Euphoric atheists

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There's a blog I follow that occasionally posts news about religious fundies saying some really horrible shit and there's ALWAYS this one atheist commenter who frequently posts this image.
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The slogan makes me cringe so hard. Other commenters reply with "omg he's so hot and intelligent" but it's so fucking obvious that it's just a photoshop of a stock model.
 
There's a blog I follow that occasionally posts news about religious fundies saying some really horrible shit and there's ALWAYS this one atheist commenter who frequently posts this image.
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The slogan makes me cringe so hard. Other commenters reply with "omg he's so hot and intelligent" but it's so fucking obvious that it's just a photoshop of a stock model.
omg he's so hot
 
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These fools haven't read Dante. Those who don't believe are actually in the First Circle of Hell, which is actually a realm similar to our own and don't burn at all. If you're going to mock a religion, read up on it first!
 
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Osiris is Bae btw.
 
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Osiris is Bae btw.
I originally misread that device at the bottom as "We Fucking Love Autism." I may be spending too much time here.
 
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Osiris is Bae btw.

Um, nothing? I feel nothing for Osiris because I know nothing about him. I guess this could make sense (because most atheists feel nothing for God as they don't believe in Him) but this picture feels kind of confrontational so I don't think that's what they were aiming for.
 
These fools haven't read Dante. Those who don't believe are actually in the First Circle of Hell, which is actually a realm similar to our own and don't burn at all. If you're going to mock a religion, read up on it first!
The Divine Comedy doesn't really count as doctrine, but the idea of a Limbo of the Patriarchs or the Harrowing of Hell has always been present in Christian thought, differing slightly depending on the denomination.

The idea of a Messiah is also a key part of Jewish thought as found in the Old Testament. So yes, they did know that someone like Jesus would exist.

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I don't know how I feel about Osiris, but the Egyptians seemed to think highly of him.
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For people who have such a reverence for logic and reason, they sure love fallacies and hyperbole.

I have a couple posts, too.

It's much easier to write "TWAT" on one's chest with fake blood.
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I'm sure that so many people will take you seriously with a cheap trilby hat covered in meme rage-faces. :story:

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Like I said before, some of these euphoric criticisms of religion seem to at least make sense... but then they seem to imply that the only form of theism is traditional old Protestant/Catholic Christianity with the notion of an angry God, and/or that anyone who is religious is a "sheep" of blind faith who doesn't think critically -- which is really rigid black-and-white thinking.
 
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Osiris is Bae btw.

Great, anonymous meme dude! Because I love Osiris!

Dude was badass, seriously. He was a god of life who was betrayed and murdered, torn into over a dozen pieces and had his corpse scattered. Isis, his sister-wife and a badass in her own right (a goddess of life, motherhood, magic, and taking incredibly sick and twisted revenge on anyone who pissed her off) collected the pieces, put them back together, and slept with him/his corpse to conceive their son Horus, who would go on to continue the family badass tradition. Osiris then moved to the realm of the dead, where he became one of the--by the end of the New Kingdom, simply THE--big judge everyone had to impress. Wise, impartial, and impossible to trick. After your heart was weighed against the feather of truth, it was Osiris hisownself that you were finally escorted in to see. Depicted in mummy wrappings, but with the green coloring of healthy plantlife and renewal, Osiris was a god of life and death in one.

TL;DR I don't believe in Osiris, but I think he's really cool and am not about to throw stones at people who would choose to worship him today. Modern Kemeticists are a thing, after all, and there's worse dudes to burn offerings to. So, We Fucking Love Atheism, it's so nice to see that you feel that way about my God.

The Divine Comedy doesn't really count as doctrine, but the idea of a Limbo of the Patriarchs or the Harrowing of Hell has always been present in Christian thought, differing slightly depending on the denomination.

The idea of a Messiah is also a key part of Jewish thought as found in the Old Testament. So yes, they did know that someone like Jesus would exist.

What Hat said. The Divine Comedy sort of distilled a lot of ideas that were floating around in the cultural background, so don't take Dante as doctrine, but Catholicism at the very least has the idea of limbo and the various church fathers have been fighting about it for two thousand years. From a lifetime of talk with other Catholics, as far as I can tell the general view is that the God who supposedly sent his son to save us because he loved us wouldn't will eternal torment on those who were unlucky enough to be born before Jesus hit the stage. Even if he used to think that way, a lot of shit got changed once we hit New Testament times.
 
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