Euros 2016 - In which we support anyone but England

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Shokew said:
Slovakia 2 - 1 Russia

Thoughts (2): I'm looking forward to Russia being sent home, alongside England after this success story for Slovakia. Slovaks kicked some major ass today. Russia looked lazy as fuck and only made this a close game at the last minute, overall.
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Being lazy as fuck is their speciality, to be honest - the last time Russia actually tried to win something was in 2008, when Guus Hiddink was their coach. These guys get multimillion salaries regardless of how they play, so they simply don't care.

It looks like only the North Korean style of encouragement can make them play better.
 
Before I forget:

France 2 - 0 Albania

There was never any doubt. I fell asleep during this one as a result.

FACT: This was Albania's first ever appearance at the Euro cup, too. Meaning they weren't expected to get very far here... Especially against those damn Frenchies!
 
GODDAMIT!!!

England 2 - 1 Wales

My day is officially ruined now. Seriously, FUCK. THESE. HACKS. They only won because they got aggressive in the 2nd half. Fucking hacks.

England - 4 PTS.
Slovakia - 3 PTS.
Wales - 3 PTS.
Russia - 1 PTS.

This should not be happening! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.
 
Shokew said:
GODDAMIT!!!

England 2 - 1 Wales

My day is officially ruined now. Seriously, FUCK. THESE. HACKS. They only won because they got aggressive in the 2nd half. Fucking hacks.

England - 4 PTS.
Slovakia - 3 PTS.
Wales - 3 PTS.
Russia - 1 PTS.

This should not be happening! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.
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Fuck.

There's me hoping that shout of joy was from a Welsh guy living in my neighbourhood.

Come on hooligans, kick Taffy and Vlad's heads in so we get disqualified!
 
On the plus side - some good news...

Northern Ireland 2 - 0 Ukraine

GET OUTTA HERE, Ukraine! Nobody likes you!

NOTE: This is Northern Ireland's FIRST EVER victory in a Euro Cup tournament. I can proudly say - they fucking earned it, too!
 
Before I forget...

Germany 0 - 0 Poland

I am quite disappointed with this one, honestly. I'll admit it warms my heart to see a lesser team stand up to Germany like that; too bad Germany should have crushed these guys!
 
Shokew said:
Before I forget...

Germany 0 - 0 Poland

I am quite disappointed with this one, honestly. I'll admit it warms my heart to see a lesser team stand up to Germany like that; too bad Germany should have crushed these guys!
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It's what the Germans do, they do enough to get through in the group stage then they crush the opponents in the knockouts.
 
CWCissey said:
It's what the Germans do, they do enough to get through in the group stage then they crush the opponents in the knockouts.
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Nope, I can actually agree with you, because that makes so much fucking sense - especially if anyone saw them THRASH Brazil and the like at World Cup 2014...

As for today's highlights so far...

Italy 1 - 0 Sweden

This was a rather close, yet boring match. There was no doubt no matter how hard Sweden tried, the more superior guys (Italy) would dominate, honestly.
 
Croatia 2 - 2 Czech Republic

Croatia's fan ruined everything, sadly... Some rowdy Croatian fans threw about 10 flares on their end of the field around the game's 86th minute. What could have been another ugly, but valuable victory for someone today ended in an undeserved draw that just about screws both sides over, sadly.
 
Might as well leave this here...

Spain 3 - 0 Turkey

There was never any doubt Turkey wouldn't get their asses kicked out of this tourney in such a befitting fashion, honestly.
 
And a similar result from Spain vs. Turkey happened early this morning /(06/18/2016)...

Belgium 3 - 0 Ireland

Probably the best game I'll see today, too - despite only being half - awake.

Ireland goes home (already!), when???

Italy - 6 PTS.
Belgium - 3 PTS.
Sweden - 1 PTS.
Ireland - 1 PTS.
 
Shokew said:
Nope, I can actually agree with you, because that makes so much fucking sense - especially if anyone saw them THRASH Brazil and the like at World Cup 2014...
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Tbh, Brazil was missing their most important player at the time.

Still, there were no huehuehues to be heard on that day.
 
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