Facebook August 19 - One Eyebrow

[Sexual Stallone]

11 pages of people discussing a picture of Chris's eyebrow

 

[The Dude]

11 pages of people discussing a picture of Chris's eyebrow

No, now we're discussing Christian having come out of the closet and is now openly homosexual.

 

[CatParty]

but what about chris's nose?!

 

[snowkitten91]

And what about his other eyebrow? Is it thinner or bushier? Did he shave it off? Maybe he bleached it?

 

[The Dude]

And what about his other eyebrow? Is it thinner or bushier? Did he shave it off? Maybe he bleached it?

He has it pierced and died rainbow colors now. It's his right eyebrow and it's to go along with his right ear having more piercings than his left, which all points to him being openly gay now.

 

[Some JERK]

11 pages of people discussing a picture of Chris's eyebrow

Twelve.

 

[NoDarkies]

Chris will have a much easier time finding casual sex now that he's gay. Barb doesn't want Chris to be gay because he'll truly be happy, and she will still be miserable and alone.

Alone because he is controlled by his domineering, miserable mother. This is actually pretty depressing.

Now they just have to turn 14 Branchland Court into a motel.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Don't expect him to stay fat much longer. He was just overeating all these years because staying in the closet made him depressed. I think that mound is really going to start shrinking from now on.

Now it all makes sense. He chose Hungry Man because of his hunger for men. The last 10 years have just been one of his riddles.

 

[MrTroll]

Chris will have a much easier time finding casual sex now that he's gay. Barb doesn't want Chris to be gay because he'll truly be happy, and she will still be miserable and alone.

Alone because he is controlled by his domineering, miserable mother. This is actually pretty depressing.

Now they just have to turn 14 Branchland Court into a motel.

Pretty white women 18-31 can stay for free in the Christian Chandler Suite.

 

[The Dude]

Alone because he is controlled by his domineering, miserable mother. This is actually pretty depressing.

Now they just have to turn 14 Branchland Court into a motel.

Pretty white women 18-31 can stay for free in the Christian Chandler Suite.

Depends on what your definition of "free" is. There's always SOME price to pay.

 

[LordCustos3]

every tom dick and mary

Well he doesn't mind the dicks.

I think his interest perked up when he heard that Da Twolls habitually "Hoard Cocks"

 

[Henry Bemis]

Lots of gay men in Ruckersville anxiously await a meeting with the new, gay Kaka Apple Chrissy to whisk him off his feet!

All-what?-two of them.

Ruckersville is many things; however, a swinging LGBT community, it is not.

 

[FreeBitch]

I hate to be that asshole, but I really do think we're overthinking this. I think he's just doing silly shit. Also, can I please see some fucking empirical evidence stating that he is gay? None of that "oh... uhh, the past x month(s) should be enough proof."

I think this thread, we all decided to sit on a beanbag chair, slacks at our ankles and just started to just jerk it real mad ferocious. I literally see no way where any of us can make any speculation from this one, silly little photo ;-;....

 

[Marvin]

I hate to be that asshole, but I really do think we're overthinking this. I think he's just doing silly shit. Also, can I please see some fucking empirical evidence stating that he is gay? None of that "oh... uhh, the past x month(s) should be enough proof."

I think this thread, we all decided to sit on a beanbag chair, slacks at our ankles and just started to just jerk it real mad ferocious. I literally see no way where any of us can make any speculation from this one, silly little photo ;-;....

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[FreeBitch]

wow way to make me feel like toplel.


However, in all seriousness, I suppose my 'tism kicked in when I just read like a whole page and a half dedicated to him being called like, full on gay and saying there was proof. I suppose the lines of satire and TRUE AND HONEST reality became blurred there.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I hate to be that asshole, but I really do think we're overthinking this. I think he's just doing silly shit. Also, can I please see some fucking empirical evidence stating that he is gay? None of that "oh... uhh, the past x month(s) should be enough proof."

I think this thread, we all decided to sit on a beanbag chair, slacks at our ankles and just started to just jerk it real mad ferocious. I literally see no way where any of us can make any speculation from this one, silly little photo ;-;....

Dammit, Paintingatree! Oh. Oh damn.

 

[The Dude]

I hate to be that asshole, but I really do think we're overthinking this. I think he's just doing silly shit. Also, can I please see some fucking empirical evidence stating that he is gay? None of that "oh... uhh, the past x month(s) should be enough proof."

I think this thread, we all decided to sit on a beanbag chair, slacks at our ankles and just started to just jerk it real mad ferocious. I literally see no way where any of us can make any speculation from this one, silly little photo ;-;....

Dammit, Paintingatree! Oh. Oh damn.

I think you're addressing the wrong Devil's advocate there Tubular.

 

[HexBawxUno]

The "(Singing)" bit Chris put in the post made me wish this was a video instead of just a picture. "One...Eyebrow" could have been the next "I Got A Fish".

 

[FreeBitch]

Dammit, Paintingatree! Oh. Oh damn.

Bracing myself. Here come the JULA(x)Y PMs.

 

[The Dude]

The "(Singing)" bit Chris put in the post made me wish this was a video instead of just a picture. "One...Eyebrow" could have been the next "I Got A Fish".

I keep thinking about that 90's song "One Headlight".