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[A-№1]

By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist. Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! Usagi and the Sailor Scouts would have been most ashamed of you.

I would just like to take this opportunity to formally apologize to Alec and Marvin and everyone else I doubted when they said Chris is insane. You were right. He's nuts.

This isn't some juvenile wish fulfillment. This isn't low intelligence. This isn't high functioning autism.

This is schizophrenic.

 

[derpi]

Chrissy's fucking crazy.
I wonder why he's not bothering to hide the fact that he talks to his imaginary friends anymore...

 

[Jobbychu]

I think it's as many others have stated, he's definitely unhinged.

Putting that sort of thing on Facebook is probably in breach of it's terms and conditions, and I think it is merely a matter of time before he gets his account banned, leaving him with no public outlet at all.

Cue tardraging to the extreme.

 

[A-№1]

He doesn't want anyone to comment because he's pissed that Kim dared to disagree with him in the comments on his last rant. What a pussy.

But does that mean that on some level he knows that what he's posting is completely crazy wrong?

Or is it just more "darn those dang dirty trolls"?

 

[exball]

He doesn't want anyone to comment because he's pissed that Kim dared to disagree with him in the comments on his last rant. What a pussy.

But does that mean that on some level he knows that what he's posting is completely crazy wrong?

Or is it just more "darn those dang dirty trolls"?

Mmm, got danged trolls...

 

[Marvin]

He doesn't want anyone to comment because he's pissed that Kim dared to disagree with him in the comments on his last rant. What a pussy.

But does that mean that on some level he knows that what he's posting is completely crazy wrong?

Or is it just more "darn those dang dirty trolls"?

He doesn't think it's wrong, but he doesn't know the correct combination of words that will shut down his critics. He's absolutely sure they exist, however. Because he's Chris and he's always the hero.

 

[PCA]

Chris...let it go already. Megan only tried to be your friend when nobody else would. You are truly a sick demented individual to heap all of your problems on her. If you need somebody to blame for your crappy life...look in the mirror and at your mother and father. Blaming Megan your your fathers death is a new low and it is uncalled for. You really need mental help and now

 

[QI 541]

I think it's as many others have stated, he's definitely unhinged.

Putting that sort of thing on Facebook is probably in breach of it's terms and conditions, and I think it is merely a matter of time before he gets his account banned, leaving him with no public outlet at all.

Cue tardraging to the extreme.

I wonder how we'd get any more content out of Chris. If Chris went and got himself arrested tomorrow without bail, would we know?

 

[A-№1]

He doesn't think it's wrong, but he doesn't know the correct combination of words that will shut down his critics. He's absolutely sure they exist, however. Because he's Chris and he's always the hero.

Of course it would never occur to him that the correct combination is to say nothing at all.

I mean nothing else has ever worked for him, and it is the one thing he has never tried, but he still won't ever conceive of simply shutting up and letting things go.

From earlier:

Ho lee shit!

Iknowrite?

Not entirely, but he's definitely learned some common patterns in troll behavior that he can avoid.

Too bad for Chris trolls evolve. It's what separates them from the weens. Contacting Chris as an online boyfriend-free-girl probably won't work any more; he's gotten wise to that. And "julay" never did. But contacting him as Megan or Snyder or another of his hated enemies might very well have bypassed all his paranoia by tapping into his rage.

I suspect that's what kicked off this recent spate of Meg-hate: someone sent some small message to Chris as Megan or about Megan (probably the boyfriend pic) and then simply let Chris freewheel to churn out the crazy.

 

[Jobbychu]

But why can't he simply say he's sick of all this crap, fed up being broke, laughed at on the internet, no hope or prospects of gainful employment and living in a pigsty?

Two hours of his life spent legally changing his name again, putting his tugboat on a efficiency apartment, hair cut, and a quick trip to Target (or any place he's not banned from) to buy some clothes. He could pretty easily get a job as a salesman in some game store or something else at low wage, and he's got the tugboat to see him through - and he knows enough about the subject to actually DO the job AND get paid for it!

The fact that he'd rather wallow, literally, in his own shit and sponge off society for the rest of his miserable existence is sickening.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

>>Two hours of his life spent legally changing his name again,<<

He'd still get caught. Most job apps ask if you've gone by another name in the past.

 

[DJAndyMD]

>>Two hours of his life spent legally changing his name again,<<

He'd still get caught. Most job apps ask if you've gone by another name in the past.

Not unless he lies about it by not filling it out.

 

[A-№1]

i thought he hit bottom rock, he shows me and the rest of us that he can still dig deeper and deeper on that hole full of sh*t that he calls life.

Chris will never hit rock bottom because there is no rock at the bottom of his shit pit to hit. Just more shit.

But why can't he simply say he's sick of all this crap, fed up being broke, laughed at on the internet, no hope or prospects of gainful employment and living in a pigsty?

Two hours of his life spent legally changing his name again, putting his tugboat on a efficiency apartment, hair cut, and a quick trip to Target (or any place he's not banned from) to buy some clothes. He could pretty easily get a job as a salesman in some game store or something else at low wage, and he's got the tugboat to see him through - and he knows enough about the subject to actually DO the job AND get paid for it!

Because he doesn't think he should have to.

Sure, he wants all that stuff, but he thinks it should be given to him for no effort on his part..

What's more likely is that he imagines the interaction in a way he likes it, then writes of the interaction as if it actually played out naturally and expects everyone to believe it just as strongly as he wants to believe it himself. Just his really strong version of wishful thinking, the same thing that drives his voodoo rituals.

When a genuine schizo converses with voices in his head, they are basically talking to them self, so the interaction often is self serving in some way. So yes, schizo behavior and extreme wish fulfillment play can look alike. The difference is whether or not the subject them self actually, really, truly believes the conversation is real and cannot recognize that it is not. More and more that appears to be the case with Chris.

One way to test this is to challenge the reality of these conversations with Chris and see how he reacts to that. But I ain't going there; Chris isn't worth the time or effort. It's easier just to assume he's completely bonzo nutso (also stupid and vile) and deal with his behavior from that framework.

 

[The Dude]

If Chris keeps digging himself any deeper he's going to hit China...and not the kind of China he wants.

 

[CatParty]

Chris and Barb had more to do with Bob's death than Megan.

 

[Renraku]

>>Two hours of his life spent legally changing his name again,<<

He'd still get caught. Most job apps ask if you've gone by another name in the past.

Not unless he lies about it by not filling it out.

That's not TRUE AND HONEST.

 

[Varis]

Oh no, this wasn't someone trolling him. I mean, maybe it's possible, but I don't remember any of the private evidence suggesting that. Chris is ranting about Megan on his own.

I don't think that OPL would have discovered that new-ish picture of Megan on his own. Afaik, it's not in the wiki, and he would have to dig really deep to find it on the forum.

Edit: Did Chris disable Liking this post? Is that even possible?

 

[Some JERK]

That picture of Megan with a JERK is what really sent him over the edge. He wanted her to be miserable so badly, and the sight of her living her life happily while he himself sits in squalor w no sweethearts or galpals is eating him up. So much so that he's desperately resorting to what smokedaddy hilariously referred to in another thread as FELONY LEGO VOODOO. It's pretty pathetic even by Chris standards.

 

[The Dude]

Chris and Barb had more to do with Bob's death than Megan.

Bob's lifestyle had EVERYTHING to do with his death. He lived in a dank, nasty landfill of a house, never ate a decent meal (at least not for many many years), was nibbled on by bugs and vermin, he was overweight, and he didn't take care of himself so he had several diseases including heart problems and cancer. I think the final nail in the coffin was the shock of his Baby Huey of a son dressing in drag and flouncing about like a tard.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris and Barb had more to do with Bob's death than Megan.

Bob's lifestyle had EVERYTHING to do with his death. He lived in a dank, nasty landfill of a house, never ate a decent meal (at least not for many many years), was nibbled on by bugs and vermin, he was overweight, and he didn't take care of himself so he had several diseases including heart problems and cancer. I think the final nail in the coffin was the shock of his Baby Huey of a son dressing in drag and flouncing about like a tard.

Multiple heart attacks and still eating Burger King breakfasts every day. By rights, Bob shouldn't have bought green bananas the last ten years of his life.