Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Alex's Waifu]

Senpai is so thirsty, he'd just fuck whomever at the first opportunity, even a girl that moved in barely a week prior and never talked to him.
In other words, senpai is Alex's self-insert.

So is this a gamepre-alpha test about a girl who's fiercely in love with a guy and will take out anyone in her way? OR is this a harem-anime gamepre-alpha test where it's about a beta kid whom women just fawn over and you just happen to be one of them (although rather psychologically distrubed?)
Quite the audience split there BlandDev...

 

[Dysnomia]

I imagine if this ever does get implemented, he will be too lazy to try to implement it outside of the school.
He'll then claim that the bears running around in the school mauling children is "part of the challenge"...
It's more likely it would just be a void to throw students in to.

Is Japan full of bears though? Is it a common thing for bears to attack people in Japan?

It's even dumber than a pig farm just across from a prestigious academy. Why would you build the academy so close to bear country? Children could be eaten. And even if they weren't attacked the bears would go through the garbage at night and leave a mess.

It also doesn't make a lot of sense because with modern forensics they can usually tell the difference between animals nibbling the corpse and any signs that the victim was murdered by a human. Even if the critters devoured enough of the body to remove that evidence you have to factor in any evidence Ayano leaves behind that can trace it all back to her. Footprints, clothing fibers, hair, any personal items she may have dropped, blood she may have shed ect...

It's as exceptional as the kitten thing. If students disappear too close to a bear cave or a pig farm the police are going to check it out. They have to. A bear being nearby is not absolute evidence that a bear did it.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Is Japan full of bears though? Is it a common thing for bears to attack people in Japan?

Japanese bears are fairly aggressive, but even so there's not more than twenty or thirty attacks a year. They'd only go for humans if they're starving.

 

[LucasSomething]

Is Japan full of bears though? Is it a common thing for bears to attack people in Japan?

It's even dumber than a pig farm just across from a prestigious academy. Why would you build the academy so close to bear country? Children could be eaten. And even if they weren't attacked the bears would go through the garbage at night and leave a mess.

It also doesn't make a lot of sense because with modern forensics they can usually tell the difference between animals nibbling the corpse and any signs that the victim was murdered by a human. Even if the critters devoured enough of the body to remove that evidence you have to factor in any evidence Ayano leaves behind that can trace it all back to her. Footprints, clothing fibers, hair, any personal items she may have dropped, blood she may have shed ect...

It's as exceptional as the kitten thing. If students disappear too close to a bear cave or a pig farm the police are going to check it out. They have to. A bear being nearby is not absolute evidence that a bear did it.

Japanese bears are actually endangered because japs keep destroying their habitats lol.

Not that Alex would know anything about it, he only watches anime so he would probably use a Chinese Panda bear because he one at Ranma once.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

all these problems would be solved if alex had the story take place in some shithole school in detroit

 

[vertexwindi]

all these problems would be solved if alex had the story take place in some shithole school in detroit

Super Detroit High School Simulator 2017. Starring bears.

I'd play it.

 

[sweetpepperfairy]

The game could really benefit from having the elimination methods for each rival limited. Every week you'd have the set of standard choices for getting them away from Senpai, and then more personalized ones that the player would need to learn about the rival in order to enact. Stuff based entirely on their schedule, personality, interactions with Senpai, and random events happening around the school.

The friendship, bullying, expulsion, sabotage, and matchmaking eliminations are the most socially manipulative in my eyes, so those ones should always be available. The other eliminations would only become available on certain rivals that such a setup makes sense for. For instance: the delinquent rival is a budding criminal in the eyes of society. No one would ask questions if a bloody weapon with her fingerprints turned up. Her only alibi would come from the other delinquents, who no one would believe. Framing her for a murder is all but perfect for this kind of character.

So like the bear attack thing? That could become available on a week where the class takes a school trip. You only get to do it once, but one bear attack accident would be completely benign in comparison to a mountain of school girl remains outside of a cave on the edge of town.

The befriending and bullying and all should be more personalized too, but if I get started on THAT mess, this post will become atrociously long.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

Super Detroit High School Simulator 2017. Starring bears.

I'd play it.

but all the characters would have to be kangs. ayano could be tyronu gurapudranku and senpai could be furiedo chiken. and for snap mode you could shoot up the place

Spoiler

also @sweetpepperfairy these ideas are perfect and i agree with you on everything. too bad "muh organic gameplay" would be too hard for alex to pull off

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

It would be better if Ayano can tie her rival to some rocks then dump her in the water. The water would remove any evidence that would be on the corpse.

Source

 

[tortoiseshell]

 

[Blanche Bleach]

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"quick, easy, simple process"

 

[princess13456789]

"quick, easy, simple process"

Doubt that Osana will be a finished easy process.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

"5 years"

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

Whenever he says that "everything is working fine" or "it'll be an easy process", something will go very wrong.

 

[Alex's Waifu]

Spoiler: What am I doing?

So apparently, Yandere Simulator has a discord. The rules are interesting.

Not sure someone posted this here yet, but it was a fun watch:

 

[A Sign]

Well there goes Alex sharing any of his fave yansim art as its all hentai

 

[Orhahine]

Not sure someone posted this here yet, but it was a fun watch:

This just reminded me of something about Hanako.

As far as I'm concerned, no normal teenager would be this clingy towards an older sibling. Even if they are super-close, I'm pretty sure that they wouldn't try to sabotage their sibling's love life just so they can continue hanging out together. Most people would just talk out their worries with each other, reassure that they can continue to hang with each other, and boom, end of their problems.

The only explanation I can think of is if Hanako suffered from a mental illness that caused her to be so irrationally clingy to her brother (like Dependent Personality Disorder). It could explain why she's away for such a long time- they sent her to a different school to try and get her to be more independent, but it backfired. Sadly this would actually make her somewhat sympathetic and have actual character outside of 'happy, anime girl', so there's a very high chance that Alex will just say that they're 'super, super close' instead.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

This just reminded me of something about Hanako.

As far as I'm concerned, no normal teenager would be this clingy towards an older sibling. Even if they are super-close, I'm pretty sure that they wouldn't try to sabotage their sibling's love life just so they can continue hanging out together. Most people would just talk out their worries with each other, reassure that they can continue to hang with each other, and boom, end of their problems.

The only explanation I can think of is if Hanako suffered from a mental illness that caused her to be so irrationally clingy to her brother (like Dependent Personality Disorder). It could explain why she's away for such a long time- they sent her to a different school to try and get her to be more independent, but it backfired. Sadly this would actually make her somewhat sympathetic and have actual character outside of 'happy, anime girl', so there's a very high chance that Alex will just say that they're 'super, super close' instead.

Nah, it's just an animu stereotype when the sister is obsessed with her onii-chan in an almost incestuous way(and originaly Hanako would've been in love with senpai). At this point we shouldn't expect any normal, healthy relationship in a game made by a shut-in weaboo.

 

[LegoTugboat]

Waiting for Alex to realize that another potential method is by volcano, and just slap this massive active volcano next to the high school, presumably next to the bear cave.

 

[CWCissey]

Waiting for Alex to realize that another potential method is by volcano, and just slap this massive active volcano next to the high school, presumably next to the bear cave.

Happiness Of The Katakuris Easter Egg?