🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Ralph looks taller than I thought, maybe he isn't 5 foot 1 after all?

Due to being a broke nigga he hasn’t been able to pay a farrier to trim his hooves in a bit, the overgrown hoof nails make him at least 5’4”

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

What are the chances Lady Rackets or Ahole gets gunted?

Quite high

Nick has to repay him for sweeping. I'm sure he'll let him have a double header as long as he can watch.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Kiwifags BTFO

Ralph certainly has lost weight. Maybe he's following Rekieta's advice on how to slim down fast.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

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Some real Parent of the Year heavy hitters in this one. Gunt knows all the tubby manlet photo tricks; stand well forward of everyone else, platform shoes, vertical stripes, point at others

 

[BrainSand63]

These women are both above the age of 30 and one is a mother of five, why are they both dressed like prostitutes? Doing a great job as a mother there, Kayla

 

[The Stranger]

Ralph looks taller than I thought, maybe he isn't 5 foot 1 after all?

He's about 5'6"
t. True and Honest Kiwiformant

 

[Vibralldo]

Kiwifags BTFO
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https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1826365464114843892

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All Nick has left is a pill headed revenge pornographer and all Ralph has is a coke headed child neglecter

It's sad and yet poetic

 

[zShirt]

Ralph certainly has lost weight. Maybe he's following Rekieta's advice on how to slim down fast.

Either my eyes are absolutely fucked or he looks like he's lost a lot of weight. Granted, being broke and spending all of your income on benzos and alcohol will do that to you.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Kiwifags BTFO
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This photo would have been very wholesome in 2019. Now it just feels sad. These people tore their families apart because of drugs, fame, and social media. Maybe one day every one of them will find peace with themselves.

 

[Furniture Salesman]

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Will the Gunt actually show up
EDIT: I also noticed the Gunt Edited his tweet

A true Ralphamale only fixes one spelling mistake.

 

[Telemeter]

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Will the Gunt actually show up

Unless he's agreed to do some faggoty keyfabe with Aaron, then of course now.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

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Will the Gunt actually show up

Guess he got a little liquid courage. It won't work, piggy, we saw you bitch out this morning. You are still the world's largest pussy

 

[Deranged Jew]

Portugal 2: Xanax Boogaloo incoming. Might not be Aaron but some productive member of society that puts gunt back on the ground this time.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Kiwifags BTFO
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Imagine all the coke the four of them have snorted.

 

[Desktop User2]

We need a new bathtub stream.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Aaron is offering to do it and cast it on the Casino

 

[FiveStarAce]

These women are both above the age of 30 and one is a mother of five, why are they both dressed like prostitutes? Doing a great job as a mother there, Kayla

Kiwi Tip: The salons Man-Hate thread is an amazing companion piece to the Nick thread. It's like Nick and his harem directly materialized out of lidldrips nightmares.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

This is never going to happen.

Ralph is such a fucking loser.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Ralph is so drunk that he's tweeting in broken Spanish:



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[HackerX]

Ralph is so drunk that he's tweeting in broken Spanish:

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God willing, he's drunk enough to actually go