microtransactions. Its awful for indie devs, because they become fully reliant on Epic's gibs because no one is going to buy a single exclusive indie game from Epic. They have to rely on users already there. Which are mostly there to play Fortnite. Once the Epic exclusivity collapses, they're fucked. They've burned all their credibility, their game is out-dated and they've got little choice but to stick with Epic in the hopes the 12% will save them (it won't).

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention: Epic cannot afford regional pricing with its 12%. It also has to charge for certain payment methods as well, which makes games more expensive. Steam allows for 3rd party re-sellers to sell Steam keys. Like there's this one Brazilian gaming site you used to be able to use, but all the games were region priced for Brazil.

Also reminder: Any dev can generate an infinite number of Steam keys and sell them wherever he likes thanks to Valve's 30%. Epic cannot do this because it can't afford it.
 
Gamers have told them that. Since then, they've been screaming and yelling and calling them Nazis and racists and bigots and wrongthinkers and neckbeards and incels and every imaginable insult, thinking this will somehow cause them to crack open their wallets again.
speaking of insults
i think a good rule of thumb is that if a creator calls someone either "entitled" or "man child" you can safely ignore them until the end of time
it's up there with "nazi" and "incel"
 
The Ooblets devs are pretty much gunning for their own thread at this rate.

1564782594512.png


IGNORE. DELETE. HUDDLE. PROTECC. IGNORE. DELETE. HUDDLE. PROTECC. IGNO-

1564782635739.png


1564782723720.png


It always comes back to GamerGate, dunnit?

1564782773544.png


1564782952940.png


Guys, these evil GamerGaters just prove that I'M the true victim here in all of this! Me! Because we don't have those other PR men that some OTHER companies have!

1564783035525.png


Sidenote from the Reddit OP, the people in yellow are "Star Belly" users, and reactions can only be added by them. Just figured that might be pertinent to the discussion.

1564783111405.png


oh no, 10 minutes...you poor poor thing you...that must've been exhausting, mr. precious baby above...

1564783175469.png


Hey so: if anyone wants to try and sneak into that Discord and pull a Jerry Peet on them and catalogue and archive their entire Discord history's transcript...well, I'm not saying to show it here, but I am saying some individuals here might want to truly understand what's going on over there. You'd just be following what paulloz said after all.

Just a thought.

Moving on:

1564783341080.png


Oh of course, it's not like outside of your bootlickers, people have been waiting 4 years for a game that keeps constantly adding new shit and breaking everything that new shit planned to fix every update, Eva-I MEAN, perplamps!

1564783424476.png

1564783455874.png


ePiC gAmEr MoMenT BRO

---
Gonna archive the links/screenshots properly in a second, but here's the link to the screenshots for those curious:

 
The Ooblets devs are pretty much gunning for their own thread at this rate.

View attachment 872411

IGNORE. DELETE. HUDDLE. PROTECC. IGNORE. DELETE. HUDDLE. PROTECC. IGNO-

View attachment 872413

View attachment 872415

It always comes back to GamerGate, dunnit?

View attachment 872419

View attachment 872423

Guys, these evil GamerGaters just prove that I'M the true victim here in all of this! Me! Because we don't have those other PR men that some OTHER companies have!

View attachment 872425

Sidenote from the Reddit OP, the people in yellow are "Star Belly" users, and reactions can only be added by them. Just figured that might be pertinent to the discussion.

View attachment 872428

oh no, 10 minutes...you poor poor thing you...that must've been exhausting, mr. precious baby above...

View attachment 872429

Hey so: if anyone wants to try and sneak into that Discord and pull a Jerry Peet on them and catalogue and archive their entire Discord history's transcript...well, I'm not saying to show it here, but I am saying some individuals here might want to truly understand what's going on over there. You'd just be following what paulloz said after all.

Just a thought.

Moving on:

View attachment 872434

Oh of course, it's not like outside of your bootlickers, people have been waiting 4 years for a game that keeps constantly adding new shit and breaking everything that new shit planned to fix every update, Eva-I MEAN, perplamps!

View attachment 872436
View attachment 872438

ePiC gAmEr MoMenT BRO

---
Gonna archive the links/screenshots properly in a second, but here's the link to the screenshots for those curious:

Much as "gamers tm" could refer to people that don't play vidya, that jargon is gonna fly over the heads of other people because for all the bitching that goes on, those bitching also play vidya, even if that vidya is either dime a dozen walking sims or animu waifu sims. Most gamers that don't use the cesspit that is Twitter or some board like Reddit isn't going to get or give a fuck about what "gamer tm" means, they just think these people are out to say "STFU and buy our shit from this one specific storefront."

If Ooblet managed to accomplish something, it's making their own tire fire in trying to justify using EGS and calling all detractors "toxic people" and "gamers tm" when not every detractor is some GG sperg.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: AmarettoPie
"definitely agree we unintentionally fueled the fires"
Gee, ya think.

"it is very difficult to hire pr people and moderators on a days notice"
Just don't say anything that will piss off your audience like "just install EGS what's the big deal you toxic babies"! Seriously, how fucking hard can that be?
 
imagine if other businesses acted like businesses in the video game industry

"hey this product is shit"
"WOW ENTITLED MAN CHILD CONSUMER FUCK OFF"

They do, Hollywood does this constantly and Gillete pulled a "you're all rapists buy our shit" thing recently.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: AmarettoPie
"Hey I supported you guys before Epic. I had to reduce my payment because Epic is garbage and doesn't support my currency. Will I still be able to get it?"

"LOL FUCK OFF POOR"

I legit hope the studio goes bankrupt.
 
Hey so: if anyone wants to try and sneak into that Discord and pull a Jerry Peet on them and catalogue and archive their entire Discord history's transcript...well, I'm not saying to show it here, but I am saying some individuals here might want to truly understand what's going on over there. You'd just be following what paulloz said after all.
Share this with whom ever would be inclined to archive the entire server.
 
Oh hey I know another game that antagonized their fans. Made them cry like an anime fan on prom night, and that was looooooooooong after taking their money in advance, just like Oobleck or whatever this game's called.


5.4k upvotes, 46k downvotes on the trailer. Ended up widely panned, a notorious black mark on crowdfunding as a whole, and those who opted for the 3DS version never even got their fulfillment.

Compare their tone to the tone of the Shovel Knight developers on any blog post. I've read this one a few times over because it's interesting, but just, pay attention to the tone: https://yachtclubgames.com/2016/07/japan-localization/ Shovel Knight is a widely beloved game that handed out free DLC long after launch. It was one of the few crowdfunded games that actually did everything right.

Something tells me this game's gonna suck hard.
 
Back