Ethan Ralph challenges Null to a literal dick measuring contest

[Mundane Ralph]

Why do so many people here have Ralphs sad dick saved to their computers?

I don't know about anybody else but I'm creating a coffee table book of eceleb dicks

 

[Jaded Optimist]

You think Ralph uses this on himself while he thinks about Null's dick?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Please Josh, please please say yes!! This is literally my dream stream.

Why do so many people here have Ralphs sad dick saved to their computers?

Yeah, that's so gay why would anyone do that? .....

 

[MexicanJumpingBeans]

He’s the Merida micro now forget about Memphis.

 

[LaurenLauren]

A fat man asks you to show him your penis. What do you do?

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

The dick measurements have to of course be notarized, otherwise the spirit of competition would be in jeoprady.

 

[An automatic clown]

So he wants josh to get on a plane from Kyrgyzstan to Yucatan just measure mushroom tips ?? Ralph's brain is wetter than the ocean

 

[Haint]

JFC that was painful to watch.
#smalldickenergy

 

[buttmunch]

*Big dawg Brian Dunn liked this*

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Well this confirms 100% that Ethan Ralph is a queer.

FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER, NO IT’S NOT TRUE! PIECE OF SHIT, AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT FUCKING GUNTED HIM, MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!”

 

[ImNotJewish]

You think Ralph uses this on himself while he thinks about Null's dick?
View attachment 4705452

 

[NewestOfFags]

I'm convinced the reason why Null hasn't replied yet is because he is going to accept and is jelqing in preparation.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Before giving my no doubt eagerly awaited opinion, I need to know one thing:

Null, how tall are you?

(I didn't think Gunt could get any more pathetic. I was wrong)

 

[Canoodler]

I think Ralph just wants to see @Null's dick, and he thinks this is a clever way of disguising that fact.

 

[ñññ]

They'd have to use Faith's ass for a more precise measurement.

 

[John Wesley Hardin]

The absolute delusion of Ralph to say he’s 8”. Everyone in the sektur has seen his micro and laughed at it. For him to carry on denying it is astounding.

 

[DumbDude43]

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

 

[Bland Crumbs]

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

I think you mean Hamrambe.

 

[mindlessobserver]

This sounds like the start to a great homosexual porno.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This sounds like the start to a great homosexual porno.

I'm pretty sure multiple gay porn flicks started off this way.