Ethan Ralph challenges Null to a literal dick measuring contest

[Lone MacReady II]

Do it Josh, It's an easy W

Spoiler: MEMPHIS MICRO

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Though I don't believe Ralph has the 10,000 bucks to pay you.

It's smaller than 4-inch Fentanyl Floyd's, I almost feel bad for him.

Hey Ralph, if you're reading this....

Spoiler: You Will Never Measure Up

Now stop fronting and shut your fat wigger mouth.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

Well done, Ralph, well done.



HOWEVER, as Bryan Dunn originated that move, I am taking those points away from Guntindor, and declare KOP the one true Ralphmale.

(Josh, watch out for your cornhole, bud!)

 

[Pomniman]

Total retard war has changed. It's no longer about little i internets, freeze peach, or where the sidewalk ends. It's an endless stream of gay porn, created by fatmen and trannies.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Remember to measure properly and use the appropriate formula

 

[Elmo]

He should challenge Gator next.

 

[LaurenLauren]

Ok, I settled this for us via autism and I hate I had to measure Ralph's dick but here's the results
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Spoiler: THE ANSWER - NSFL

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You are a king among men

 

[New & Improved Username]

I don't think Ralph should challenge Null straight out. Ralph should organize a series of brackets in which he gets pictures and measurements of every dick in the sector for his serious research.

 

[AltisticRight]

Bryan was less gay.

 

[Twinkletard]

 

[Lame Entropy]

We've seen the memphis micro, this whole thing is very unfair to Ralph. We need to level the playing field and give Jersh a handicap, make him watch Ralph's sex tape during the measuring or something idk.

 

[Sand Mega]

Guys, its not his fault, he must actually think Null is a dog (dogs don't have that big of a dick do they)

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I’m also going to need Ralph to address why he feels the need to stick his 8 inches (lol) in Jim’s ass.
I know, His Ronnie, but Ralph needs to discuss it directly and frankly on his award winning Killstream. This dick measuring contest, while definitely GAY, is perhaps a distraction from the more pressing matter of Ralph’s private fantasy of slamming Jim up the butt.

 

[KittyGremlin]

At this point I'm convinced Ralph is an inside job to portray a man who always says or does the opposite of a reasonable thing.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

This is stupid.

That's what makes it so funny.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

This dick measuring contest, while definitely GAY, is perhaps a distraction from the more pressing matter of Ralph’s private fantasy of slamming Jim up the butt.

You mean farmer Jim Gyllenhaal from Broke Back Mountain with the sultry radio voice? I don't know why Ralph would want to stick the Memphis Micro in his butt.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Is this real?
Looks too good to be a shoop.

 

[Sand Mega]

But the question is: would Null sacrifice his dignity by having a public dick pic on the internet just to humiliate Ralph ?

 

[Captain Chromosome]

But the question is: would Null sacrifice his dignity by having a public dick pic on the internet just to humiliate Ralph ?

As with any headline that asks an obvious question, the answer is no.

 

[3MMA]

No doubts this is an invitation for some (disgusting) group sex.

Shame Ralph, shame!!!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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How much you want to bet he wants to buy a fake dick to measure on air, it's within his level of retardation to try and pass off