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CultcowEvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker
Super super late, but I just realized something about Alex's cuphead sperg-out.
Since he immediately reset he was most likely doing a no-damage run. And yet he was using the equippable that lowers your attack and raises your health.
Super super late, but I just realized something about Alex's cuphead sperg-out.
Since he immediately reset he was most likely doing a no-damage run. And yet he was using the equippable that lowers your attack and raises your health.
I don't understand why Alex feels the need to have the body disposed of at the school. As people in the thread have previously mentioned, it would make more sense for Yandere-chan to dispose of the body outside of school, like in a river or something. There's no way the body wouldn't be easily discovered if she disposed of it at the school.
I can never tell if he wants the game to be actually realistic or completely ridiculous - like having a vat of acid in a high school.
If he wants it to be more realistic, it would make sense for Yandere-chan to have to hide the body during the school day, and have her retrieve it at the end of the day/that night. It would add some actual stealth mechanics - following people around to figure out what areas are unused towards the end of the day, which could change weekly, hiding the body - which clubs could help with (the science club could have items to help mask smells, for example), and also getting it out of the school (like the big case from the music club).
He wouldn't even need to show Yandere-chan disposing of the body in that case, he could simply put some text stating that Yandere chan tossed the body in a river or something. Instead you have to drag the body all around to dispose of it by burning it or burying it at the actual school.
Goddamit Alex i know you like to steal from hitman but please have common sense, the huge container of acid is only acceptable in hitman because it's a secret evil laboratory with hazmat guys moving around, you will never be able to justify having the same thing in a school (especially not a japanese one lol).
A pig farm is another idea that sounds good until ask yourself "but how tho?" How is Ayano supposed to carry a corpse from the school to a pig farm unnoticed? If she can do that why won't she simply take it home? How will she manage to do what without farmers noticing? The video alex sent makes it worse, you have to slice the victim in pieces, shave, pull the teeth and feed to at least 16 hungry pigs, might be easy for a group of people with free time but it's too much for a teenage girl to do in a single day.
And how is the incinerator not supposed to be easy wtf it was always easy as hell. Alex previous "solutions" was to make it much slower and spawn the delinquents to guard it but it's still just as easy, you simply have to wait the delinquents until they disappear (awful game design here). And somehow when people complained about it, your next "solution" was to make the wood chipper that erases the body fast and is unprotected, ironically going back to the same problem of disposing being too easy.
Did Alex never read any book about game design? He never thinks in a way that provokes the player into thinking or playing smart, he never "fixes" the problem, he simply adds more "features" because that's all that matters in his mind. "Is this thing too easy? Let's add a new feature that forces you to waste more time but also a new feature that helps you and makes the whole even easier than before!" If you think about it, you can apply this phrase to all of the mechanics, seriously just just try it.
You know, about the pig farm thing, you have to train the pigs to eat things such as bodies. You can't just throw a body in a pig pen and expect them to eat it right away. In the case of starving pigs, that's going to be hard too. It's not her own pig pen now is it? They get taken care of and fed every day.
A very easy way to dispose of bodies is to cut up the flesh and bones to use for chum while fishing.
How does Yandere-Chan get the body to the bears without attracting dangerous animal attention? How is she going to push another girl into the cave without the bear coming after her too? Why would a town or school be close enough to an area of wilderness that you could feasibly lure a girl or transport a dead body there? The bears I'm seeing as common to Japan are Asiatic black bears, which are vulnerable to poaching. Is there no one watching out for this random bear that Ayano somehow found that is apparently being fed people? Is the Environment Agency going to get involved?
He doesn't seem to realize that the reason you get away with such outlandish eliminations in stuff like Hitman is because you leave the site of the murder after every target is neutralized. There are no real consequences as far as how you've affected that specific environment. But Ayano trapped in the same town, in the same school, with the same people. Her leading other students into a bear cave is going eventually be noticed, or the fact that there's people bones outside that cave.
Her disposal methods need to either be sustainable--burning bodies with trash to help hide the stink for instance--and practical for a high school to manage. An incinerator and river are these things. Pigs and bears are super not.
lol an open bear cave right besides a japanese high school? It's retarded but i love the sheer absurdity of it. First Ayano kills Osana by tying her hair to an anvil and throwing at the pool, then she grabs the corpse back and leaves at a bear cave. It's like Yanderesim is becoming an old looney tunes cartoon. Catapult murder method when?
lol an open bear cave right besides a japanese high school? It's exceptional but i love the sheer absurdity of it. First Ayano kills Osana by tying her hair to an anvil and throwing at the pool, then she grabs the corpse back and leaves at a bear cave. It's like Yanderesim is becoming an old looney tunes cartoon. Catapult murder method when?
I thought the best way to "murder" was to make it seem like an accident. Drowning in the pool, suicide, poisoning, electricution, etc. Things where the body needs to be found in order to make the story of said death possible. The only reason you'd need to dispose a body would be if you murdered the rival directly, like stabbing them, where the blood would be in your own hands. In this case, the incinerator works just fine. It's not like the school would stop using it after a student goes "missing."
Even still, there should be a way to frame other students for murder. Creating motives (make someone hate them so much to drive them to kill), planting "evidence" (using their hand prints, for example a student in the cooking club who uses knives), you know, sneaky things that make sense? If Ayano (the player) was any kind of smart, putting herself/themselves as far away from the incident as possible should be their goal.
Makes way more fudnucking sense then torturing a person into blind obedience. FFS "Imperio" anyone?
I don't understand why Alex feels the need to have the body disposed of at the school. As people in the thread have previously mentioned, it would make more sense for Yandere-chan to dispose of the body outside of school, like in a river or something. There's no way the body wouldn't be easily discovered if she disposed of it at the school.
I can never tell if he wants the game to be actually realistic or completely ridiculous - like having a vat of acid in a high school.
If he wants it to be more realistic, it would make sense for Yandere-chan to have to hide the body during the school day, and have her retrieve it at the end of the day/that night. It would add some actual stealth mechanics - following people around to figure out what areas are unused towards the end of the day, which could change weekly, hiding the body - which clubs could help with (the science club could have items to help mask smells, for example), and also getting it out of the school (like the big case from the music club).
He wouldn't even need to show Yandere-chan disposing of the body in that case, he could simply put some text stating that Yandere chan tossed the body in a river or something. Instead you have to drag the body all around to dispose of it by burning it or burying it at the actual school.
And the game already has a mechanic for moving bodies outside school. It's currently used only for kidnapping, but there's no difference whether the body you're smuggling out is sleeping or dead.
lol an open bear cave right besides a japanese high school? It's exceptional but i love the sheer absurdity of it. First Ayano kills Osana by tying her hair to an anvil and throwing at the pool, then she grabs the corpse back and leaves at a bear cave. It's like Yanderesim is becoming an old looney tunes cartoon. Catapult murder method when?
I kinda always assumed that was the One Punch easter egg.
Also the more dumb shit he pulls outta his ass, the more concerned I am about his "prestigious" high school. Like, if it's close enough for Ayano to drag a body to, there's no doubt that at least once or twice a bear would come and try to maul the students.
I kinda always assumed that was the One Punch easter egg.
Also the more dumb shit he pulls outta his ass, the more concerned I am about his "prestigious" high school. Like, if it's close enough for Ayano to drag a body to, there's no doubt that at least once or twice a bear would come and try to maul the students.
I thought the best way to "murder" was to make it seem like an accident. Drowning in the pool, suicide, poisoning, electricution, etc. Things where the body needs to be found in order to make the story of said death possible. The only reason you'd need to dispose a body would be if you murdered the rival directly, like stabbing them, where the blood would be in your own hands. In this case, the incinerator works just fine. It's not like the school would stop using it after a student goes "missing."
Even still, there should be a way to frame other students for murder. Creating motives (make someone hate them so much to drive them to kill), planting "evidence" (using their hand prints, for example a student in the cooking club who uses knives), you know, sneaky things that make sense? If Ayano (the player) was any kind of smart, putting herself/themselves as far away from the incident as possible should be their goal.
Makes way more fudnucking sense then torturing a person into blind obedience. FFS "Imperio" anyone?
There IS a way to frame a person but it's so basic. You kill a person specifically on Monday with the cooking club knife and put it back in time for Kokona to use that knife to cut up hot dogs (or the order is reversed, I don't remember honestly no one has used it since it was implemented). Police come, see Kokokas finger prints, they arrest her on site despite no motives and probably a glaring alibi. I doubt Alex is ever going to expand on this method meaning you can only frame cooking club members. Like pretty much anything else with this game, interesting idea, absolutely horrid execution