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That he maced a guy because he was gonna get raped in an alley or whatever felt so scared that he felt like he was facing a rapist in an alley way
 
He openly tried to justify the use of his monthly tugboat on LEGO's, in public, since he started bragging about such personal practices.
 
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Infinity said:
That he maced a guy because he was gonna get raped in an alley or whatever felt so scared that he felt like he was facing a rapist in an alley way
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Nice save, you could be Chris's next law talker!
 
Tismo said:
When Chris excused ShecameforCWC.jpg by saying that he made it to repress his urges.

He basically just admitted that he wanted to rape her, and just made that picture to 'release steam'. Which is both funny and horrifying because I'm sure he'd be willing to masturbate to it.
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Yeah... that one did it for me too.

The whole "I had to draw it, otherwise I was going to rape you" is... something else...
 
Amelia said:
I'm curious as to what the community feels is the worst excuse Chris has ever used to justify his bad behavior?

For me personally its from one of the Kacey calls where Chris claims to have multiple personality disorder to cover his ass when he makes mistakes. Also in the same call he claims to have memory issues and possibly be possessed by the spirit of a dead troll. Possibly Clyde Cash.

Now i know Autism will be the most commonly used excuse but lets try to focus on the many others. This is my first post so please be honest and true.
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People like you have ruined Christine's life. Please stop.
 
What excuses do people use when they post shitty topics like this?
 
Tismo said:
When Chris excused ShecameforCWC.jpg by saying that he made it to repress his urges.

He basically just admitted that he wanted to rape her, and just made that picture to 'release steam'. Which is both funny and horrifying because I'm sure he'd be willing to masturbate to it.
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"Willing to"? I'm almost certain he jerked off the minute he was done with it, if not the moment he finished the tits and vag.
 
Tismo said:
When Chris excused ShecameforCWC.jpg by saying that he made it to repress his urges.

He basically just admitted that he wanted to rape her, and just made that picture to 'release steam'. Which is both funny and horrifying because I'm sure he'd be willing to masturbate to it.
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Yup, nail on the head.

Chris using his autism as an excuse in terms of legal trouble, though I highly doubt that was his idea, and not his attorney's idea.

Chris also expecting people to be aware of his autism automatically. I mean, looking at him, he is clearly deranged, but autism isn't at the top of everyone's minds off the bat.
 
When he said that he poops himself because of stress... He actually poops himself because he's a disgusting, lazy fat autist.
 
Chris has made so many different ridiculous excuses to justify his actions that it's hard to pick a favourite but his reasons for macing that GameStop employee was pathetic. It was all Saga's fault and the assistant manager's for approaching him and he refused to take even the slightest share of the responsibility for it just like he hasn't for any of his irl encounters with authority.

One of my personal favourites were his constant excuses to Jackie why he couldn't upload videos on time. After Chris having to make several trips to the library he finally revealed that they had a family computer at home in the kitchen. When Jackie was perplexed as to why he didn't just use it he revealed that it was covered over by various items Barb had hoarded over the years. So Chris was essentially saying he'd rather make awkward journeys to the library rather than just moving some of the horde. I always thought that was brilliant
 
He couldn't get a boyfriend-free girl bc jerks take 'em away, Mary Lee Walsh pushed down his attraction sign [ it would have worked!] and bc manajerks wouldn't let him loiter all day and throw red strings at wimmen in the mall. If not for them, he'd be married with 3.2 children by now.

My favorite, he backed into a woman in a parking lot bc God was trolling him and she was a damn smoker.
 
Every heterosexual man in the world as to why he's still single, he also used that excuse to become a hideous parody of a woman and lesbian:left:
 
I liked it in this video where his alleged apology boils down to nothing more than blaming the trolls for his 'former' homophobia, with a view to ingratiating himself with the LGBTQ community.

He had an opportunity to look upon his past transgressions and apologise for them (which would have been a first for CWC and honestly would have garnered him some respect in my eyes) but instead he misses the point entirely and sidesteps the blame as usual with the classic trolls excuse (even though Chris was homophobic as fuck long before his discovery by ED).
 
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I liked it in this video where his alleged apology boils down to nothing more than blaming the trolls for his 'former' homophobia, with a view to ingratiating himself with the LGBTQ community.

He had an opportunity to look upon his past transgressions and apologise for them (which would have been a first for CWC and honestly would have garnered him some respect in my eyes) but instead he misses the point entirely and sidesteps the blame as usual with the classic trolls excuse (even though Chris was homophobic as fuck long before his discovery by ED).
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Instead of blaming it on his internalized homophobia against his own bi-curious nature

Chris has made so many different ridiculous excuses to justify his actions that it's hard to pick a favourite but his reasons for macing that GameStop employee was pathetic. It was all Saga's fault and the assistant manager's for approaching him and he refused to take even the slightest share of the responsibility for it just like he hasn't for any of his irl encounters with authority.
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So he pepper sprayed an employee that was probably not even involved, Touchet Chris, Touchet

I think the mother of all excuses is literally his own mother, Babs, she's encourage maladaptive behavior over the years which help to keep Chris in denial, what kind of mother helps her adult son assault someone at a video store meant to attract teenagers and kids?...she was also arrested in the process which is like WTF.
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
Tangentially on topic, I've always been interested in what Chris had the capability to excuse himself of. If he hit a child with his car, I still don't see any possibility of him taking responsibility and blaming anyone but the child.
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You may be onto something there. It's likely that Chris is not really aware that he did something wrong. It's always other people who force him to apologise and look for excuses and this is why they come off so awkward. He simply doesn't believe it himself.
 
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