Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Accel_Rider]

If Alex ran a country, I would rather live in North Korea than there. Especially if someone were dumb enough to let him have nukes.
Oh, the horrors that would ensure.

Who needs nukes when you can spend it all on those hug pillow things

 

[OpenBASED]

Who needs nukes when you can spend it all on those hug pillow things

I can only imagine a personal fallout shelter full of anime loli pillows built by "volunteers".

 

[MaddieNolan]

I can only imagine a personal fallout shelter full of anime loli pillows built by "volunteers".

Priorities man!

 

[Chef Ramsay]

I'm sorry if I didn't pay attention properly, but has there been any real progress besides easter eggs since the student council? He literally talks about so much useless shit he wants to put into the debug that it's hard to tell if there's anything that has been relevant for the game...

(fftopic: Also, sorry for my English as it's not my first language.)

 

[I'm Yogurt]

I'm sorry if I didn't pay attention properly, but has there been any real progress besides easter eggs since the student council? He literally talks about so much useless shit he wants to put into the debug that it's hard to tell if there's anything that has been relevant for the game...

(fftopic: Also, sorry for my English as it's not my first language.)

No, nothing relevant for now.

 

[Adamska]

Technically, Easter Eggs should actually count as reverse progress by my reckoning; it actually forces steps back and undoes any claims of him making progress. Why so? Remember that Alex is a sperg who shoves copywritten shit into his not-even-alpha game. If he ever wants to sell this shitshow he'd have to gut pretty much most of what he's actually inserted into his italian pasta non-game over the last two years due to the way creative commons work.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If you guys want the source code for YanSim, use this.

https://github.com/0xd4d/dnSpy/releases

 

[lolnope]

I wasn’t here for the Student Council update, but did anyone notice that killing an SC member literally just copies and pastes the Mission Mode obstacles over to story mode? I bet that after Eva realized that he needs a genuine reason for an insta Game Over when passing through a metal detector, he puts in “pepper spraying” metal detectors and labels it a “placeholder” instead of actually fixing it then.

That update took him 40-something days. What the hell was he doing?!?! Slurping over his new OCs and their “unique stockings” and “special arm positions”?!?

 

[I'm Yogurt]

Eva realized that he needs a genuine reason for an insta Game Over when passing through a metal detector, he puts in “pepper spraying” metal detectors and labels it a “placeholder” instead of actually fixing it then.

Everything is a "placeholder" in his meme sandbox, he will never fix it.

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

He claims that he is 11 years old.

late but Discord TOS states you must be at least 13 to use the platform, with the consequences being account deletion.

 

[Colloid]

late but Discord TOS states you must be at least 13 to use the platform, with the consequences being account deletion.

Tbf underage ban is seldom enforced.

 

[MisterNeanderthal]

fftopic:I don't know, when I first heard of this game it was like 2 years ago, and back then everything seemed pretty positive towards it. I forgot about it and 2 years later came here, and I see this. He has fanboys right?

 

[dirtyflipflop]

Update on the Discord server: the eleven year old was finally banned.

 

[I'm Yogurt]

fftopic:I don't know, when I first heard of this game it was like 2 years ago, and back then everything seemed pretty positive towards it. I forgot about it and 2 years later came here, and I see this. He has fanboys right?

Lots of them, yes.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Technically, Easter Eggs should actually count as reverse progress by my reckoning; it actually forces steps back and undoes any claims of him making progress. Why so? Remember that Alex is a sperg who shoves copywritten shit into his not-even-alpha game. If he ever wants to sell this shitshow he'd have to gut pretty much most of what he's actually inserted into his italian pasta non-game over the last two years due to the way creative commons work.

Another problem is that Alex keeps spending time on fixing bugs in Easter eggs. Instead of saying: "sorry, but I ain't gonna touch it anymore, I have Osana to make", he does the following:

• To prevent bugs, Student Council members will now longer shove you or pepper spray you while an easter egg is active.
• The player can no longer get a Game Over from Senpai while an easter egg is active.
• Fixed bug that would cause the game to soft-lock if Yandere-chan attempted to pickpocket a character that was turned to stone by Medusa Mode.
• Fixed bug that would cause “speech lines” to continue to emit out of students turned to stone by Medusa Mode.
• Fixed bug that would prevent some parts of the nurse’s body from turning to stone in Medusa Mode.
• Enabled the “M” easter egg. (I accidentally created the previous build with the easter egg disabled.)

Also, I have a feeling we'll see the following changelog entry a lot:

• Updated the Calendar screen to reflect the year that the game takes place in.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

Honestly, I think it's hilarious that when another year passes, Alex changes the year. He's always done this whenever the game is "delayed" and I honestly feel like it ruins it. He can't just keep the date on a certain year? By the time it's 2020, the "30 years ago" gimmick with 1980s mode won't be relevant, because it'll be the 1990s.

 

[Chef Ramsay]

Even his fans are getting bored with the game.

 

[Senor Chicken]

You know, the white knights are always telling critics to go find something else to do with their life, but have they looked at theirs??

They literally devote every minute of the day to vehemently defend Alex against every single person who has criticism against him or the game.

Sounds like they're the ones who need to re-evaluate their life choices.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

You know, the white knights are always telling critics to go find something else to do with their life, but have they looked at theirs??

They literally devote every minute of the day to vehemently defend Alex against every single person who has criticism against him or the game.

Sounds like they're the ones who need to re-evaluate their life choices.

Or at least, y’know, respectfully understand the otherside of the coin and not blindly accept Alex’s every word and continue to be overly about his game.

 

[CupcakeBitch]

Update on the Discord server: the eleven year old was finally banned.

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