Euphoric atheists

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Apparently someone who wanted to do a stunt with that Spaghetti monster thing wore a colander on her head in her DMV picture. Because the best way to promote themselves as enlightened humanists is to be a dick about it and pretend a fake religion is real.

The point is that all religions can be considered "fake." The spaghetti monster religion is, by definition, a functioning religion. It's meant to show that religion is completely arbitrary, and what one person considers the ultimate truth the next could consider absolute shit.
 
Right, cuz' nobody ever gets murdered for a non-religious reason on this planet, ever, it's always with the crusades and jihads and whatnot.... nobody ever gets shot on the sidewalk for their wallet.
 
There's a guy I know who is glad that paris happened because "it'll show people just how dangerous religion truly is". Really don't need to say much else about it, he's a cunt.

Wow, what a cunt indeed. It's totally appropriate and not tasteless at all to use the still-warm corpses of dozens of people as a soapbox.
 
This makes a lot of sense. I live in a very Christian-heavy area, so the local atheist groups seem to be trying really hard to get the word out and reach for new members. I don't have a problem with this on the surface,
Eww, atheist groups and atheist churches.

The moment they start preaching, even in a socially acceptable non-euphoric way, they become exactly the same as the religious folks they wish had no interference in their lives. Their lack of self awareness is staggering.
 
Eww, atheist groups and atheist churches.

The moment they start preaching, even in a socially acceptable non-euphoric way, they become exactly the same as the religious folks they wish had no interference in their lives. Their lack of self awareness is staggering.

I love their cognitive dissonance when they try to justify it with the "atheism is not a belief" nonsense.
 
I love their cognitive dissonance when they try to justify it with the "atheism is not a belief" nonsense.

Atheism is merely the lack of belief in a deity. Euphoria seems to require an actual belief in the nonexistence of a deity, though, and a belief that this is so obvious that anyone who differs is automatically a complete moron.
 
I'm curious how many people in this thread are actually atheists, and how many are religious? Perhaps poll?
The right panel shows a representative sample of kiwifarms:
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So somehow I ended up in a Reddit thread where Redditors were circle-jerking about how much they hate people saying they'll pray for them or saying something like "have a blessed day," and this caught my attention.

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Seriously, this attitude annoys me so much. Someone is being nice to you, stop being so fucking ungrateful and babyish.

Like, I'm not a Hindu, but if a Hindu person said "May Vishnu bless you," I'd just be like "Thank you!"
 
So somehow I ended up in a Reddit thread where Redditors were circle-jerking about how much they hate people saying they'll pray for them or saying something like "have a blessed day," and this caught my attention.

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Seriously, this attitude annoys me so much. Someone is being nice to you, stop being so fucking ungrateful and babyish.

Like, I'm not a Hindu, but if a Hindu person said "May Vishnu bless you," I'd just be like "Thank you!"

Reddit has such an obnoxious user-base, especially in the atheism sections.

Yup, Jack Chick tracts. He's got his own thread.

I see. Jeez, that guy sounds off his rocker.
 
Reddit has such an obnoxious user-base, especially in the atheism sections.

I normally stick to just a few sub-reddits where people are genuinely funny and/or insightful, but yeah, the Reddit user base at large is ridiculously obnoxious and in love with themselves. Matters pertaining to religion and atheism is where it's most prominent, but it shows up in a lot of other places. There's just this subtle air of superiority and condescension in some replies that's really aggravating.

I still haven't been able to ascertain why they think they're so great.
 
There's a guy I know who is glad that paris happened because "it'll show people just how dangerous religion truly is." Really don't need to say much else about it, he's a cunt.

I suggest you cut ties with him. Generalizing all religious people as evil is fucking retarded.
 
Holy fuck, I just struck it rich. I came across a post asking why Christians in the Middle East, who are often horrifically persecuted, fly under the radar of most Westerners and this truly exceptional individual felt the need to put forth a response:

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