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[Henry Bemis]

Also, slightly OT, but he's ranted about Snyder, Mimms and Megan, so anybody think that M.L. Walsh is next on the list?

I don't think Chris will rant about M.L. Walsh because she isn't an attractive boyfriend-free girl, nor was she ever part of the Game Place's supposed conspiracy to ruin OPL's "good, clean life!".

MLW was an instrumental part in Chris's education, which is something Chris threw out years ago.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Chris has shown that even when you think he's hit rock bottom he finds a way to dig even lower. So I wonder, what's the next step down for him?

That's exactly what i thought... the worst part is, that he doesn't even realizes that, in his mind, it's somebody's else fault, because he's the victim here in this world of ]P and boyfriend-unfree-girls...

I really, really want someone to comment on his post.
And for his white knights to attempt to defend the indefensible verbal diarrhea that is this post.

Yeah, i really want to see anna, and specially that watermellon dude trying to "protect" him...

 

[Some JERK]

Wow so many things, He talks to fictional characters still, and he thinks Megan is reading his posts. LOL He is crazier now then he ever was before.

it's kinda ironic that none of the people or characters he addresses hear him. The only people listening to Chris's impotent wailings are the people that he wishes would ignore him.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Also, slightly OT, but he's ranted about Snyder, Mimms and Megan, so anybody think that M.L. Walsh is next on the list?

I don't think Chris will rant about M.L. Walsh because she isn't an attractive boyfriend-free girl, nor was she ever part of the Game Place's supposed conspiracy to ruin OPL's "good, clean life!".

But she did ban the Sonichu News Dash and impede Chris' sweetheart search so I wouldn't rule her out. Not to mention how she so rudely rejected Chris' not-apology drawing.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

So he took Megtune away?
IIRC, didn't Megan not want to be part of the comic?
Megan:1
Chris:0

In Chris' mind, everyone wants to be in CWCville.

Somebody already is.

The cartoon world is real, and Sonichu's got a new girl.

 

[Male]

Somewhere in his 20s, when Chris was called to Walsh's office Chris "pretended" (he used this word when talking about that moment to jackie) to talk to sonichu, when dealing with with Sean(?) he said that was he talking to his characters and they wanted nothing to do with him.
Is it 2013, Chris is in his 30s and he's still pulling this shit.
Nothing about him has changed from the point he was called from Walsh's office except for the fact that he's angrier.

 

[Renraku]

guys, i really feel like a shaken lego right now, maybe we should let up.

I've been feeling paranoid and Shakingly Stressed all day. Really starting to think Chris is going to figure us out for good. We can't let him know what's underneath the PLace.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

guys, i really feel like a shaken lego right now, maybe we should let up.

I've been feeling paranoid and Shakingly Stressed all day. Really starting to think Chris is going to figure us out for good. We can't let him know what's underneath the PLace.

Stop mentioning the Game Place! I'm glad he doesn't come on here anymore because we DO NOT need him knowing about the voodoo doll.

 

[Null]

tubular that picture is creepy as fuck

 

[Thetan]

Marvin writes, "Oh no, this wasn't someone trolling him. I mean, maybe it's possible, but I don't remember any of the private evidence suggesting that. Chris is ranting about Megan on his own."

In his September 24 Facebook post, Chris wrote, "Just received in an email from the Ex-Friend-turned-Troll of mine," referring to Megan. This is what sparked his ongoing histrionics. Is there anyone on this forum who believes that this was the real life Megan? Chris has been duped once again. He's not dredging up Megan from the distant past, he's reacting to a low-intensity trolling effort.

The "Ex-Friend-turned-Troll of mine" could refer to anyone: this isn't necessarily a reference to Megan. Based on what certain Christorians have told us, we know that Chris will accept email from certain trusted friends. The most likely scenario is that one of these friends offered him some honest, constructive criticism, and /or told him to give the whole Megan obsession a rest, causing Chris to consider this person a troll.

 

[Pikonic]

Yeah, it could've been a dream. Though I don't know about Mimms. Maybe he'll make a post about him here or there, but he didn't invest all the money and weird sex drawings into making Mimms his sweetheart.

....THAT WE KNOW OF

 

[LordCustos3]

INITITATE EXTERMINATUS PROTOCOL!!

So he took Megtune away?
IIRC, didn't Megan not want to be part of the comic?
Megan:1
Chris:0

In Chris' mind, everyone wants to be in CWCville.

Only to bring the tank divisions and artillery pieces into position and cleanse the earth of that fascist hellhole.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

In lieu of him torturing lego figures of people he hate,I actually think he has one of God even though he said thought about it. That lets you know chris mind frame that he actually think he can curse the all knowing omnipresence, creator of all things with a measly lego.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

tubular that picture is creepy as fuck

This one?

Yeah, but at least they're both happy.

 

[rocket]

I hope this is some cockeyed "scheme" like his stupid riddle and that he really isn't so bonkers about sailor moon DVDs that he is levying threats on behalf of an imaginary skunk

I also hope I come home to an envelope full of money and a maybach for all the good it does

 

[Cwckifan]

Chris is scorned, he seen that pic of megan and her boyfriend and he snapped. "Thats suppose to be me" then his autistic mind starts to wonder "they are having sex all the time", "they have a happy life that suppose to be mines" All the things i did for her and this is how she repays me? " So now every negative thing that happened to chris he blames on her. She is a dark knight, a silent protector who can take it

Slowly but surely, this is beginning to sound less like a saga, and more like an episode of 'Criminal Minds'

I don't know about the rest of you, but I think we're experiencing a CWC renaissance. Wow, he's really gone off the deep end now.

No, not the deep end. He's gone off orbit of the planet.

Of course that's the reasonable explanation. It couldn't possibly be the fact that the family subsisted primarily on high fat, high cholesterol, high sugar junk food because Barb couldn't be bothered to get off her holey buttocks and cook a decent meal. That's crazy talk!

If anything, his brain (and body) could use way less sugar and processed junk, and way more unrefined fats, cholesterol, and protein. Really, does any of what he says or does seem like something a happy butter-eater would do?

 

[MysticMisty]

I like how he keeps going on about how Megan didn't accept the shitty, pirated Sailor Moon DVDs he made. He even admitted to fucking up on them, but how dare they not be good enough for the Queen Bee!

On that note I doubt Megan "conned" him out of his TRUE and HONEST copies. She probably said she'd rather buy her own copies sometime, and Chris didn't think twice about giving them to her since he was convinced she'd eventually give in and become his very own sweetheart from the ground up. I mean, if Chris was willing to give Megan a brand new DS and Pokemon Diamond/Pearl (which she refused), a set of DVDs isn't much different.

 

[ExtraPickles]

Chris is scorned, he seen that pic of megan and her boyfriend and he snapped. "Thats suppose to be me" then his autistic mind starts to wonder "they are having sex all the time", "they have a happy life that suppose to be mines" All the things i did for her and this is how she repays me? " So now every negative thing that happened to chris he blames on her. She is a dark knight, a silent protector who can take it

Slowly but surely, this is beginning to sound less like a saga, and more like an episode of 'Criminal Minds'

...Does that mean we need an elite team of CWC criminal psychologists?

Because I would volunteer my services.

 

[Cwckifan]

Please volunteer your services, and let's get the best of the best in here as well; Marv, HSMOF, Alec, and Champthom, will you volunteer your services? We could really use your help!

 

[butt in trouble]

I bet Megan is just crushed that Chris has taken away the imaginary powers he imagined her imaginary self having in his imaginary world.