Facebook 10JUN2014, Not ironic at all.

[NiggoFiggo]

Strange everytime he gets a "gift" he never shows the package it comes in.

 

[Sovandie]

Strange everytime he gets a "gift" he never shows the package it comes in.

To be fair I wouldn't either, there's just no reason to show off a beat-up UPS package.

I mean (unless it's something cute like the envelopes covered in stickers I get from my grandma) 99.9% of the packaging/boxes/envelopes from my mail gets tossed without a second though.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

Well, not all of us. Some of us donated, some of us declined on our own moral grounds but supported the effort nonetheless, some of us declined yet did not support the effort at all, and some of us lost our fucking minds and got really, really butthurt about it.

So basically, a good time was had by all. 10/10. Hope Chris burns his house down again.

I feel obligated to mention that while I did not support the aid box effort, I did support concept behind it.

My reasoning behind this stance at the time was that Chris is an unappreciative SOB who would not be grateful in the least over anything sent to him, no matter how generous; given that, he should not be graced with anything. That being said, I have great respect for those who contributed to the effort because doing so demonstrated unselfishness--exactly the opposite of what we have always seen out of Chris and will forever more.

 

[Panzer IV]

http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Crook-Pursuit-60041?fromListing=listing

$6.99

awesome lego set, congratulations chris!

 

[MY 405]

People, people, please we KNOW this can't be accurate, we all know he can't run!

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'm kind of the opinion that somebody actually sent the set to Chris. The fact that Chris has been begging for money and trying to profit from copyrighted characters, that Chris hates cops, and that Chris has a criminal record and that the Lego set reflects all of those seems a little too convenient.I'm also not entirely sure that Chris even remembers the "haters to the left/I'm my own free bitch" pictures he took, as his memory has proven to be selective at best. The wording on the message seems a little too exact for me to think that Chris is essentially making fun of himself.

Additionally, there is an "Alex" who has posted on his Facebook wall before.

Whereas I think he bought the DeLorean, the treehouse accessory and the Great Pumpkin Skylander for himself, I think that the possibility a troll sent him this is actually pretty good.

 

[slep]

Brother, "Alex" may not exist and Chris might have purchased them himself. Would not be the first time, man.

Christopher lives inside of one of Chris' eyeballs, and Alex lives in Chris' bent duck.

 

[bradsternum]

A grown man that is begging for money and legos having the gall to hurl insults? Now that is irony

Nope, that's still not irony.

 

[Trickie]

Nope, that's still not irony.

No, the true irony here is that I have no idea what irony means.

 

[CWCissey]

So Alex. Fake name or actual schizophrenic manifestation?

 

[Count groudon]

Was there ever a lego jail? If there is, perhaps it would be "Irony" if somebody sent it to him

If there was a Lego group home, that'd be even better

 

[Strelok]

I'm kind of the opinion that somebody actually sent the set to Chris. The fact that Chris has been begging for money and trying to profit from copyrighted characters, that Chris hates cops, and that Chris has a criminal record and that the Lego set reflects all of those seems a little too convenient.I'm also not entirely sure that Chris even remembers the "haters to the left/I'm my own free bitch" pictures he took, as his memory has proven to be selective at best. The wording on the message seems a little too exact for me to think that Chris is essentially making fun of himself.

Additionally, there is an "Alex" who has posted on his Facebook wall before.

Whereas I think he bought the DeLorean, the treehouse accessory and the Great Pumpkin Skylander for himself, I think that the possibility a troll sent him this is actually pretty good.

Pretty much, $7 is pocket change to a lot of people, and the perfect storm of references leads me to at the very least consider the possibility it's a ween who thought Chris would blow a gasket at being given only $7 worth of legos.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wonder if "Alex" is Chris' way of sneaking purchases past Barb.

 

[CWCissey]

I wonder if "Alex" is Chris' way of sneaking purchases past Barb.

ABL brings up a good theory that 'Alex' is his Tomgirl persona.

If this is true, then I'm starting to think that Chris has finally realised he's gay and he needs $1000 for Backalley Bogdan to give him a sex change.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Chris doesn't want to end up like his mother, he wants to BE IN his mother.
(FTFY)

There was a time I would have run with that as an incest joke. Now I'm more likely to imagine Chris wearing Barb's skin like a bathrobe.

A holey bathrobe.

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

ABL brings up a good theory that 'Alex' is his Tomgirl persona.

If this is true, then I'm starting to think that Chris has finally realised he's gay and he needs $1000 for Backalley Bogdan to give him a sex change.

Alec, care to expand on this theory? I find myself strangely fascinated by it.

 

[Artard]

If there was a Lego group home, that'd be even better

Lego™ Nathaniel Greene Elementary School.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

ABL brings up a good theory that 'Alex' is his Tomgirl persona.

If this is true, then I'm starting to think that Chris has finally realised he's gay and he needs $1000 for Backalley Bogdan to give him a sex change.

RIP Kaka

 

[Gothicserpent]

I guess Chris can reenact all the times he's been subdued by cops now!

 

[Panzer IV]

Was there ever a lego jail? If there is, perhaps it would be "Irony" if somebody sent it to him