Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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I'm always confused when he says his stream is private because he shilled it on /v/.

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That's the long and short of it, honestly.
 
So Alex is basically saying "hey guys come into my stream lel i play games other than work on yansim 24/7 :3:3 boobies pls" and then he goes ahead and says "HEY WHAT THE FUCK I'M DA KING YOU MEANIES AND BULLIES GET OUT"

You offer people to come to your stream but you also kick people out because it's your stream and it's private so that no one is allowed to come in. *sigh*
 
So Alex is basically saying "hey guys come into my stream lel i play games other than work on yansim 24/7 :3:3 boobies pls" and then he goes ahead and says "HEY WHAT THE FUCK I'M DA KING YOU MEANIES AND BULLIES GET OUT"

You offer people to come to your stream but you also kick people out because it's your stream and it's private so that no one is allowed to come in. *sigh*
He's too lazy to protect his stream.
 
Or at least protect it with something more than this stupid screen with the 'go away" text at the top.
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It's only "private" because he wants to say cringy bullshit on it without us knowing. Really, if he wants it to actually be private, he should just use Skype or something. But apparently, his ass-kissers are too stupid to figure it out.
 
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"realistic"

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literally nothing about this looks acceptable

The lighting could look good, but obviously he didn't bother beyond whats coming through the windows; everything but the floor is unlit.

He couldn't even scale the models right, unless the character is supposed to be 3 feet tall and books are actually that big and I never noticed
 
literally nothing about this looks acceptable

The lighting could look good, but obviously he didn't bother beyond whats coming through the windows; everything but the floor is unlit.

He couldn't even scale the models right, unless the character is supposed to be 3 feet tall and books are actually that big and I never noticed
I noticed it while playing the build. Not bad but needs better character models.
 
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Checked in on Eva's "Private" stream chat and saw this little exchange.
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>Friend's house is potentially burning to the ground.
>Pray for kiwi.
>Potential tips to prevent disaster.
>Stay safe man.

>M-muh internet keeps flickering on and off ; (

Man, Eva sure has them priorities straight. My friend's house, all his possessions potentially even pets or even the friend himself could be on fire RIGHT NOW.

B-but muh internet.
 
Checked in on Eva's "Private" stream chat and saw this little exchange.
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>Friend's house is potentially burning to the ground.
>Pray for kiwi.
>Potential tips to prevent disaster.
>Stay safe man.

>M-muh internet keeps flickering on and off ; (

Man, Eva sure has them priorities straight. My friend's house, all his possessions potentially even pets or even the friend himself could be on fire RIGHT NOW.

B-but muh internet.
Un-fucking-believable. This is why I call them ass-kissers, not his "friends".
 
Checked in on Eva's "Private" stream chat and saw this little exchange.
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>Friend's house is potentially burning to the ground.
>Pray for kiwi.
>Potential tips to prevent disaster.
>Stay safe man.

>M-muh internet keeps flickering on and off ; (

Man, Eva sure has them priorities straight. My friend's house, all his possessions potentially even pets or even the friend himself could be on fire RIGHT NOW.

B-but muh internet.
He's such an unlikable selfish cuck. Why do the ass-kissers even hang around him? If it's for the popularity, his game is dying, and the only active YouTuber I know of is KubScoutz but there's not that much content to show.

If they genuinely give a shit about Eva, then... just, wow.
 
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