Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Kirtto]

NGE is only useful as a test. Anyone who enjoys it should be mulched and burnt as a failure of evolution and a danger should humanity ever achieve reproduction by mitosis

Consider killing yourself

Scott is the anti modern indie dev in general, at this point. He's a devout Christian, he doesn't sperg out on socials, and is fully aware that fnaf isn't Le Artistique gaem

Too bad be pussed out when the liberal mob went after him instead of doubling down on his convictions and beliefs tho

10 years of development means 9 years of Patreon funds.
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It's amazing to think that he was earning $5000 a month at some point.

He is winning essentially minimum age now to be mocked by the internet and keep failing to release the game. It is clearly ego, not greed, that keeps him this trainwreck going indefinitely

 

[Lonely Millennial Cat]

>it has been 10 years

 

[I AM RETARDED!]

Honestly, the most surprising thing to me is people still pay attention to this game, I actually forgot it existed till it was on front page.

 

[Gondolindrim]

April Fools "jokes" about how much you detest your last few supporters is so strange

 

[Diggus Bickus]

We're still paying attention to this stupid faggot? I forgot he existed until Null featured him again. Granted the feature is hilarious and it's one of the few things that was worthwhile to feature but christ, Alex should just fall into irrelevancy already. He's never going to outlive the fact that he was so autistic he fell into a honeypot, blatantly showing he's a pedo. There's always niggers who are going to support him and unless he somehow manages to get himself in jail nothing's gonna happen.

 

[unapologetic weeaboo]

Now this shit REALLY makes me feel old.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Wow, I completely forgot this thing existed. I was sure he was going to finally fuck off and die with the re-look in the drama this last summer. He totally could've just quietly retired the project then, especially since he swears it makes his life so horrible.

But then again, if it was rational and humble, then he would rather die.

Congrats, old man

 

[irishAzoth]

Alex you wasted 10 years of your life on a stupid edgy idea
kill yourself

 

[FiveStarAce]

>still no Solid backend to handle all the data of a World simulation

NIGGA USE OOP YOU RETARD IT'S NOT SCIENCE

 

[Girahira]

Why the hell is it so hard for a grown ass man to not have the interests of a teenager?
If jewphon just went outside, found new hobbies actually shared with adults instead of oggling at drawn Japanese cartoon tits and hanging out on videogame platforms the thread page count would be cut in half.

 

[ChorizoFlapjack]

Why the hell is it so hard for a grown ass man to not have the interests of a teenager?

His interest in teenagers.

 

[stupid fufu]

Here's to 10 years of sperging, raging, retardation, gooning, and pedophilia.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Here's to 10 years of sperging, raging, retardation, gooning, and pedophilia.

Nah.. I doubt Alex has it in him to continue this farce for another decade.
So many of his fervent followers, like Cleavland, Mulberry and most of his volunteers have fucked off that progress on YanSim will be very slow in the future, and most importantly boring.
So much time has passed that Alex has aged considerably and mellowed out, so there will be no more updates or videos on how you'll be able to human traffic your fellow high schoolers, or torture them to death, or bully them to mindbreak. No more Hate and Shame or Stop sending me e-mails type rants against his detractors, or rages at cuphead.
Hell, even his 10th aniversary post was a wet fart at best.
Unless some very serious facts will come to surface and the authorities will get involved, I think it can be safely assumed that YanDev will just slowly fade away into obscurity. Once a great cow, its big busty teats heavily laded with top tier milk, Alex has grown old and dry and is now almost not worth following anymore.

 

[stupid fufu]

Nah.. I doubt Alex has it in him to continue this farce for another decade.
So many of his fervent followers, like Cleavland, Mulberry and most of his volunteers have fucked off that progress on YanSim will be very slow in the future, and most importantly boring.
So much time has passed that Alex has aged considerably and mellowed out, so there will be no more updates or videos on how you'll be able to human traffic your fellow high schoolers, or torture them to death, or bully them to mindbreak. No more Hate and Shame or Stop sending me e-mails type rants against his detractors, or rages at cuphead.
Hell, even his 10th aniversary post was a wet fart at best.
Unless some very serious facts will come to surface and the authorities will get involved, I think it can be safely assumed that YanDev will just slowly fade away into obscurity. Once a great cow, its big busty teats heavily laded with top tier milk, Alex has grown old and dry and is now almost not worth following anymore.

At best I think Alex has another year in him or two (being VERY very generous with the two), as you said everyone fucked off from the project and the people supporting him are dumbasses who don't know any better.
The pedophilia was the best and worst thing to happen, a lot of lulz were had seeing how we were always right about him being a creepy kiddy diddler.
But following that? Completely bone dry, there's nothing left to make fun of anymore and it's not even funny at that. Just a big ol' empire of dirt.
Also I said here's to 10 years, not to 10 more years.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Scott is the anti modern indie dev in general, at this point. He's a devout Christian, he doesn't sperg out on socials, and is fully aware that fnaf isn't Le Artistique gaem

And I have to imagine Scott also realized at some point, he could just have the fans do the heavy lifting for him in terms of figuring out the lore, with one of those lifters getting a cameo in a movie based on his IP. Complete with an inside joke at that lefter’s expense.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Ten years is development.

Thousands of edgy teenagers probably outgrew this no-game.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Ten years?!
How time flies when you're laughing at retards. It's enough to make a grown woman feel ancient.

 

[Skitarii]

A short novelty game would be forgotten in a matter of hours, but a continuously-updated game would be relevant for years.

Le monke paw curls

It's crazy to think that this game started development when @WolfeTone dropped out of high school, and 2 DUI's, a period of homelessness, and a sexual assault attempt against his poor dad later, the game is still unfinished!

 

[Celestial Peace]

This fucking loser managed to leave behind the footprint of his mismanagements so loads and loads of my countrymen would follow suit given that leeching off of donations while indefinitely delaying its release date because the game is never fucking complete is something common in Brazilian game dev scene.

He managed to become someone remarkable by dragging the development of a stupid ass Unity asset depository and inspiring lots of wannabe devs estabilishing a fandom to grift off them by never releasing the final product.

The most notable example being the Grand Theft Auto rip-off 171: A game that's has been first announced in 2015 with its alpha version being released in late 2022. Up to date 171 devs have been updating the game with useless shit instead of coming up with a plot and expanding levels, thus, the game isn't complete yet.

Dark Space made two videos about this pile of shit.

TL;DW: Retards who never worked with game development before try to take on a massive and overly ambitious project such as recreating Grand Theft Auto and end up creating a asset dumpster fire who'll crash any PC who isn't a fucking latest generation Intel Core i9 with the newest GPU and a fuckton of storage memory.

And what both YanSim and 171 devs have in common? They both were unexperienced programmers when they started their respective projects.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

ah.. I doubt Alex has it in him to continue this farce for another decade

On the one hand, yes, I agree with that. On the other I thought that was the case before the Jelly shitstorm and before that there were 2020 and cannotgoogleme reveal. I am not holding my breath, but I am not adamant that this is the end. Alex's interactions with Hate and Shame artist and his whole "I worked on this game so hard that I got hard while talking to a minor" show that he is delusional to the level of a fucking schizophrenic, so I expect more stuff in the future, even though it's going to be sparse.

best I think Alex has another year in him or two (being VERY very generous with the two), as you said everyone fucked off from the project and the people supporting him are dumbasses who don't know any better

It's the same case as with YS fanbase - for every teenager who has outgrown this edgy shit and moved on there will always be a dozen of new children who just discovered internet. So for every old simp there will always be a new retard believing that the game is almost complete and taking part in that trash will launch them to stardom. Alex will drag this shit for as long as humanely possible since otherwise he has nothing. Yes, YS is the perfect example of how not to make a game, but guess what? It still has some fans albeit all of them are kids, retards and pedos, but you know what doesn't have any fanbase? Canceled game and Alex will rather take a shower and go on a date with a woman older than him, than give up on his delusion of being something more than just an idea guy, whose ideas are trash and partially stolen anyway. For Alex giving up on YS is like for Chris giving up on Sonichu - figurative death.