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[DrChristianTroy]

I poured my heart for you, and you break the glass pitcher the essence was stored in.

...eww you stored your essence in a pitcher?

That's how Steve Byrne stole it from Dane Cook. #2008StandUpNews

 

[CalmMyTits]

Makes me wonder if Chris would freak out if somebody created lego voodoo of him.

This needs to happen.

 

[AtroposHeart]

Chris has just lost it. The isolation of only being surrounded by his mother and the hoard has got to him. He is now talking to imaginary skunks and has less of a grip on reality than usual. He needs to be put in a freakin institution. I am dead serious. Living in a mental hospital is the best for him, right now.

 

[Breadbear]

This may be a little off-topic but I noticed that he is posting from Clover Hill, VA. Seems like we may have a new hangout for him. Then again, I checked a map and....that is really far, almost near West Virginia.

Assflan is on the move it seems

...You think he's trying to find her? I'd say he isn't quite that brave, but he might be that angry.

 

[Tenrouchan]

I'm actually a bit surprised. This is the first time in a long time that Chris has made a reference to speaking with his "Cwcville" gang. I mean we have seen a few glimpses and mention of Sonichu and co., but here Chris is actually claiming that he "talked" to one of his characters, and one as minor as Megagi that is. It only serves to show how much Chris has deteriorated... he's regressing further into his imaginary "safe land".

 

[Lunachu]

Considering the connection between Megagi Skunk and Megan perhaps this was the first death threat towards Megan? Or maybe not, Chris doesn't do subtle.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Gee, what would the world be like without Chris ever being born?

- Some other kid would've won the Sonic Watch and Win sweepstakes
- Michael Snyder would be a happier man
- Megan Schroeder wouldn't have a questionable online reputation
- Bob and Barb would have had a relaxing retirement
- Ruckersville retail stores would be more pleasant and less smelly

Ah, but without Chris, Liquid would never have met Kacey and get married IRL, this forum wouldn't exist, and the many friendships and relationships that started from forums such at this would never have existed. I'd never meet cool people like Marvin or Alec.

We should all send Chris thank-you letters for helping us to enrich our lives like this.

 

[The Knife]

I'm kind of dismissing all the other paranoid rambling in favor of his actually mentioning his belief in the reality of his cartoons again. I've been out of the Chris-loop for a while, but isn't this the first time he's explicitly mentioned talking to his toons in a few years? I'm reading that as either he stopped believing in it altogether or he sort of understood that the toon-thing was possibly at the far edge of being socially acceptable and decided that maybe he should keep it quiet, at least in public.

I'm wondering if maybe he once shared his toon-theory with Megan and she went along with it, either in the spirit of "yeah, anything is possible with string theory" or just to pacify/shut up Chris, so now he assumes she believes it. That would leave the interesting possibility that even if Chris doesn't believe in toon-world anymore, he thinks Megan still does and that he can hurt her with it, which is both kind of sophisticated and wonderfully manchildish in its logic.

 

[Sakamoto]

This may be a little off-topic but I noticed that he is posting from Clover Hill, VA. Seems like we may have a new hangout for him. Then again, I checked a map and....that is really far, almost near West Virginia.

Assflan is on the move it seems

...You think he's trying to find her? I'd say he isn't quite that brave, but he might be that angry.

That would be interesting, because the most likely end-result would be Chris being jailed outside of Virginia, which would mean he would end up doing some real time as he would be too much of a flight risk to release under any conditions.

 

[Donald Duck]

His anger and hatred at Megan has gotten so much more intense lately that I wonder if this was all because he saw that picture of her with a guy who looks to be her boyfriend/spouse and that much of this is really Chris' jealousy that Megan had given some JERK what he feels should have been his all along?

This may be a little off-topic but I noticed that he is posting from Clover Hill, VA. Seems like we may have a new hangout for him. Then again, I checked a map and....that is really far, almost near West Virginia.

Assflan is on the move it seems

...You think he's trying to find her? I'd say he isn't quite that brave, but he might be that angry.

I hope not... I would say it's doubtful given how much of a coward Chris is, but with his irrational anger these days, who really knows?? Does he even know where she lives??

 

[Omally]

This is legitimately scary to me, I think Chris has totally lost his mind at this point and probably feels like he has nothing left to lose. I wouldn't be surprised if he did something that lands his ass in jail for a long time.

 

[Descent]

Christ's sake, I don't encourage people to buy shit for Chris but someone get him the goddamn DVDs he's bitching about, maybe he'll shut up about Megan if he gets the damn DVDs.

Okay, this is something that's been bugging me for awhile and I have to point it out. Those DVDs he's bitching about, assuming they are the TRUE AND HONEST officially released ones that ADV put out, ARE.FUCKING.AWFUL. Words can not even begin to describe how shitty the quality was on them. I was really active in the Sailormoon fandom around the time they were released and was excited to buy them but refused when people started reviewing them. Everyone compared them to bootlegs because they were so awful. At that same time, the show was being re-released/re-mastered in Japan and the results were fucking gorgeous. People honest to god speculated that Toei had purposfully given ADV shitty, inferior copies for the North American release so that Japanese people wouldn't import the cheaper American ones. THAT IS HOW FUCKING AWFUL THESE DVDS WERE. The audio was so low that you could barely hear anything. Is that a song playing in the background? Hell if I know because it all sounds like it's being muffled through a blanket. I can't find any comparisons to show how bad they were but these two links are the best I can find for now.

Basically my point is, picture the worst quality DVD you've ever watched, now put it in a blender and throw it in a sack. Those are the DVDs Chris is bitching about. Those are the shitastic, half assed DVDs he will not let go.

 

[CWCissey]

This may be a little off-topic but I noticed that he is posting from Clover Hill, VA. Seems like we may have a new hangout for him. Then again, I checked a map and....that is really far, almost near West Virginia.

Assflan is on the move it seems

...You think he's trying to find her? I'd say he isn't quite that brave, but he might be that angry.

Nah, I think it's a case of Facebook cocking up on the location again. I've had statuses posted in Leicester, Aberdeen, York, London and even fucking Berlin when I'm nowhere near any of those places!

This is legitimately scary to me, I think Chris has totally lost his mind at this point and probably feels like he has nothing left to lose. I wouldn't be surprised if he did something that lands his ass in jail for a long time.

Indeed. My guess is either assault, attempted murder, or potentially even manslaughter! (There's no way a court will charge him for murder)

 

[applecat]

Oh my. What is Megan going to do now that she doesn't have her Sailor Megtune powers anymore?

 

[asperhes]

A number of forum posters with inside information have made the claim over the past year that Chris has wised up to the point where it's impossible to troll him over the internet or the phone. It's been said that the only way you could conceivably troll Chris nowadays would be for a woman to show up at his doorstep.

Events over the past week have shown that this is not the case. All of this tardraging at Megan has obviously been triggered by someone posing as her and sending him at least one email. Look at how little trolling effort it has taken to turn Chris into a gibbering lunatic. He remains as gullible as ever, the most easily trolled person in the history of the universe.

How long before someone takes the next obvious step, and Chris begins to receive official correspondence from M.L. Walsh?

 

[CWCissey]

Oh my. What is Megan going to do now that she doesn't have her Sailor Megtune powers anymore?

Have sex with her boyfriend at a guess...

 

[ExtraPickles]

Oh, goodness...

Just when I thought things couldn't get scarier...

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Christ's sake, I don't encourage people to buy shit for Chris but someone get him the goddamn DVDs he's bitching about, maybe he'll shut up about Megan if he gets the damn DVDs.

Okay, this is something that's been bugging me for awhile and I have to point it out. Those DVDs he's bitching about, assuming they are the TRUE AND HONEST officially released ones that ADV put out, ARE.FUCKING.AWFUL. Words can not even begin to describe how shitty the quality was on them. I was really active in the Sailormoon fandom around the time they were released and was excited to buy them but refused when people started reviewing them. Everyone compared them to bootlegs because they were so awful. At that same time, the show was being re-released/re-mastered in Japan and the results were fucking gorgeous. People honest to god speculated that Toei had purposfully given ADV shitty, inferior copies for the North American release so that Japanese people wouldn't import the cheaper American ones. THAT IS HOW FUCKING AWFUL THESE DVDS WERE. The audio was so low that you could barely hear anything. Is that a song playing in the background? Hell if I know because it all sounds like it's being muffled through a blanket. I can't find any comparisons to show how bad they were but these two links are the best I can find for now.

Basically my point is, picture the worst quality DVD you've ever watched, now put it in a blender and throw it in a sack. Those are the DVDs Chris is bitching about. Those are the shitastic, half assed DVDs he will not let go.

Moreover, she doesn't owe them to Chris. He burned copies, she asked for the originals, he gave them to her. End of. He gets nothing.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Dear Chris.

Please stop doing stupid shit when I'm at work, thus making me late to the party.

Sincerely, Me.

 

[bradsternum]

Just like your dogs!