Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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He claims that he is 11 years old.

I highly doubt an 11 year old knows what sex positions are. Unless for two reasons

1. Has looked at hentai without any supervision so they learned everything via online at the age of 11
2. Is a grown-ass man pretending to be 11 while trying to prey upon young kids in the server behind closed doors

Then again his spelling is atrocious but anyone can have shitty spelling. I have my bets on #2. I'd love to know if this guy has a Twitter or Youtube just to watch him from afar.
 
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Are they becoming more aware of his bullshit or there other Kiwis over there?
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Edit 2: More responses about easter eggs.
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He is SO bad at PR that I feel like he almost deserves an award. He acts like a whining child. Every time I see a post with his name on it I just cringe in anticipation. Fuck, just turn off the internet Alex.
 
Considering the "Medusa" hair model is incredibly ugly, and for some reason the scalp looks like it's inflating and deflating (not sure how else to describe it), the bar is practically on the ground.

By just flattening out the rear end of a snake and then tesselating a bunch of copies together to form the scalp. The snake wiggles around a bit and the flattened tail bit wiggles as well, so the 'scalp' pulsates.

This is exactly the sort of thing you'd do just to show a proof of concept before you cleaned/rigged the final model, and that 'animation' is probably just the bones being jiggled around by Unity rather than an actual proper animation as if he sent the half-finished model to YD for feedback and YD just ran with it without paying him. It's especially apparent given the snakes are stretched taut in a form that'd be analogous to a T-pose for a human model.
 
Yandere-Chan has a confession too.
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Yandere-Chan has a confession too.
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I'm not sure if it's for Yandere-chan, maybe it's named 'Yandere' because of 'Yandere Simulator'. :\

I'm just guessing that he named it that because at the moment, it's the only confession material he has. And who knows, he could apply these to all the rivals.

(Not to :powerlevel:, but I'm not an expert in coding whatsoever so I apologize if what I said made no sense)
 
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Considering the "Medusa" hair model is incredibly ugly, and for some reason the scalp looks like it's inflating and deflating (not sure how else to describe it), the bar is practically on the ground.
How is she not turning the headmaster into stone?
 
From the new Discord he made yesterday:
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Alex Mahan said:
Please don't be gullible and believe the propaganda posted by edgy teenagers

He shouldn't project and talk about his fanbase like that. And, as always, he uses the "just contact me so I can passive aggressively tell you how you're wrong for doubting me and how I'm always right" line to deflect valid criticism of him. He's no cult leader, but calling criticism of him "propaganda" sure as shit makes him sound like one.

Alex 'I never get a day off ;_;' Mahan said:

Please, whoever has been keeping the calendar with how long he streams per month, please add that to the calendar somewhere.

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Just listen and believe me you insolent little shits said:
...over things you could easily clear up if [myself] had a one-on-one talk with you

Yeah, again, just have a one-on-one talk where he painstakingly writes multi-paragraph screeds where he cherry picks his words, ignores all real questions, brushes off and downplays legitimate critiques as claptrap from "edgy shitposting teenagers" and says he's right and everyone else is wrong. Who wouldn't want to have that conversation? How many "clearing up misunderstandings" is he up to now? Ten? Eleven? I lost count hundreds of pages ago honestly.
 
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