Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Bryan Dunn - A closeted homosexual tries to top a fat wigger.

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Bryan Dunn said:
Yesterday. Ethan Ralph challenged me to a literal Boxing Match for his Show and wanted it officially sanctioned in Las Vegas. I accepted this challenge immediately and attempted to contact him in various manners to ask for contracts and more. Ethan Ralph responded in silence and refused to continue the conversation on the matter he started.
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I think Ralph is too scared to fight you, hence why he didn't challenge you directly (be it in person or in a voice call)
 
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@theralph Week 1. I hope you are preparing bro. Every week ill upload a video whether before or after coaching. This was after. Im gonna destroy you and your future sperm donors will feel it bro. Believe me.

offer still stands ralph. Apologize and walk it back like the pussy you are or man up Tonkasaw Jr.


Mod edit - I have no idea why the mp4 I made looks all bright and blown out on here. The same file looks fine on VLC and here on YT. -Sam
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
@theralph Week 1. I hope you are preparing bro. Every week ill upload a video whether before or after coaching. This was after. Im gonna destroy you and your future sperm donors will feel it bro. Believe me.

offer still stands ralph. Apologize and walk it back like the pussy you are or man up Tonkasaw Jr.
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I would love to see this happen.

But TBH, your boxing needs a lot of work. And your conditioning too. You got way too tired from that. Maybe work with a coach, upload some footage of you sparring.
 
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#KillAllPedos said:
I would love to see this happen.

But TBH, your boxing needs a lot of work. And your conditioning too. You got way too tired from that. Maybe work with a coach, upload some footage of you sparring.
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This was after my first class an hour and a half in. Lots of endurance and bagwork today. Coach likes that I have alot of power and switch stance fluidly. Says I am stiff on the head movement but likes I move around alot. Im still doing punt the gunt too so as my weight goes down more and I keep training it’ll continue to improve. Either way, I can go for hours if need be if it means I get to pick apart the Gunt til I catch him with a body shot thatll make him beg for air.

That’s where ill leave it til next week.

Hey Baby @Spectre_06
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
@theralph Week 1. I hope you are preparing bro. Every week ill upload a video whether before or after coaching. This was after. Im gonna destroy you and your future sperm donors will feel it bro. Believe me.

offer still stands ralph. Apologize and walk it back like the pussy you are or man up Tonkasaw Jr.
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Ralph fears the closeted man
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
This was after my first class an hour and a half in. Lots of endurance and bagwork today. Coach likes that I have alot of power and switch stance fluidly. Says I am stiff on the head movement but likes I move around alot. Im still doing punt the gunt too so as my weight goes down more and I keep training it’ll continue to improve. Either way, I can go for hours if need be if it means I get to pick apart the Gunt til I catch him with a body shot thatll make him beg for air.

That’s where ill leave it til next week.

Hey Baby @Spectre_06
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For real though, don't underestimate good cardio.

If you're dropping weight, once you get low enough, start working on some interval running. I doubt Ralph will ever sack up to actually fight you, but your body will appreciate you getting fit for it either way.
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
@theralph Week 1. I hope you are preparing bro. Every week ill upload a video whether before or after coaching. This was after. Im gonna destroy you and your future sperm donors will feel it bro. Believe me.

offer still stands ralph. Apologize and walk it back like the pussy you are or man up Tonkasaw Jr.
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Mod edit - I have no idea why the mp4 I made looks all bright and blown out on here. The same file looks fine on VLC and here on YT. -Sam
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Just pay him a courtesy visit to inform him that you are willing to spar with him. You know his address. Why waste time training when he hasn't even given you a response?

There is nothing Ralph can do to you considering that he is out on bail.

If you have the time to make videos I am sure you have the time to take a week off and go to Virginia and stream the visit live. If Ralph can pay Digibro a visit, why can't you?

Apologies, but this feels to me to be no different from Ralph bragging about suing Null and Teaclips, wanting to do a show with an acquaintance of Null, wanting to fight / stab PPP, all talk (or in this case training for nothing) with no actual follow up. Please prove me wrong.
 
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Tonkasaw bitching out was easily one of the worst things to happen to internet autism. Proving that internet tough guys were purely pussies, suddenly every sperg wants to fight so that they can position their opponent into having the same self-ruination that Tonka did.
 
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BryBry would probably give Ralph even more brain damage than he already has, unironically. You gotta at least let him wear head gear. Ralph knows without it he may literally die in the ring.

Doesn't matter I suppose. This is never happening because Ralph is completely bitchmade.
 
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I wish this fight would, for once, actually have two people fight for the amusement of the audience. Ralph will never agree to fight because much like Donga, he will make excuses or make ridiculous demands.
Which is weird because Ralph never made demands to fight Reily, Dick's producer. It's obvious Ralph chooses his own battle because he knows if he were to get his ass beaten someone lower then him on the totem pole then it will shatter his southern ego.
 
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*look at me work out and give me compliments* the thread

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You'd be right. I don't believe a person who is scared of knocking on a door to tell Ralph he accepts his challenge can actually fight him.

Frank Hassle managed to knock on Boogie's door. Dispatch managed to knock on Dick Masterson's door. Hell, even Ralph knocked on Digibro's door and got into a fight without being arrested!

This is a Discord conversation with a DrBrainus who claims to be KingofPol / Bryan Dunn. It really sounds like him. I am not accepting Ralph's challenge, you are. You knock on his door, @Bryan Dunn @Ghostface Killer

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