tardwrangler
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this dude talks like a 2000 era text-to-speech engine
Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker
- Thread starter Juan But Not Forgotten
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- May 2, 2015
Yandere Sam
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- Mar 7, 2016
The guy is making $5g a month off of this via Paetreon and not using it to spread the wealth? Greedy fucker is keeping all of that for himself?
After Paetreon's 5% cut you're still sat on $4750. Let's say he dedicates himself and works full time on it, you could live on about $2g minimum.
It won't be an awesome life, but you can function on about that, pay bills and food etc, sacrifices for your work/the art considering people were going to buy the shit out of this thing not too long ago.
That still leaves $2750 in your bank every month. Now you can either hire on one extra dude for cleaning up programming, or play it smart.
You could basically have five people obligated to work for you on some sort of part time level at $500 a pop (easily two-three days a week) with a $250 leftover fund to either help cover your own unexpected shortfalls/bills, or hire in yet another person to I dunno, cover your damn email sperging bullshit for an hour or two here or there.
After Paetreon's 5% cut you're still sat on $4750. Let's say he dedicates himself and works full time on it, you could live on about $2g minimum.
It won't be an awesome life, but you can function on about that, pay bills and food etc, sacrifices for your work/the art considering people were going to buy the shit out of this thing not too long ago.
That still leaves $2750 in your bank every month. Now you can either hire on one extra dude for cleaning up programming, or play it smart.
You could basically have five people obligated to work for you on some sort of part time level at $500 a pop (easily two-three days a week) with a $250 leftover fund to either help cover your own unexpected shortfalls/bills, or hire in yet another person to I dunno, cover your damn email sperging bullshit for an hour or two here or there.
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- Oct 1, 2013
This guy serious? Remember when Duke Nukem Forever took a long-ass time to make? Everyone pretty much forgot that existed outside of it being the butt of jokes.
I seriously don't see this lasting until the end of the year before it gets full out abandoned.
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- Nov 24, 2015
I don't know what I was expecting
Anyone who plays yandere simulator has some kind of weird vibe from them.
Anyone who plays yandere simulator has some kind of weird vibe from them.
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- Aug 30, 2015
Same goes with most movies that take forever to make.
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- Dec 23, 2013
I actually remember the autism he's originally infamous (and hated on both /a/ and /m/) for.
He was originally notorious for running a site that compared RahXephon to Evangelion, making some far-fetched (and less often, not-so-far-fetched) 'proof' that RahXephon is an Evangelion rip off. These got to the point that a parody image of his comparisons is floating around, and honestly it's not too far off the mark.
The comparisons are still on his site, too, if you want a laugh.
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- Jan 31, 2015
I was wondering when Evaxephon would pop up on the farms.
Eva's fanfictions, oh boy!
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/868622/EvaXephon
There's also an image of Eva cosplaying as Kamina from Gurren Lagann somewhere, i'll see if i can find it, if people are interested.
Guy sure likes the idea of dicking armless-subservient-robot-womyn:
"Deaf to the World" Nov 26, 2011
Archived for future generations.
Choice quotes:
She was soft, almost gooey, like Chu jelly.
"I must first lubricate your genitalia to reduce friction during copulation," Fi said.
"I detect a 90% probability that you receive stimulation from the sight of secondary sexual characteristics that indicate fertility. I will exaggerate these characteristics to provide you with further arousal."
"I must first lubricate your genitalia to reduce friction during copulation," Fi said.
"I detect a 90% probability that you receive stimulation from the sight of secondary sexual characteristics that indicate fertility. I will exaggerate these characteristics to provide you with further arousal."
I guess text to speech programs are meant for each other.
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- Dec 29, 2014
iirc, he did say he doesn't have a job and uses the patreon so he can work full time on the game. I mean, if he actually programmed things in a less shitty fashion, things would probably get done a lot faster but he's too stubborn and full of himself to realize the longer he continues on the like, the more he's going to have to fix later.
But I think he said something about using the money he has to pay this one hair modeling dude (I don't know about anyone else)
The 'easter eggs' this guy has put in the game are unbelievable... least (or most, depending on your point of view) cringeworthy is definitely a girl named Mai Waifu.
According to her profile, she's sworn her love to an overseas game developer despite having admirers at the school. There's also Titan mode (which at one point actually had the Attack on Titan opening theme as BG music), characters from Osu!, and lots more.
According to her profile, she's sworn her love to an overseas game developer despite having admirers at the school. There's also Titan mode (which at one point actually had the Attack on Titan opening theme as BG music), characters from Osu!, and lots more.
Don't forget all the emails he has to filter... not that he ever lets his fans do so... or gets someone to help him with that (i.e, a secretary!).
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- Mar 13, 2015
Yeah, he claims he puts the easter eggs in as a means of entertaining himself since he's allegedly so deep into his work that he has no time for fun anymore.
Even though he has streamed, under both names, several times instead of working. He claims that he only gives himself a break if he's spent a certain amount of time on the game in a given day.
So instead of making the game development go faster so he can have more free time, he's managed to incorporate dicking off into his work.
And the people love it.
In fact, it seems like most people care more about the Easter Eggs than the game because they're the only thing interesting to play with at this point.
(He's actually streaming right now)
Even though he has streamed, under both names, several times instead of working. He claims that he only gives himself a break if he's spent a certain amount of time on the game in a given day.
So instead of making the game development go faster so he can have more free time, he's managed to incorporate dicking off into his work.
And the people love it.
In fact, it seems like most people care more about the Easter Eggs than the game because they're the only thing interesting to play with at this point.
(He's actually streaming right now)
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- Jul 1, 2015
The video where he bitches about changing Yandere Simulator's name to "Lovesick" because "simulator games aren't taken seriously" is hilarious, because it's entirely his fault. My dude, if you want people to take your game seriously, then why are you implementing loads of self-indulgent mods? Instead of, y'know, maybe putting work into improving the game as a whole? It's not like he doesn't have the funds for it. Gotta keep milking that Patreon somehow, I guess.
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- Jun 25, 2013
"I do not want my game to be associated with those other meme games."
*makes alternate skins based on everything that was popular on the Internet for the past five years*
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- Feb 3, 2013
Simualtor games will never be taken seriously,not when you had shovelware that tries to be like Goat Sim. As for implementing the self-indulgent mods, if he intends this game to be taken seriously, he should release that after he finishes making this game. Even then, that isn't going to happen when all he spends his time on is complaining about emails and other things no one cares about.
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- Feb 25, 2015
Is this game free right now or does one have to pay to play the beta (and where can one get it)
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- Dec 29, 2014
It's not even in beta yet, so you can play his latest build.
https://yanderedev.wordpress.com/downloads/
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- Feb 25, 2015
Is it safe to download or does it contain malware
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- Apr 8, 2016
The more I learn about this game the dumber it gets. Can't Yanderedev get sued for the AOT and OSU! stuff? I know if he try's to make money off this shit he definitely can.The 'easter eggs' this guy has put in the game are unbelievable... least (or most, depending on your point of view) cringeworthy is definitely a girl named Mai Waifu.
According to her profile, she's sworn her love to an overseas game developer despite having admirers at the school. There's also Titan mode (which at one point actually had the Attack on Titan opening theme as BG music), characters from Osu!, and lots more.
Check out the picture they used to show off some official t-shirt.
This poor girl looks so uncomfortable.
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- Jun 18, 2014
While I couldn't tell you about the Attack On Titan stuff, he apparently has permission from Pippi's creator. That said, anything in the Debug Menu is probably going to be purged in the final product. Otherwise, he's going to draw the wrath from Nintendo, the Touhou people, the One Punch Man guys, tobyfox, etc...
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Toby Fox actually did go after Yanderedev to remove the Undertale easter eggs and ost. Not surprisingly, the fans were upset over him(toby) being "no fun/contrillibg" for requesting for his stuff to not be used for profit.