Facebook 10JUN2014, Not ironic at all.

[Seahorses]

Chris doesn't want to end up like his mother, he wants to BE IN his mother.

FTFY

 

[Enceladeans]

For those who don't have FB this is what Vivian said:
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I thought Chris thanked the forum.

edit: never mind, he just thanked his Facebook ass-buddies and not the forum. Fatty called Null, who gave the most, a dodo-brain instead.
edit 2: Actually, he did say: "Thank you to the person that sent us the big box of supplies!" The box he mentioned is the one that Null sent. However, he immediately mentioned how "That damn Cwcki site still needs to be taken down!"

From what I can tell, Mar Vivian Gee isn't the TRUE and HONEST Vivian.

But that won't stop Waterhead from harassing her.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

>Seahorses' post with the cat pic

Now that's what I call a...
*sunglasses*
... fat cat.

Spoiler

Seriously, it needs a diet.

 

[Anustart]

You can tell Alex is just Chris because Chris actually thanked him like a normal person.
See guys if you send me Lego I'll say "thanks" to you too! Every Person is Doing it!!

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I know we don't talk about Watermelon or Kengle for a good reason, but since Watermelon insists on hearing the answer to his question from Chris directly, I felt it worth pointing out that Chris has never once spoken to either of them, or even acknowledged their existence in any way. That is all.

 

[PCA]

Was there ever a lego jail? If there is, perhaps it would be "Irony" if somebody sent it to him

 

[Owlflaps]

Was there ever a lego jail? If there is, perhaps it would be "Irony" if somebody sent it to him

It's pretty ironic that Chris got a Lego set with a Jerkop sent by his JERK male FB butt buddy.

 

[scxthursday]

That enraged me on Null's behalf. What an asshole.

That kinda pissed me off as well. We all pitched in to send OPL shit to get him and Snorlax through what could probably be considered the toughest time of their lives, and when OPL does recieve the care package, he thanks the person who sent it (Null), the immediately right after saying thank you, insults him. We didnt have to pitch in at all, and Null definitely did not have to send his fat ass the care package, but he did. He is lucky he got anything, he should be thankful that we didnt send him a piece of shit in a sock, a jar of pickles, and used condoms.

 

[nsan]

I realized something:

When the Love Quest first started, Chris was blowing most of his money on porn and Adam and Eve stuff. Then he started blowing it on video games. Then he started blowing it on Lego.

This looks like a pattern of regression.

Look at the bright side: He'll eventually accept diapers.

Also, now that I think about it, The LEGO Saga is much likely than The eBay Saga, as it is going on full force for more than 6 months. Time will tell...

 

[A-№1]

That kinda pissed me off as well. We all pitched in to send OPL shit to get him and Snorlax through what could probably be considered the toughest time of their lives, and when OPL does recieve the care package, he thanks the person who sent it (Null), the immediately right after saying thank you, insults him. We didnt have to pitch in at all, and Null definitely did not have to send his fat ass the care package, but he did. He is lucky he got anything, he should be thankful that we didnt send him a piece of shit in a sock, a jar of pickles, and used condoms.

I wouldn't waste energy getting angry about it. Just make sure you remember all that when someone organizes another whip-round for the next toughest time in Chris' life.

 

[scxthursday]

I wouldn't waste energy getting angry about it. Just make sure you remember all that when someone organizes another whip-round for the next toughest time in Chris' life.

Which will be when he gets his ebay account back, relists the drawing, ebay removes the listing, and Chris ends up being banned from ebay.

 

[A-№1]

Which will be when he gets his ebay account back, relists the drawing, ebay removes the listing, and Chris ends up being banned from ebay.

Wait… What? Maybe I'm misreading that.

People aren't going to send another care package to Chris when he loses his ebay account. I'm talking about actual tough times ahead for Chris.

 

[Coldgrip]

I can't help but feel like at least this Lego set is more suited to Chris's abilities.

Still too complicated for him.

If he somehow got the Sea Cow, he would probably try to assemble it for an hour, then get frustrated and whine to whoever would listen.

He'll do the same with this one. Only this one'll give him wistful flashbacks to when he was hogtied and had thousands of pounds of sausage on his 180 pound body.

 

[CatParty]

That kinda pissed me off as well. We all pitched in to send OPL shit to get him and Snorlax through what could probably be considered the toughest time of their lives, and when OPL does recieve the care package, he thanks the person who sent it (Null), the immediately right after saying thank you, insults him. We didnt have to pitch in at all, and Null definitely did not have to send his fat ass the care package, but he did. He is lucky he got anything, he should be thankful that we didnt send him a piece of shit in a sock, a jar of pickles, and used condoms.

That's crazy that Chris pisses you off.

 

[Hyperion]

Remember. Chris is fat and gay. If he pisses you off then he's trolled you, and has won.

But yeah calling Null a dodo head or whatever was low even by Chris's already low standards.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That kinda pissed me off as well. We all pitched in to send OPL shit to get him and Snorlax through what could probably be considered the toughest time of their lives, and when OPL does recieve the care package, he thanks the person who sent it (Null), the immediately right after saying thank you, insults him. We didnt have to pitch in at all, and Null definitely did not have to send his fat ass the care package, but he did. He is lucky he got anything, he should be thankful that we didnt send him a piece of shit in a sock, a jar of pickles, and used condoms.

To be fair, I think most everyone on the forum more or less expected that reaction from him when the care package was being set up. Its not like Chris would actually do something to improve his life, after all. Look at how many years he's stuck to his frame of mind no matter what came of it.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Was that the Lego set that had the tracker in it?

I was told this was the one covered with itching powder.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

"Haters to the left"

Thats not in Alecs vocabulary. But it is in Chris's

 

[nsan]

"Haters to the left"

Thats not in Alecs vocabulary. But it is in Chris's

So there was an irony after all...

 

[Some JERK]

We all pitched in to send OPL shit to get him and Snorlax through what could probably be considered the toughest time of their lives

Well, not all of us. Some of us donated, some of us declined on our own moral grounds but supported the effort nonetheless, some of us declined yet did not support the effort at all, and some of us lost our fucking minds and got really, really butthurt about it.

So basically, a good time was had by all. 10/10. Hope Chris burns his house down again.