F.A.Q. - Phil Phacts

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AnOminous said:
He's such a relentless attention whore that it was decided it'd be funny to cut him off. This had pretty hilarious results early on but is increasingly just a tradition. He still desperately jumps on it any time he appears in some other thread, so he's still mad about it.
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He's such an attention whore that unpersoning him from public threads now is the best option.
But there was that one time recently he thought a joke about putting a bomb in the Sanic Totem of Fail was a threat against him, so some gems do slip out of minor mentions of his name.
 
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Bit of a OT dumb question about Slingblade: is "#analrips" a kiwi-ism talking about his gay promiscuity, or has he actually mentioned it?
 
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what I'd really like to know is if Phil is actually okay with Toren running around fucking any chaser who will take him? or is he just too scared of getting hit with a bottle to confront Toren?
 
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Dane said:
what I'd really like to know is if Phil is actually okay with Toren running around fucking any chaser who will take him? or is he just too scared of getting hit with a bottle to confront Toren?
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He's genuinely scared of Torren, Torren's quite verbally abusive to Phil when he's drunk and Phil has a hard time dealing with people when they are sober so he just let's him do what he wants without complaint.
 
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DT.Miller said:
He's genuinely scared of Torren, Torren's quite verbally abusive to Phil when he's drunk and Phil has a hard time dealing with people when they are sober so he just let's him do what he wants without complaint.
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Don't forget, sling blade calls him out out on not being Latino as well.
 
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Ravenor said:
He's genuinely scared of Torren, Torren's quite verbally abusive to Phil when he's drunk and Phil has a hard time dealing with people when they are sober so he just let's him do what he wants without complaint.
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"Fuck you, white boy. I'm having #analrips on the bed and if you don't clean it up I'll make you even uglier."
 
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