Eurovision Song Contest - Eurofags, Britbongs and Ausfags, let the hate flow through you

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Has Eurovision ever produced good music?

  • Yes

    Votes: 16 61.5%
  • No

    Votes: 2 7.7%
  • Hell no

    Votes: 8 30.8%

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I don't know how can anyone say it's biased towards Israel when it received 1/4 of the jury votes Austria did. Eurovision was always mainly politics, but it is a white pill to see that there's still support.
The Israeli song was actually extremely shitty, very generic ballad that sounded like it was written by AI. That's why it didn't do well in the jury vote.

The public vote was always a dumpster fire and is obviously just used as a political tool.
 
I hope next year Israel wins with a poz clusterfuck entry like their pre-war ones for maximum implosion. Needs to be something full-retard instead of a boring ballad (whose quality is arguable) to finally kill off this godforsaken "song contest".
 
I hope next year Israel wins with a poz clusterfuck entry like their pre-war ones for maximum implosion. Needs to be something full-retard instead of a boring ballad (whose quality is arguable) to finally kill off this godforsaken "song contest".
It's the chicken girl
 
They have a war to win now, they wouldn't send someone that isn't good propaganda.
Yeah unfortunately that's true. It's funny how their propaganda has flipped on a dime, prior to the war they were out trying to prove that Israel is just as progressive, gay and sexually aggressive as any other participant and now they just send demure women.
 
now they just send demure women.
And an october 8 survivor. I thought the song festival intro for her was so interesting. It talked about how she's an 8 october survivor and then how the eurovision is not a place for politics. Lmao. Don't know if it got presented like that in other countries too.

Top tier optics sending an october 8 survivor.
 
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Good to see the UK get Nul Points again!
Reminds me of the father Ted episode. No one wants the cost of hosting this shit.
They’ve been playing the Swedish one on the radio here a lot, it’s very catchy and only mildly annoying,
 
The Israeli song was actually extremely shitty, very generic ballad that sounded like it was written by AI. That's why it didn't do well in the jury vote.
It's funny because the jury often has a hard-on for ballads. On occasion. IDK, they are highly schizo.

Israel's song though was really......lackluster in its lyrics.

"Everyone cries, don't cry alone"

Yes yes, very nice. I guess.
I hope next year Israel wins with a poz clusterfuck entry like their pre-war ones for maximum implosion. Needs to be something full-retard instead of a boring ballad (whose quality is arguable) to finally kill off this godforsaken "song contest".
Oh god I forgot about Netta. The intent was really dumb with it for a while, calling it a feminist anthem and shit.

What, because she's fat? Then what about Malta's Maltese Cows?
I demand Canada, the United States, Australia, New Zealand are invited. We are also European countries, but I only want the US to go if we create poise. have no money and are broke songs.
Doesn't the US have its own Eurovision? Or Amerivision...I guess?
And an october 8 survivor. I thought the song festival intro for her was so interesting. It talked about how she's an 8 october survivor and then how the eurovision is not a place for politics. Lmao. Don't know if it got presented like that in other countries too.
IIRC, the commentator here mainly talked about how political it was and how it had to be censored for being too political. Didn't mention anything about her backstory at all though.

On the other hand, he had no issue going into detail about Poland's entry featuring a singer with BPD.

Side note, our commentator also doesn't adhere to Nemo's genderspecial bullshit. Keeps calling him "he". Then used "they" like once and forgot about it so kept calling him "he".
 
Denmark. Genderfuckery is generally on the down low here. So I'm guessing our commentator has no idea what a nonbinary is.

I think he also called Ireland's entry last year "she" despite also being a genderfuck.
Ah. Netherlands here.

Denmark often seems to be a copy of the Netherlands without the optimistic dumbfuckery. Like if we're twins, we're the evil one.
 
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Holy shit the "votes" are fake and gay (as always)! You really think with all the muslims in the EU they would vote for jews? Anyways, the only good thing coming out from this pozzed TV show was this meme.
Most Muslims in the EU wouldn't want to watch the ESC in the first place because it's way too gay and haram.
I hope next year Israel wins with a poz clusterfuck entry like their pre-war ones for maximum implosion. Needs to be something full-retard instead of a boring ballad (whose quality is arguable) to finally kill off this godforsaken "song contest".
I'd like them to send a tranny (again) just to see the usual suspects try to fight the sudden urge to misgender a stunning and brave trans woman, as well as get into fights with Pro-Palestine Muslims who have no problems hating on trannies.
 
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Ah. Netherlands here.

Denmark often seems to be a copy of the Netherlands without the optimistic dumbfuckery. Like if we're twins, we're the evil one.
Oh I thought that was us for our juvenile sense of humor. If anything tho we did copy your kruidnoten. But we call them pepernoots.

Good shit.

Anyway Eurovision. I decided to read some articles here abut our reaction to Denmark getting shafted.

The executives and so called experts are baffled that we only got two points. Naturally, national pride and biases have a say here.

It's quite funny reading the articles. A
Before the finale: She broke the curse! She's amazing! She'll do well. The singer herself "I FEEL LIKE THE QUEEN OF DENMARK"

Even cited CNN that praised the song apparently.

Then after the finale: The singer "laughs" : "I know I have many fans out there and I won people over. This is absurd! Who even votes on this show anymore lol. The entire hall screamed with shock when I only got two points. I know I did well. Many people listen to my song. Way more than the songs that did better then me. That means a lot."

Jesus why don't you seethe some more.

TV executives : Eurovision is so unpredictable.

And now it's come out that several TV networks want to investigate the public vote for fraud. Well it's less chaos than I had hoped for but it's better than nothing.
 
Imagine rigging a vote and still losing. Less competent than Azerbaijan in 2011.
 
And now it's come out that several TV networks want to investigate the public vote for fraud.
Here are some more details from Spain. The numbers are got total votes cast; they're asking for a more detailed breakdown.
During the first semi-final, held on Tuesday and in which Israel was not competing, RTVE received 774 calls, 2,377 text messages, and 11,310 online votes.
on the night of the grand final, it received 7,283 calls, 23,840 text messages, and 111,565 online votes.
The full story

TVE will request an audit of the Spanish televote received during the Eurovision final on Monday.​

The festival told the public broadcaster that it received more than 140,000 votes during the final, but without a precise breakdown explaining why Israel received the top score.​


Yuval Raphael, representing Israel and receiving 12 points from the Spanish televote, during the Eurovision 2025 final.Martin Meissner (AP/LaPresse)

Hector Llanos Martinez
Basel -18 may 2025 - 16:53Updated: May 18, 2025 - 6:30 PM CEST

Tensions between RTVE and the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) continue to escalate. According to sources close to the public corporation, the network decided this Monday to request an audit from the Eurovision organization to investigate the Spanish televote , which gave its highest score, 12 points, to the representative of Israel.

RTVE received 142,688 votes in Saturday night's Eurovision final , according to the report the network requested from the EBU and received this Sunday. The initial information the Spanish delegation received was a list of the countries with the most votes, without specifying the number of votes received by each of them.

After insisting on more precise data, RTVE obtained a new document sent by the festival's organizing body, which only indicates that, on the night of the grand final, it received 7,283 calls, 23,840 text messages, and 111,565 online votes. Participating countries can vote via the Eurovision app (up to a maximum of 20 votes per person, at a cost of €0.99 per vote), by phone, or by text message.

During the first semi-final, held on Tuesday and in which Israel was not competing, RTVE received 774 calls, 2,377 text messages, and 11,310 online votes.

But that report only shows the aggregated data from the German company in charge of counting them, without a more precise breakdown, explain sources from the public corporation. For that reason, this Monday the network will request an audit to clarify all its doubts. In the professional vote, the Spanish jury did not award any points to the Israeli representative Yuval Raphael and his song " New Day Will Rise ," in contrast to the maximum score awarded in the televote.

RTVE is aware that other countries will also request similar audits, these same sources explained to EL PAÍS.

David Saranga, acting director of public diplomacy at the Israeli Foreign Ministry, admitted last year to the Israeli news site Ynet that the agency he heads intervened “among the public sympathetic [to Israel] to encourage voting.” These online campaigns, often supported by right-wing and far-right parties in each country, were successful. Spain also awarded all 12 points of the popular vote to Israel in 2024.

In the last two years, the popular vote has clearly supported one country, Israel, whose government admitted to actively intervening in the collection of those votes. In 2024, it obtained 323 points of popular support, second only to Croatia. In 2025, it achieved fewer points (297), but it became the country with the most votes.

A possible fine​

Spain's critical stance on Israel's military intervention in Gaza stems from the petition RTVE sent to the EBU in April requesting a debate on the country's participation in the competition. Other delegations, including Slovenia, Iceland, and Ireland, also joined the petition.

RTVE commentators Julia Varela and Tony Aguilar recalled this request last Thursday during the broadcast of the festival's second semifinal on La 2. During the presentation video of the Israeli candidate, they also mentioned the more than 50,000 civilian victims of the attacks in Gaza, of whom more than 15,000 are children, according to United Nations data.

Despite specifying that the message was not directed at any specific country, KAN, Israel's public broadcaster, filed a formal complaint with the EBU at noon on Friday. Hours later, Eurovision officials contacted RTVE to request what can be read in the message sent during a conversation in which "there was no room for negotiation," sources close to the public broadcaster told this newspaper.

On Friday, the president of the Eurovision Reference Group, Swiss Bakel Walden, who will be replaced by Spain's Ana María Bordas in June, and Swedish Martin Osterdahl, the competition's executive supervisor, sent a signed letter to Bordas herself threatening "punitive fines" for Spain if RTVE repeated references to the Gaza conflict in its broadcast of this Saturday's final. The organization continues to maintain that the festival is an apolitical event, although countless situations and decisions point to just the opposite, as we have seen in the points distribution policy.

And their Prime Minister is getting involved too

Spanish PM calls for Israel ban at Eurovision​


The Spanish prime minister has called for Israel to be banned from the Eurovision Song Contest over its military action in Gaza.

Pedro Sánchez noted Russia has been banned from the contest since 2022 following its invasion of Ukraine, and said there should not be "double standards".

Israel came second in the contest's grand final in Switzerland on Saturday, but topped the public vote - with Spanish viewers giving Israel the maximum 12 points.

Israeli minister for diaspora affairs, Amichai Chikli, ridiculed Sánchez with a social media post that said the vote had been a "slap in the face" for the Spanish PM, "which we have heard here in Jerusalem".
BBC News has asked Eurovision organisers the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) for comment.

Speaking at a news conference in Madrid, Sánchez said: "Nobody was up in arms when the Russian invasion of Ukraine began three years ago and [Russia] had to leave international competitions and could not take part, as we have just seen, in Eurovision.

"Therefore Israel shouldn't either, because what we cannot allow is double standards in culture."

Pedro Sánchez and his government have been harsh critics of Israel
He also expressed solidarity with "the people of Palestine who are experiencing the injustice of war and bombardment".

"Spain's commitment to international law and human rights must be constant and must be coherent," he said. "Europe's should be too."

Sánchez and his government, which officially acknowledged a Palestinian state last year, have been harsh critics of Israel, and last week in Congress the prime minister referred to the country as "a genocidal state".

Israel has strenuously denied accusations of genocide, and its foreign ministry summoned the Spanish ambassador for a formal reprimand over Sánchez's "serious remarks".

At Eurovision, Spain's televote saw the country award Israel maximum points for its song New Day Will Rise by Yuval Raphael. Spain's broadcast network RTVE has since requested an audit, external of the votes.

Ahead of the Eurovision final on Saturday, RTVE aired a message in support of Palestinians - despite being warned to avoid references to Gaza by the EBU.

Spain's entry, Esa Diva by Melody, finished in 24th place on Saturday night in Basel.

Imagine rigging a vote and still losing.
Unless the EBU fiddled the counting too, to not let Israel win.
 
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