Facebook October 3rd NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!

[Pikonic]

Please volunteer your services, and let's get the best of the best in here as well; Marv, HSMOF, Alec, and Champthom, will you volunteer your services? We could really use your help!

*raises hand(paw technically)*
If you say "best of the best" you might wanna mention Null too.

So he took Megtune away?
IIRC, didn't Megan not want to be part of the comic?
Megan:1
Chris:0

In Chris' mind, everyone wants to be in CWCville.

Megan:1
Chris:1(so he thinks)

 

[Cwckifan]

Please volunteer your services, and let's get the best of the best in here as well; Marv, HSMOF, Alec, and Champthom, will you volunteer your services? We could really use your help!

*raises hand(paw technically)*
If you say "best of the best" you might wanna mention Null too.

If I include Null, who will hack into the mainframe?

 

[QI 541]

Chris will probably lose a bunch of friends with this.

Anna, being the insane and gullible idiot that she is, will probably respond with something like "Megan killed your father? You should call the police and have her arrested!"

 

[Some JERK]

I bet Megan is just crushed that Chris has taken away the imaginary powers he imagined her imaginary self having in his imaginary world.

He wants to lash out at her, but he's got nothing. He literally can't even say a single word to her unless she feels like swinging by his Facebook page. He needs to believe that she's masterminding his downfall, because he can't accept the truth; she forgot all about him years ago.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I bet Megan is just crushed that Chris has taken away the imaginary powers he imagined her imaginary self having in his imaginary world.

He wants to lash out at her, but he's got nothing. He literally can't even say a single word to her unless she feels like swinging by his Facebook page. He needs to believe that she's masterminding his downfall, because he can't accept the truth; she forgot all about him yars ago.

She's far too busy having sex with a man that isn't him. Probably right now.

 

[Male]

If I know my whiteknightish I would not think Anna will blindly agree to this but rather try to reason with him a little. Sadly, Chris demands that "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT ON THIS" and she wouldn't dare.

 

[QI 541]

If I know my whiteknightish I would not think Anna will blindly agree to this but rather try to reason with him a little. Sadly, Chris demands that "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT ON THIS".

The only thing Anna would complain about his Chris using the word "bitch". Calling a woman a bitch is wrong, but harassment, vandalism, and sprouting serious lies about people is A-OK.

 

[Some JERK]

I bet Megan is just crushed that Chris has taken away the imaginary powers he imagined her imaginary self having in his imaginary world.

He wants to lash out at her, but he's got nothing. He literally can't even say a single word to her unless she feels like swinging by his Facebook page. He needs to believe that she's masterminding his downfall, because he can't accept the truth; she forgot all about him yars ago.

She's far too busy having sex with a man that isn't him. Probably right now.

MEGAN: 2
CHRIS: still 0

 

[Coldgrip]

If I know my whiteknightish I would not think Anna will blindly agree to this but rather try to reason with him a little. Sadly, Chris demands that "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT ON THIS" and she wouldn't dare.

I'm kinda surprised Kim hasn't commented on it yet. She seems to be a bit more sensible and willing to call Chris out on bad behavior (or at least question him about it). Of course maybe she knows that doing that would exceed Fatty's Hurtful Truth level and make him unfriend her.

 

[Some JERK]

You need to pay me what you owe for Destroying Me, My Heart, My Soul, and My Life with your ungratefulness to my past loyalty and devotion...

...You need to pay me what you greatly owe me for Destroying Me!...

...Face Me In Person and settle our Long Heated Rivalry and Domestic Hatred, NOW!!!

since the things he's talking about can't have any monetary value attached to them, i wonder what kind of "payment" he's expecting. Is he basically demanding grudge-China now? It sounds like It's either that, or he wants to fight her. In the case of the latter... dude, he's a moron. She'd beat his ass.

 

[QI 541]

You need to pay me what you owe for Destroying Me, My Heart, My Soul, and My Life with your ungratefulness to my past loyalty and devotion...

...You need to pay me what you greatly owe me for Destroying Me!

since the things he's talking about can't have any monetary value attached to them, i wonder what kind of "payment" he's expecting. Is he basically demanding grudge-China now?

Probably something like "$1000, delete CWCKIFORUMS, make the trolls stop trolling me, and then break up with the bastard!"

 

[DiscipleOfTheLie]

Am I wrong to think that this little CWC Revival will last? I don't remember a time recently where he has done so much in such a small amount of time. Almost every day there are new Christoric events happening. To me, it's an exciting time. Reminds me of days gone by.

 

[Some JERK]

Am I wrong to think that this little CWC Revival will last? I don't remember a time recently where he has done so much in such a small amount of time. Almost every day there are new Christoric events happening. To me, it's an exciting time. Reminds me of days gone by.

Facebook is his new YouTube, apparently.

 

[CatParty]

Am I wrong to think that this little CWC Revival will last? I don't remember a time recently where he has done so much in such a small amount of time. Almost every day there are new Christoric events happening. To me, it's an exciting time. Reminds me of days gone by.

Facebook is his new YouTube, apparently.

His internet outlet may change, but it's the same broken record.

 

[applecat]

The most ridiculous part of this is Chris demanding that Megan come and meet him after six years to settle their one-sided Long Heated Rivalry. And what would Chris do if Megan did show up on his porch one day to settle their differences? That's right, he'd poop his pants, stammer something incoherent and take a picture of her to put on Facebook if he's feeling extra daring.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Not that his writing is coherent, but I doubt if Chris could even make a video these days. I get the feeling his powers have speech have eroded with his sanity.

All of this is building up to something. I don't know what, but something is coming.

 

[Globe]

For whatever it's worth to mention, Engelhardt is no longer willing to white knight for fatty. Recall that Chris (more than likely, at least) un-friended him after he exceeded the hurtful truth level over the whole Wal-Mart incident. Engelhardt had this to say about Chris' most recent rambling;

 

[Some JERK]

Not that his writing is coherent, but I doubt if Chris could even make a video these days. I get the feeling his powers have speech have eroded with his sanity.

All of this is building up to something. I don't know what, but something is coming.

He's also not allowed in his room anymore, and i doubt Barb is going to agree to be in the background of a tard-rage video

 

[LordCustos3]

I bet Megan is just crushed that Chris has taken away the imaginary powers he imagined her imaginary self having in his imaginary world.

In his defense,She was only using them for evil.
Y'know, killing The Lumberjack with them and stuff.

 

[Cwckifan]

Whoever posted this screencap, you forgot to hide your picture