Eurovision Song Contest - Eurofags, Britbongs and Ausfags, let the hate flow through you

[DenseDeerFather]

Also I just learned that there have been recent songs that haven't placed dead last.

There was the UK in 2023. I almost kinda wanna watch it happen again but at the same time it gotta be soul crushing. The UK took it in stride but that gotta be rough. Because of the following bellow I wonder if France, Germany or Italy will recieve that honor. Spain has learned that leotards bring points so....

For once, I quite like our (UK) entry. Their vocals are clear and strong, and their harmonies match incredibly well. I hope the staging isn't lackluster, but it'll probably be disappointing. This year is remarkably one of the weakest in a long time, which is fitting as it's being hosted by Switzerland.

I think after 2023 where you got 0 points from both the audience and the jury, I hope things will get better for you.

I look forward to seeing how disconnected the jury's taste is with the audience's. The points tally are dragging as shit but it's always funny to watch that the jury might be glazing one song but the audience is like "nah fuck that, we like Serbia"

Which makes me wonder what the hell is going on in the jury room.

But first, desperation from a Nordic country (Denmark) that, despite being next to Sweden, sucks fucking ass music-wise. We'll be lucky if we make it to the finals. It's gonna be fucking funny if we're the only Nordic country that doesn't make it. Maybe we should send a genderspecial instead.

It's not even a bad song but it's just kinda.....meh. But honestly none of the songs in our selection process were worth much.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Croatia should've won last year but the juries ruined everything because they wanted the they/them Swiss farmer boy in a pink tutu to win. I hope someone who's actually entertaining or can sing takes home the trophy this year.

Didn't Sweden's entry actually get written by a group from Finland, that mostly performs in Finland? Or was that last year.

The three members of the group are part of the Swedish minority in Finland and their native language is Swedish.

God I’m still fuming because Joost (The Netherlands) was disqualified last year - because an Israeli photographer allegedly got up in his face as he walked off stage during the rehearsals, and he “threatened her”. Obviously baiting him cause he was stupid enough to mention Palestine.

There’s never been any confirmation of the identity or even the nationality of the photographer. The most detailed information I’ve seen someone post was a Flashback forum user, who claimed to have heard from someone on the ESC production team that she was a Swedish freelancer working for Onside AB and NEP Group (both companies were involved in the technical production of the show). There was an Israeli journalist who filmed himself bothering the Dutch ESC team, but that only happened after Joost got disqualified.

If the identity of the photographer had actually been leaked at some point, that information would very likely have found its way to Flashback or the gossip rag Aftonbladet (they published the preliminary police report from the case).

I look forward to seeing how disconnected the jury's taste is with the audience's. The points tally are dragging as shit but it's always funny to watch that the jury might be glazing one song but the audience is like "nah fuck that, we like Serbia"

The juries always have such lame taste and favor pop songs/boring ballads in English. Maybe they shouldn't be abolished altogether, but I don't think they should have 50% of the voting power.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Well then. Ireland was fucking awful.

Holy Fuck I hate Hazel. Including her dress. She can't interview for shit.

On the other hand, I really like Latvia.

 

[Convallaria majalis]

I actually really liked our entry!! I loved the girls outfits and the staging was so fun. Cinderella It would be nice to be on the left side of the board. Keeping my expectations low.

 

[-Jack-]

Just saw this ours (UK), and I'm somewhat disappointed, but that's tradition being British. Their vocals are great, however, the camera angles could be majorly improved, the outfits look cheap (I understand the Disney princess theme), and the staging is quite underwhelming.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Just saw this ours (UK), and I'm somewhat disappointed, but that's tradition being British. Their vocals are great, however, the camera angles could be majorly improved, the outfits look cheap (I understand the Disney princess theme), and the staging is quite underwhelming.

Aw that's a shame.

I really liked it but I'm also a musical fan and it did give me musical vibes.

I can see Denmark amped the light show. I am also ready to strangle our commentator. Goddamn.

Edit: Oh my god. Germany. I know it was mentioned here it was awful but I didn't expect it to be THAT bad. Please, give it 0 out of 0.

 

[-Jack-]

Aw that's a shame.

I really liked it but I'm also a musical fan and it did give me musical vibes.

I can see Denmark amped the light show. I am also ready to strangle our commentator. Goddamn.

Edit: Oh my god. Germany. I know it was mentioned here it was awful but I didn't expect it to be THAT bad. Please, give it 0 out of 0.

I like the song itself, I like musicals as a fag but I always think the UK has issues with staging (besides Sam Ryder). Germany, felt like a temu version of charli xcx, who I can't personally stand either.

 

[Convallaria majalis]

I’ll be honest, if I was this Finnish lady I’d be terrified of popping a tit or a labia right now.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Germany, felt like a temu version of charli xcx, who I can't personally stand either.

Great me neither! Goddamn that was painful.

I’ll be honest, if I was this Finnish lady I’d be terrified of popping a tit or a labia right now.

Considering the title and the fact that she looked like a Dominatrix.

She might do a collab with whatever the fuck Malta was doing.

 

[-Jack-]

Watching Maltas performance was like watching a sack of potatoes, bitch could barely pull herself up lmao.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

I recall another year where Malta sent another whale in 2021. She reached third place and I only remember it because she was a bitter salty bitch and dropped her mic on stage.

Personally I saved this image just to laugh at how salty she looked.


Edit: well at least Denmark got into the final. Good for us I guess.

 

[Flaggy but One]

Not gonna lie I'm a bit disappointed Aus didn't get through, iirc it's the first year we sent a shitpost song which is preferable to all the basic ballad/pop song shit we've sent in the past. I'm more disappointed Georgia didn't make it but the Maltese clusterfuck did.

I think we're starting to see the fruits of Eurovision catering to Israel's participation, I wouldn't be surprised if a few years down the line 2024 will be seen as the beginning of the end. You've got:
>guaranteed Israel qualification no matter what shit they send, inevitably stealing a spot from another cunt
>the audience muted with fake claps to hide the boos from the wrongthinking peasants, so any performance that is elevated by genuine crowd participation and cheering gets fucked
>the coward Osterdahl also hiding himself away from the peasants boos
>no more press conferences or anything that could result in any awkward questions or a country saying something less than perfectly polite to Israel
There's probably more I've forgotten. Whoever signed that contract with "Moroccan" Oil knocked over one hell of a domino.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

There's probably more I've forgotten.

Don't forget more pozzed shit.

Which is really funny because I remember last year, Ireland's genderspecial was pissed at Israeli officials refusing to cater to her gender bullshit.

Looks like the EBU wants to have its cake and eat it too. The crowd dubbing is working overtime.

I personally am also kinda sad Australia didn't make it either. Not to mention Georgia. I would have been so pissed if Latvia got snubbed too. And then Malta's whatever the fuck made it.

Btw, no wonder she seemed out of form. She wasted time bouncing on a giant ball. What the fuck was even the point of that?

At least let me have one prize horse in this retarded mess.

 

[Jeff Dunham]

Burgermutt here, is Russia still banned? They were totally robbed in 2020.

 

[Foltest]

Well then. Ireland was fucking awful.

Holy Fuck I hate Hazel. Including her dress. She can't interview for shit.

On the other hand, I really like Latvia.

I saw that Ireland did not make into the finals while Israel made into it.
As always, the irish will seeth.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Burgermutt here, is Russia still banned? They were totally robbed in 2020.

Yep! No Russia here. No Russian.

I saw that Ireland did not make into the finals while Israel made into it.
As always, the irish will seeth.

If it helps you made it last year. Genderspecial glazing.

Israel's generic ballad was a whole load of Meh. Let's watch the jury salivate over it.

 

[Meriasek]

Edit: Oh my god. Germany. I know it was mentioned here it was awful but I didn't expect it to be THAT bad. Please, give it 0 out of 0.

That's a tradition at this point. I have no doubt Germany will place dead last as usual.

 

[-Jack-]

In the running order for the final, I feel like they really are pushing for an Austria win, which isn't surprising since they're right next door. I personally am not a fan of J.J., but hey, ho. I like Albania, but we all know last placement is a shit spot to be in.

It amazes me how much pandering the EBU does for Israel, they should find a new main sponsor for the show lol.

I'm okay with the UK's placement, but they put J.J. (another big vocalist) right after, hence my suspicion that they are pushing for an Austria win.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I recall another year where Malta sent another whale in 2021. She reached third place and I only remember it because she was a bitter salty bitch and dropped her mic on stage.

Personally I saved this image just to laugh at how salty she looked.
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Edit: well at least Denmark got into the final. Good for us I guess.

I think she's one of the entries that was shilled for by the juries but ultimately wasn't very popular with the televotes. That's probably why she looked so salty.

 

[-Jack-]

Maybe I'm biased, but the last good show was 2023 in Liverpool, we do a good job hosting shows IMO.