Facebook October 3rd NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!

[Bgheff]

Looks like Engelhardt "trolling scheme" of earning CWC's trust is at an end. At least we still got Waterhead and Butta Face Lopez still on the case.

 

[Globe]

It's really funny too, Chris puts "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST" here, but I bet when his facebook friends totally ignore his next two or three whiny, conspiratorial posts, he'll go right back to "WHY IS NO ONE COMMENTING ON MY POSTS? NONE OF YOU CARE ABOUT ME OR MY MOTHER I HOPE GOD AND JESUS MAKE YOU DIE BLAH BLAH BLAH...".

 

[Tubular Monkey]

^ the gps on fb mobile is never right it seems.

Ken's fb icon annoys me. I had to throw that out there. I hate it when ppl use little kids photos of themselves as their profile pic.

Little Tubular Monkey in my profile is saddened.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

What... The... Fuck... Did I even read? I don't even know how to comment. The forum tells us we shouldn't A-Log yet every time he says something, we are tempted to do so.

I don't even know where to start on his post. Other than him holding all these grudges, I mean wow... Lets see... After about half a decade later, a 31 year old man talks about having a Lego minifigure of Megan, Snyder, and Walsh upside down in his little plastic container and talks about how every time he shakes the container, it brings them bad luck. To me, all I see is a hate-filled and unforgiving man who thinks that making three Lego minifigures doing the Harlem Shake upside-down in the container would curse them every time they shake more. If he goes back to making Sonichu, he's going to be painting himself as more of a villain. Oh wait, he did state that he may do something villainous in his next Sonichu series though he kinda did that before (like the part with the gay vaccine). He did say something about how making all males [sic] into old people will give him an easier chance on finding a girlfriend. Whatever... He can always prove that he can dig a deeper hole. He says we drag his name into the muck. Apparently, posting a Facebook message calling someone a bitch with hate ridden messages, claiming to have talked to a fictional character, and creating a plastic containers of three Lego figurines representing Megan, Snyder, and Walsh, stored upside down and shaken, to curse them more, doesn't drag his name into the muck despite how silly, or dare I say retarded, that sounds. My brain broke and following the temptation to not A-Log is becoming rather difficult. I tried to be as patient and nice as I can when talking about Chris but it seems that even I'm being tested by Chris just by reading his posts. Its just that appalling...

Oh and lets not forget how he was court-ordered to see a psychiatrist for his problems. Apparently, as expected, even court-ordered psychiatric appointments prove no help to Chris. What a waste of tax money and time for him and the psychiatrist... But then again, he can only be helped if he can help himself first and we all know how that will turn out. His post is so appalling... The temptation to A-Log is strong but I shall resist as much as I can.

 

[KatsuKitty]

It's really funny too, Chris puts "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST" here, but I bet when his facebook friends totally ignore his next two or three whiny, conspiratorial posts, he'll go right back to "WHY IS NO ONE COMMENTING ON MY POSTS? NONE OF YOU CARE ABOUT ME OR MY MOTHER I HOPE GOD AND JESUS MAKE YOU DIE BLAH BLAH BLAH...".

And when God and the spirit of Patti and Bob don't follow through:

"God is giving me the Middle Finger yet Again!!"

 

[Cwckifan]

Whoever posted this screencap, you forgot to hide your picture

Eh, I don't know that it's worth worrying about. My picture's plastered up over in the general thread, if someone wanted to figure out what I look like, they could do it easily enough by going there.

Well so long as you're not on his friends list...

 

[Bgheff]

Whoever posted this screencap, you forgot to hide your picture

Eh, I don't know that it's worth worrying about. My picture's plastered up over in the general thread, if someone wanted to figure out what I look like, they could do it easily enough by going there.

Well so long as you're not on his friends list...

Yeah, you'll clearly be trolled by the legions of Sonichu fans.

 

[Globe]

It's really funny too, Chris puts "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST" here, but I bet when his facebook friends totally ignore his next two or three whiny, conspiratorial posts, he'll go right back to "WHY IS NO ONE COMMENTING ON MY POSTS? NONE OF YOU CARE ABOUT ME OR MY MOTHER I HOPE GOD AND JESUS MAKE YOU DIE BLAH BLAH BLAH...".

And when God and the spirit of Patti and Bob don't follow through:

"God is giving me the Middle Finger yet Again!!"

This could get so contrived too. In a few months when his crazy lego voodoo-daddy bullshit doesn't pan out, it'll be "These Damn Dirty legos have turned Troll on me just like Mimms!"

Well so long as you're not on his friends list...

I was considering adding him for shits and gigs, but nah.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Did he just imply that he was talking to Megagi in his head?

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Finally caught up. Now play my music.
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As I have said before, I believe that Chris was on his best behavior while he was on probation. No doubt he believed he suffered "injustices" during this time but did not want to act out because of the penalties he would incur. But now he is his own free bitch and he believes that there is nothing stopping him from posting this sort of crap. Chris is devolving into a feral manchild and it's only a matter of time before the consequences catch up to him.

Look at my avatar. I picked this picture of Black because something about it says that he will not stand for this shit. It has never felt more appropriate.

Chris believes he is the hero. He believes the forces of evil are out to get him. But in the end, the forces of evil don't care about one autistic hick from Virginia because they are busy living their own lives while Chris can only sit around and try to justify his position however badly he can.

My next guess is that in the next few days, Chris will go on a rant about how he was removed from planning the reunion. And he will blame Megan.

 

[Cwckifan]

Yeah, you'll clearly be trolled by the legions of Sonichu fans.

Or alternatively, he'll know that you've been leaking information about him, and he'll block you

 

[Globe]

Or alternatively, he'll know that you've been leaking information about him, and he'll block you

Nah, what I posted was on Engelhardt's page, which is public. Not that I'd care about being blocked by either of them, mind you.

 

[XYZpdq]

Look at my avatar. I picked this picture of Black because something about it says that he will not stand for this shit. It has never felt more appropriate.

IT MUST BE THAT DANG DIRTY GOLGOM!

 

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My next guess is that in the next few days, Chris will go on a rant about how he was removed from planning the reunion. And he will blame Megan.

Well, if Tubular's assumption holds true, with the weekend coming up, we are bound to see some magical fireworks.


OP, I do have to say this as well as the events from the previous weeks feels like we're watching a CWC revue. Not a renewal or a resurrection mind you, as that exudes a sense of purity and newness. This is more of a mutation. Some kind of condensed version of everything we knew about Chris since 2008, crammed into a two-three month period.

 

[hellbound]

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intention of throwing it at someone else. You are the one who gets burned."

Chris' grudges and rages are leading him down a slope pain and suffering, and he is without understanding. Megan has let him go years ago, and though she probably can't ever forget him whether she wants to or not, is likely completely unaware of his continuing hatred, or at least still has nothing to do with him and likes it that way.

He is cursing at the uncaring moon, yelling his throat raw and tearing his hair; it continues, uncaring, unknowing, never aware of him.

 

[Ace_Reloaded]

Damn it, why does everything interesting have to happen on my work days.

Seems to me that rather than take Megan's powers away, Chris is adding to them. In a matter of days she's gone from Queen Bee Troll to Ruler of Employment Offices and even a bestie of the Grim Reaper.

Speaking of employment, I wonder if Chris has even bothered trying to find work in the last year or so. (I highly doubt it. The people who bitch loudest about not being able to find work are usually the ones who don't bother applying anywhere.) And if he has, I'm really curious if he's cleaned his resume up. If it's even 1/64th as crazy as it used to be, any normal employer would still toss it straight into the "to be laughed at with coworkers later" file. I don't doubt he's physically capable of working, but at this point, his mind's so far up his own ass that he'd never be able to behave enough to do a job. Any interviewer would spot right off that he's bound to be a nuisance; even stockers and cleaners need to be able to work as a team and communicate, and OPL's not emotionally stable enough. But no, his unemployment is definitely due to an elaborate internet conspiracy. If not for Megan's Army, he'd be rolling in job offers.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I'm surprised Chris is bitching about being unemployed at all.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Look at my avatar. I picked this picture of Black because something about it says that he will not stand for this shit. It has never felt more appropriate.

IT MUST BE THAT DANG DIRTY GOLGOM!

UNFORGIVABLE!

Chris has no right to treat Megan, or anyone, this way. The trial should have knocked a lot more sense into him.

 

[Male]

Speaking of employment, I wonder if Chris has even bothered trying to find work in the last year or so. (I highly doubt it. The people who bitch loudest about not being able to find work are usually the ones who don't bother applying anywhere.) And if he has, I'm really curious if he's cleaned his resume up. If it's even 1/64th as crazy as it used to be, any normal employer would still toss it straight into the "to be laughed at with coworkers later" file. I don't doubt he's physically capable of working, but at this point, his mind's so far up his own ass that he'd never be able to behave enough to do a job. Any interviewer would spot right off that he's bound to be a nuisance; even stockers and cleaners need to be able to work as a team and communicate, and OPL's not emotionally stable enough. But no, his unemployment is definitely due to an elaborate internet conspiracy. If not for Megan's Army, he'd be rolling in job offers.

Why would he look for a job? He's convinced that his tugboat will support him just fine.

 

[Iamthatis]

This is getting a little scary. What if he isn't in Ruckersville because he's on his way to her. He will probably loose his Facebook over this. It definitely falls under cyber bullying.