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[The Dude]

That picture of Megan with a JERK is what really sent him over the edge. He wanted her to be miserable so badly, and the sight of her living her life happily while he himself sits in squalor w no sweethearts or galpals is eating him up. So much so that he's desperately resorting to what smokedaddy hilariously referred to in another thread as FELONY LEGO VOODOO. It's pretty pathetic even by Chris standards.

I agree. And with all the curse-ye-ha-me-has and pseudo-voodoo bullshit that he has sent her way she's STILL happy and healthy. You know what? I think all the curses and voodoo is back firing on Chris. GodBearJesus is not happy that Chris is trying to use dark magic and so is reflecting all that bad juju back on Chris.

 

[A-№1]

Marvin writes, "Oh no, this wasn't someone trolling him. I mean, maybe it's possible, but I don't remember any of the private evidence suggesting that. Chris is ranting about Megan on his own."

In his September 24 Facebook post, Chris wrote, "Just received in an email from the Ex-Friend-turned-Troll of mine," referring to Megan. This is what sparked his ongoing histrionics. Is there anyone on this forum who believes that this was the real life Megan? Chris has been duped once again. He's not dredging up Megan from the distant past, he's reacting to a low-intensity trolling effort.

Nah, he's been sperging about this before that.

That may have been what gave the hypothetical Megan-doppleganger troll the idea. I think it's likely some troll saw chris sperging about Megan, recognized the opening, and went for it with a quick message. After all, the most effective Chris trolling has always happened when Chris does something stupid and some troll just helps him run with it.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

GodBearJesus is not happy that Chris is trying to use dark magic and so is reflecting all that bad juju back on Chris.

When you set your life up so that the only happiness you can attain is the suffering and misery of those around you, it warps you into something malignant. Chris isn't wishing happiness on himself anymore. He's just wishing pain and suffering on everyone else. There's no way out of this coping mechanism trap he's built for himself. All he can do is dig deeper and deeper and deeper. This is a very dark path and I don't think that Chris could turn back from it if he wanted to. And I know he doesn't want to. He's clearly modeled a lot of his life on his mother's attitudes. Chris needs to ask himself if it made her a happy person. No, it made her a sentient tumor. If he doesn't want to be her, he's got to change. He won't.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

since the things he's talking about can't have any monetary value attached to them

Oh, he'll readily pull numbers out of his ass. A few times now he's demanded people who wronged him give him $1,000. What does he think he can do with that money? Probably thinks he'll be a millionaire, like when I was 6 and thought $50 was more money than I'd ever see in a lifetime. He'd blow it on the PSN in 3 weeks, and that's a generous estimate.

For whatever it's worth to mention, Engelhardt is no longer willing to white knight for fatty.

What Megan owes you is a restraining order.

Holy shit. I did not see Kengle being rational enough to have a limit.

The days til he makes an account here are numbered. When he does, I say he's welcome.

Chris has often stated that he talks to Sonichu and Rosechu, and that he thinks CWCville exists in an alternate dimension. Seeing as he's still all about Sonichu (even if he's not drawing comics), it wouldn't surprise me if he still 'talked' to them, as well as other members of the Chaotic Combo or whatever.

Tom Hanks talked a lot with Wilson the volleyball in Castaway, too.

Thanks, Barb.

I asked Punchy how he was feeling about all this drama and he only had this to say: 我所憎恶.

Have you spoken with Whispy? Although I believe he only speaks Spanish.

I wonder if Chris has even bothered trying to find work in the last year or so.

He absolutely has not. He applied once at McDonalds, over two years ago, that's literally it. He never bothered to call them back or check up. I personally have not gotten a lot of jobs I've applied for, and I have not won a single job that I did get without following up and bugging them a bit for a solid answer to show them I was serious. I bet that most people here would cite similar experience. (Kind of liking asking girls out right? I'm seeing a pattern...) That's just how job-hunting works. You have to put your back into it. Nobody just gets a perfect job after applying once and only once. But try telling that to Fatty.

He could pretty easily get a job as a salesman in some game store or something else at low wage, and he's got the tugboat to see him through - and he knows enough about the subject to actually DO the job AND get paid for it!

I really don't think he could be a salesman. He doesn't have the social skills necessary to carry on even a casual conversation with a stranger. But I get what you're saying. He could easily be a heavyweight or whatever in a store's backroom or a warehouse or something. I worked in a warehouse once when I needed a temp job over the holidays; it makes you sweaty but you build some muscle, get to be alone with your thoughts, and honestly the pay can be pretty damn descent because a lot of people turn up their nose at the job without investigating it first.

Chris and Barb had more to do with Bob's death than Megan.

Bob's lifestyle had EVERYTHING to do with his death.

I like what Catparty said a bit back. Once Barb dies, Chris will decide Megan somehow murdered her too.

Chris cannot understand correlation versus causation, versus coincidence. If he doesn't like you, then he decides you are responsible for everything in the world he doesn't like.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I really, really want someone to comment on his post.
And for his white knights to attempt to defend the indefensible verbal diarrhea that is this post.

THIS!

 

[Chairman Meow]

I've been thinking about this, and I think I figured out what bothers me the most about all this. It's not the is-he-schizophrenic-or-not 'tismness of having conversations with imaginary characters (though for my money, I think he's just inventing the whole thing in a pathetic attempt to shame Megan - "Megagi La Skunk is very disappointed in you!!" - and not literally having a chat with a toon). In a way, it's not even the lashing out at Megan itself, as vile as it is.

What worries me the most is it seems like whatever feeble self-filter or little internal voice Chris may have had to say, "hey, don't do that, other people are going to think you're a crazy retard" is rapidly disappearing. To be fair, it's never been very strong. The entire Tomgirl saga is evidence that he's not been giving much of a fuck what other people think for quite a while now.

But the frequency of these little events seem to be rapidly increasing. Just in the past month or so we've had:

• Banned from Wal-Mart for vandalizing a HEXBAWX display
• Defacing a DVD cover in Target(?) as seen on the Brassieres for Males page
• Yelling and carrying on after a parking lot fender-bender
• Public sperg rant #1 about Megan ("German-Crazy")
• Public sperg rant #2 about Megan ("You ungrateful bitch")

And these are just things we know about because he's posted them to Facebook. Who knows what else is going on behind the scenes?

We know he's capable of better behavior - for the most part he held himself together passably well while he was on probation for the Game Place incident. But it just seems like more and more he's acting purely and completely on impulse, without even an instant of consideration for the consequences. At some point this sort of acting out is going to come to an end, when he pulls it on the wrong person. And it's going to come to an end badly.

 

[homerbeoulve]

If Chris keeps digging himself any deeper he's going to hit China...and not the kind of China he wants.

There are less chinas in China. He doesn't want to be there.

 

[ExtraPickles]

When you set your life up so that the only happiness you can attain is the suffering and misery of those around you, it warps you into something malignant. Chris isn't wishing happiness on himself anymore. He's just wishing pain and suffering on everyone else. There's no way out of this coping mechanism trap he's built for himself. All he can do is dig deeper and deeper and deeper. This is a very dark path and I don't think that Chris could turn back from it if he wanted to. And I know he doesn't want to. He's clearly modeled a lot of his life on his mother's attitudes. Chris needs to ask himself if it made her a happy person. No, it made her a sentient tumor. If he doesn't want to be her, he's got to change. He won't.

This is probably one of the most unfortunately true things I've read, in more ways than one.

I can't help but shake my head in what I suppose is pity.

 

[homerbeoulve]

GodBearJesus is not happy that Chris is trying to use dark magic and so is reflecting all that bad juju back on Chris.

When you set your life up so that the only happiness you can attain is the suffering and misery of those around you, it warps you into something malignant. Chris isn't wishing happiness on himself anymore. He's just wishing pain and suffering on everyone else. There's no way out of this coping mechanism trap he's built for himself. All he can do is dig deeper and deeper and deeper. This is a very dark path and I don't think that Chris could turn back from it if he wanted to. And I know he doesn't want to. He's clearly modeled a lot of his life on his mother's attitudes. Chris needs to ask himself if it made her a happy person. No, it made her a sentient tumor. If he doesn't want to be her, he's got to change. He won't.

Nothing to gain and nothing to lose. In a war that's the most dangerous soldier that can be on the battlefield. He knows he have nothing anymore so he's going all out.

 

[QI 541]

GodBearJesus is not happy that Chris is trying to use dark magic and so is reflecting all that bad juju back on Chris.

When you set your life up so that the only happiness you can attain is the suffering and misery of those around you, it warps you into something malignant. Chris isn't wishing happiness on himself anymore. He's just wishing pain and suffering on everyone else. There's no way out of this coping mechanism trap he's built for himself. All he can do is dig deeper and deeper and deeper. This is a very dark path and I don't think that Chris could turn back from it if he wanted to. And I know he doesn't want to. He's clearly modeled a lot of his life on his mother's attitudes. Chris needs to ask himself if it made her a happy person. No, it made her a sentient tumor. If he doesn't want to be her, he's got to change. He won't.

Nothing to gain and nothing to lose. In a war that's the most dangerous soldier that can be on the battlefield. He knows he have nothing anymore so he's going all out.

Chris really does believe he's in an epic war against the evil troll empire.

 

[Thetan]

Fatty's recent behavior makes me wonder if something has happened with the reunion. It wouldn't be unreasonable for the MHS Class of 2000 class president to deem him too much of a liability (not to mention weird and creepy as fuck) and inform him that she would no longer be requiring his assistance with putting the reunion together. Something tells me that she never tapped him for the job in the first place. What's more likely is that he pestered her until she finally relented and said that he could help with the job of rounding up his fellow classmates.

 

[A-№1]

He could easily be a heavyweight or whatever in a store's backroom or a warehouse or something.

^this. Except for the fact that he's Chris.

Anecdote time: There's a severely mentally handicapped man, much more so than Chris, who has worked in the back of a supermarket near me for at least the last 30 years. And he's been doing pretty well at it, too. I once asked the store manager, and it turns out that for all his low intelligence, he's at the top of the union pay scale, and that's not bad for someone whose job is basically crushing cardboard shipping containers for eight hours a day.

But the thing is, even though this poor fellow is a lot less intelligent than even Chris, he's also a really pleasant, friendly, helpful, all around basically decent human being. Which Chris is not. He also knows he's not intelligent and recognizes his shortcomings, so he beats Chris on humility and self awareness too. And that only demonstrates by contrast the real reason why Chris is unemployable etc. Apart from the stupidity and autism and possible schizophrenia, Chris is basically a horrible person.

Looks and intelligence will only get you so far in life; you'll go much farther on personality and diligence. Chris doesn't have any of these qualities. And doesn't even recognize that he should try to get them.

though for my money, I think he's just inventing the whole thing in a pathetic attempt to shame Megan - "Megagi La Skunk is very disappointed in you!!" - and not literally having a chat with a toon

Schizophrenia can be a very complex disorder. Chris could invent the conversation as a way of shaming Megan, and then, because he believes that his made up conversation with a cartoon skunk went the way it should have happened in real life, after the fact decide that the conversation really did happen after all. Schizophrenia can affect memory just as it can affect perceptions.

tl;dr: If he knows the conversation was really made up, he's a twit. If he really thinks it actually happened, he's a crazy twit.

Chris really does believe he's in an epic war against the evil troll empire.

I wonder who holds what rank in Queen Megan's Troll Army? What are the various commands in it? The rank insignia? And so on.

 

[QI 541]

Schizophrenia can be a very complex disorder. Chris could invent the conversation as a way of shaming Megan, and then, because he believes that his made up conversation with a cartoon skunk went the way it should have happened in real life, after the fact decide that the conversation really did happen after all. Schizophrenia can affect memory just as it can affect perceptions.

tl;dr: If he knows the conversation was really made up, he's a twit. If he really thinks it actually happened, he's a crazy twit.

I think Chris is somehow able to both believe that he's really talking to cartoon characters while also knowing that he's playing make believe.

 

[The Dude]

It's too bad there isn't any organized trolling of OPL anymore. He needs something/someone to focus all that Aspertistic Rage on besides innocent bystanders.

 

[Some JERK]

It's too bad there isn't any organized trolling of OPL anymore. He needs something/someone to focus all that Aspertistic Rage on besides innocent bystanders.

Yeah, i guess it would be better for him to be battling people who don't really exist, but then again, focusing his rage on Megan isn't really hurting anything. He might as well be trying to fist-fight the moon.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Schizophrenia can be a very complex disorder. Chris could invent the conversation as a way of shaming Megan, and then, because he believes that his made up conversation with a cartoon skunk went the way it should have happened in real life, after the fact decide that the conversation really did happen after all. Schizophrenia can affect memory just as it can affect perceptions.

We don't have the ability to diagnose Chris over the internet, why are you presuming he has schizophrenia? That is quite a serious disorder and not one to be thrown around lightly.

 

[The Dude]

Chris is nutty, but he's no Schizo. He talks to his imaginary friends like a lonely child, because that's basically what he is.

 

[Christ-Chan]

We don't have the ability to diagnose Chris over the internet, why are you presuming he has schizophrenia? That is quite a serious disorder and not one to be thrown around lightly.

Because sensationalism is the sweetest of wines here on the Cwcki forums, and it's oh so filling too!

 

[Sexual Stallone]

I think that at 22 pages everything that could've been said about the FB post has been said already, so Ill just add my 2 C-Quarters here and say: Chris, you're 31 years old, you need to start behaving like an adult. Also, for some reason, this type of childish rants Chris posts on his FB page make me feel bad for Bob...

 

[The Dude]

We don't have the ability to diagnose Chris over the internet, why are you presuming he has schizophrenia? That is quite a serious disorder and not one to be thrown around lightly.

Because sensationalism is the sweetest of wines here on the Cwcki forums, and it's oh so filling too!

I think that's true of people in general. You need look no further than the news to see that. Infotainment is what It's called.