Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

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This might be the same person? (Post | Archive)
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Nah, it was probably this guy. Didn't catch what he said before he got banned though, I wasn't watching chat.

 

[princess13456789]

 

[shasetoma.]

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Even if this miraculously cut development time in half, half of forever is still forever.

 

[Canned Bread]

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Now Alex can pretend to make progress on Osana in only half the time

 

[Colloid]

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So now he'll have more free time to stream instead of add rivals.

 

[CrunkLord420]

late but Discord TOS states you must be at least 13 to use the platform, with the consequences being account deletion.

There's a law in the US about not being allowed to let kids under 13 have accounts without written permission from their parents. It used to be a standard thing that phpbb would let you configure a fax address for parents to submit written permission.

I've never heard of anyone actually doing this.

 

[princess13456789]

There's a law in the US about not being allowed to let kids under 13 have accounts without written permission from their parents. It used to be a standard thing that phpbb would let you configure a fax address for parents to submit written permission.

I've never heard of anyone actually doing this.

kids can easily make accounts anywhere and lie.

 

[I'm Yogurt]

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It's not like doing that is suddenly going to give Alex more time to fap and stream.

 

[MaddieNolan]

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Nah, it was probably this guy. Didn't catch what he said before he got banned though, I wasn't watching chat.

No, I was there the entire time. Was an 11 year old asking for dirty chats. The first screenshot was probably the same kid.

 

[I'm Yogurt]

No, I was there the entire time. Was an 11 year old asking for dirty chats. The first screenshot was probably the same kid.

It probably was Alex in disguise.

 

[MaddieNolan]

It probably was Alex in disguise.

I don't think so. Alex REALLY doesn't like me. This kid PMed me asking for a dirty story.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Said kid went absolutely apeshit when someone insulted him.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Could it possibly be that the Medusa code is horribly implemented, and working off of systems that aren't even built into every NPC?
:THINKING:

It's literally something like:

if(player.Medusa && alertLevel > 100)
TurnToStone();
else
/* the rest of the student logic, else-iffing into the sunset */

So it's possible for people to turn to stone when they're not looking at her. Medusa could fart loudly and people would get petrified.

If you guys want the source code for YanSim, use this.
https://github.com/0xd4d/dnSpy/releases

If you want to find comedy really fast just sort the disassembly by filesize descending. When people joke about his overuse of else-if chains it's completely warranted.

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This is a thing you've been able to do in Unity for ages; 2017 just gives you an easy shortcut to it. It's intended for library code you barely ever touch and don't need to see the internals of rather than stuff that's actively being developed.
If you buy some massive scriptbased package off the asset store and you're never going to change it or look at how it works this will save time, but his use case here is absolutely wrong since his codebase doesn't have anywhere near the amount of scripts you'd need for split assemblies to make a difference.

Also 2017.3 has a kind of hilariously bad UI bug that creates so much lag that people are actively avoiding the upgrade. Look forward to the framerate dropping even further.

 

[DaddyDev]

It's literally something like:
if(player.Medusa && alertLevel > 100)
TurnToStone();

 

[coachmuppet]

If you guys want the source code for YanSim, use this.

https://github.com/0xd4d/dnSpy/releases

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Eva, learn how to do switch statements... Whoa! that sounds like a godsend.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

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That's a major improvement over how it was when he first implemented it.

Bonus conditional I spotted while searching for that, because holy shit:

 

[sage]

Bonus conditional I spotted while searching for that, because holy shit:

It makes my eyes bleed.

 

[Accel_Rider]

That's a major improvement over how it was when he first implemented it.

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Bonus conditional I spotted while searching for that, because holy shit:

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this.Yandere.Lewd

Umm, what?

 

[A Sign]

I wanna say its for when she takes pictures (panties or faces) and the "visibly lewd" text pops up...but knowing Alex...

 

[vertexwindi]

this.Yandere.Lewd

Umm, what?

It's just the state where Ayano is visibly taking lewd pictures on her phone

E: Fug