I'm curious as to what the community feels is the worst excuse Chris has ever used to justify his bad behavior?
For me personally its from one of the Kacey calls where Chris claims to have multiple personality disorder to cover his ass when he makes mistakes. Also in the same call he claims to have memory issues and possibly be possessed by the spirit of a dead troll. Possibly Clyde Cash.
Now i know Autism will be the most commonly used excuse but lets try to focus on the many others. This is my first post so please be honest and true.
When Chris excused ShecameforCWC.jpg by saying that he made it to repress his urges.
He basically just admitted that he wanted to rape her, and just made that picture to 'release steam'. Which is both funny and horrifying because I'm sure he'd be willing to masturbate to it.
Tangentially on topic, I've always been interested in what Chris had the capability to excuse himself of. If he hit a child with his car, I still don't see any possibility of him taking responsibility and blaming anyone but the child.
I love when he blames the victim for his 'trans'gression. Sure, some of the blame lies with him, but its MOSTLY the fault of the person he wronged and or assaulted.
Chris plays by his own rules, y'all just aren't following along..
Tangentially on topic, I've always been interested in what Chris had the capability to excuse himself of. If he hit a child with his car, I still don't see any possibility of him taking responsibility and blaming anyone but the child.
He already tried to hit someone with his car and never blamed himself,i personnaly think even if it was a child,Chris would find an excuse and blame it on the kid,
Just kidding. Chris is his own worst excuse. He never blames his faults on himself despite being explicitly told that he's in the wrong, and even his attempts at apologies (Clyde, et cetera) end up being excuses for him to threaten the dang interweb trolls again because he can't prioritize between sincerity and his own ego.
Listening to the father call during the Kacey Saga, you could hear Chris making a ton of pathetic excuses thinking he could earn the benefit of the doubt with someone he was trying to impress.
Chris learned to make excuses from Barb. She always operated with that "it's everyone elses' fault but my own" mindset and Chris picked up on that pretty early on.
He doesn't seem to have a component that actually acknowledges the possibility that he could ever be responsible. It's like a cartoon voice in his head telling him he's perfect.
"Ain't yer fault, Christian. They shoulda outta know'd you were stressed that day! A'yup!"
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I find his "blank mind / autistic mental block" bullshit objectively the worst. Total absolution from anything ever, yeahhh! Good job those random brain lockups haven't concerned him enough to stop operating a motor vehicle.
I don't think Chris is actively malicious, so I find his alleged savage raping urge and its narrow suppression via preschooler-quality crayola porn merely laughable. He is incredibly stupid, lazy and careless, however, and it's already had some relatively minor consequences. I could totally see him backing over a toddler / crashing a plane / nuking a city, and defiantly chalking it up to dang dirty :autism: beating on his lobes.
