Facebook October 3rd NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!

[Clownshirt]

Go ahead Chris, you go right ahead and take away her Sailor Megtune powers... I'm sure she's feeling their loss.

 

[Christ-Chan]

I'm very curious if posts like these still manages to catch the Marvinator off-guard or even this level of insanity has become what he's expecting from the TomCow.

 

[random_pickle]

Damn, you'd think Chris would blame us rather than someone he hasn't seen in YEARS. He knows that we still talk about him and use lego voodoo to keep him in his autistic shell, why drag Megan into all this?

 

[CWCissey]

Damn, you'd think Chris would blame us rather than someone he hasn't seen in YEARS. He knows that we still talk about him and use lego voodoo to keep him in his autistic shell, why drag Megan into all this?

Some form of proof to himself that he's not impotent? Megan is tangible in a metaphorical sense, he's seen her, he can easily contact her, he knows who Megan is. We are not.

 

[KatsuKitty]

By the way, Chris is 100% real on the whole Megagi La Skunk thing. Remember how he believes cartoon characters live in parallel universes?

Also, Chris is really beginning to piss me off lately.

 

[Bob's Fries]

What a great day to see on the very beginning of my morning.

Godfuckingdammit Chris. Whyyyyyyy?

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[Mourning Dove]

I wish the asspatters would comment on this so I could see their potentially flabbergasted reactions to Chris thinking Sonic recolors are real. What's the chance of Megan seeing this and caring enough to post on this anyway? From what I could see on her TRUE and HONEST Facebook page I had found at one point she has moved on with her life long ago.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Damn, you'd think Chris would blame us rather than someone he hasn't seen in YEARS. He knows that we still talk about him and use lego voodoo to keep him in his autistic shell, why drag Megan into all this?

It's pretty obvious to me that there's some posing as 'Megan' who keeps needling him out of public Facebook vision. Just the way his first of the recent posts dealing with this one sided Long Heated Rivalry and Domestic Hatred started with him talking about how she hasn't changed in years sets off my spider-sense about the influence of someone adopting the mantle of the german warfare bitch in order to milk some lulz out of him.

 

[Bigguy28]

Wow, he is completely losing it. I wonder what is setting off all the tard rage against Megan lately.

 

[Cwckifan]

By the way, Chris is 100% real on the whole Megagi La Skunk thing. Remember how he believes cartoon characters live in parallel universes?

Also, Chris is really beginning to piss me off lately.

Remember, KatsuKitty, whatever you do, don't call him out on it! Please, think of the lulz!

 

[milkshark]

Let me start by stating this to anyone considering forwarding this rant to Megan Schroeder: Chris sexually harassed Megan throughout their troubled friendship. Sending an angry rant her former abuser wrote to further harass her is really, REALLY low. Don't send this to Megan, leave her alone.

By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist.

Gee, what would the world be like without Chris ever being born?

- Some other kid would've won the Sonic Watch and Win sweepstakes
- Michael Snyder would be a happier man
- Megan Schroeder wouldn't have a questionable online reputation
- Bob and Barb would have had a relaxing retirement
- Ruckersville retail stores would be more pleasant and less smelly

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm utterly boggled at the levels of autism and insanity on display here.
Also, how can Megagi still be allive when Sonichu is long dead?

 

[Sakamoto]

And by the way, I pray you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed

Once again Chris's curse has backfired onto himself, leaving his intended victim with a happy productive life while he has really bad luck, feels paranoid of everyone, and is "shakingly" stressed.

Also, how can Megagi still be alive when Sonichu is long dead?

She survived by eating Sonichu's remains.

 

[Mourning Dove]

By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist.

That's like the equivalent of someone claiming that my shitty Inuyasha rip-off character I made up in high school was ranting at me. Then again, Christian is an exceptional individual...

 

[champthom]

Gee, what would the world be like without Chris ever being born?

- Some other kid would've won the Sonic Watch and Win sweepstakes
- Michael Snyder would be a happier man
- Megan Schroeder wouldn't have a questionable online reputation
- Bob and Barb would have had a relaxing retirement
- Ruckersville retail stores would be more pleasant and less smelly

Ah, but without Chris, Liquid would never have met Kacey and get married IRL, this forum wouldn't exist, and the many friendships and relationships that started from forums such at this would never have existed. I'd never meet cool people like Marvin or Alec.

 

[CWCissey]

Also, how can Megagi still be alive when Sonichu is long dead?

She survived by eating Sonichu's remains.

Now she lives on the endless sustenance of those bastard spawn the Sonees and Roseys...

 

[Pikonic]

For the first time in Christory, I have nothing to say.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Some of the craziest shit Chris has said. Process that.

 

[Sakamoto]

Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you!

It doesn't matter, I created more awesome GERMAN WARFARE BITCH powers for her. viewtopic.php?f=8&t=20&start=225#p72022

 

[Globe]

YOU KILLED DADDY.

I'd find this one of the more offensive things Chris has said, but given that he prefaces it with a claim of talking to an imaginary cartoon skunk, all I can do is shake my head. I really thought he'd grown out of at least that.