Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.6%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 205 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 684 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 311 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,412
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Dylan said:
Dude can you stop sperging out about kgon? And stop fucking lying, we have your shit saved in the spergatory, you literally shat this thread with your demented rants. He's mocking all of you retards from r/osana in his community posts.
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Cool, then everyone can know that this is how you react when anyone dares call out how kgon acts just like alex and her edits suck:
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This isn't the place to white knight, this shit makes you look stupid.

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"Its not a bug it's a feature" This isnt the first time Alex has said this, but I still can't fucking believe he convinces himself everyday that people will buy this shit.
 
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This is off topic, but can we have a community thread about Yanderedev orbiters and Yansim community? It's full of exceptional individuals, pedos, perverts, and tumblrites. Yandev is dry but those guys seem to be juicy enough to make a thread.
 
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I'm certain it's been emphasized by previous posters, but I think it's telling just how awful Yandere Dev's code actually is. Like, he went to the effort of learning how to code, at least how to code enough to get along in developing a game, and he's still stuck on making endless if/else statements and incomprehensibly stupid loops. It's kinda sad, because it seems like he never reached out for help, and was too egoistic to even research better methods of development.
 
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Intejure said:
I'm certain it's been emphasized by previous posters, but I think it's telling just how awful Yandere Dev's code actually is. Like, he went to the effort of learning how to code, at least how to code enough to get along in developing a game, and he's still stuck on making endless if/else statements and incomprehensibly stupid loops. It's kinda sad, because it seems like he never reached out for help, and was too egoistic to even research better methods of development.
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Circut gates works by if or and, else gates. They do nothing else. The problem is inefficient code which checks for unessesary things and nested loops which take up a lot of cycles before being computed.
 
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Intejure said:
and he's still stuck on making endless if/else statements and incomprehensibly stupid loops.
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People going on about the else/if statements is as much of a meme as the else/if statements itself. Sure, it's better on paper, but as this dude says, the compiler is smarter than you. It will just re-compile it into a better format regardless of how you write it.


Roast the degenerate sex doll lover for the stupid shit that he actually does instead of the same tired old meme.
 
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Intejure said:
'know what? Fair. It's not like his gravest sin is his inability to program properly.
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Yep Basically, the funniest thing is his time management. But overall the games design is just fundamentally to broken to ever be optimized enough to run well.

Hitman at least has most characters being plebs generic routines. Even with all their studio working on it, it still runs like garbage on alot of systems and doesn't even run on others. Yet Alex thinks he can do this all on his own? Laughable.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, he should have put more time into mission mode, released that as the main game. Then done an addon pass for the "ongoing story rival series". But that makes too much sense. The fact that he made 1980's mode and released that for free as well is hilarious, he could have probably just made this the main game, or baked the 202x version down to this level to release it.
 
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BigBirdLad said:
Yep Basically, the funniest thing is his time management.
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That was sarcasm. If-else is beaten to death, but it doesn't change the fact, that Alex's idea of coding is horrible and it's actually part of the reason why his time management is so shitty - he has to change every single thing for every single student every single time manually and then fix all the bugs that were caused by that approach. He spends more time trying to fix old stuff, then implementing new stuff.
 
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lost_n'_confused said:
Circut gates works by if or and, else gates. They do nothing else. The problem is inefficient code which checks for unessesary things and nested loops which take up a lot of cycles before being computed.
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The problem isn't what the compiler is creating, the problem is the code is unmaintainable and not even by him. Any addition creates so much collateral damage in strange bugs that don't seem to be related to the change because there's so much unneeded crosstalk. Any small addition is followed by several releases of bugfixes that shouldn't have been needed.
 
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kcbbq said:
The problem isn't what the compiler is creating, the problem is the code is unmaintainable and not even by him. Any addition creates so much collateral damage in strange bugs that don't seem to be related to the change because there's so much unneeded crosstalk. Any small addition is followed by several releases of bugfixes that shouldn't have been needed.
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No shit, that was my point. I quite litteraly said inefficient code. I never blamed the compiler.
 
Speaking of thread about yansim community and yandev orbiters what I mean is not yansim clones, but people like mulberry, amze, abcight, other volunteers, r/osana, youtubers who talk about yandev, etc.
There was a thread like this on PULL, but it's gone.
 
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