Phalanges Mycologist
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Ethan Ralph challenges Null to a literal dick measuring contest
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Ralph went 0-2 in his Portuguese Streetfighting League debut.
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My cock is much bigger than yours.
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So what, was Ralph reading all the posts about him being unable to get it up in order to impregnate May (which is nothing to be ashamed of, in fact being able to get an erection around May is probably a sign you have some kind of serious psychosexual disorder) and it made him insecure, so now he has to engage his penis in combat with the top kiwi representative to assert his virility?
Very bizarre and fatherless behavior.
Very bizarre and fatherless behavior.
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The time when Ethan Ralph turned into a racist Disney depiction of Chinamen.
Ethan Oliver Ralph, the transching, half the IQ and half the pecker, a little shorter than the average Asian granny. He dresses up like one too, I'm sure many could relate.
Weeb Slinger
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In the pithy Maxims and Arrows chapter of Twilight of the Idols, the philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche states:
"I want, once and for all, not to know many things. Wisdom requires moderation in knowledge as in other things."
I want not to know the dimensions of Null's penis. I have already laid eyes on Ralph's truncated penis - what there is of it. I have gazed upon Yaniv's Lovecraftian mangina and have also heard audio footage of him playing with it. That is quite enough genitalia for one site.
"I want, once and for all, not to know many things. Wisdom requires moderation in knowledge as in other things."
I want not to know the dimensions of Null's penis. I have already laid eyes on Ralph's truncated penis - what there is of it. I have gazed upon Yaniv's Lovecraftian mangina and have also heard audio footage of him playing with it. That is quite enough genitalia for one site.
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Imagine plummeting from 20k viewer live streams and able to crowd fund $25k for Saint Jude's to sub 200 livestreams and begging to see other men's dicks. How the gunt has fallen
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I already know exactly how this contest will play out:
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You know Ralph could use those fake dongs pornos use except they are mostly nigger colored for a reason.
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Ancient arts and sword fights, Ralphamale combat is mostly unknown but for the idea of a fluffer, in Gunt’s own words.
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Ding ding ding ding!!!
Climaxing Sunset
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Ethan Ralph is - dare I say it - gayer than Nick Fuentes. That’s an achievement in of itself
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So is null gonna sling his nuts at Ethan?
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I'd answer that question, but I'm afraid I'll just disappoint you.
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Can we have a ‘vote for Ralph’s micro size’ poll so Ralph knows we know how small he is? Turn the heat up a bit?
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VeeAndro
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I don't think he was serious. He won't even message Josh. He's just talking shit without thinking. Then he goes on to say the most R-Strategist shit about abandoning children on your death bed. Wigger Kang.
Is this really the gunt? Where's the gunt? How did they move it out of the way? My first impression was that I've seen smaller until I realized that's him at full erection.