Facebook October 3rd NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!

[A-№1]

I don't think Chris would keep screaming outside a store like that for one reason; he's a coward.

A lot depends on just what riles him up. And while he might well hush once the jerkops arrive, there will still be witnesses who were around during his episode to describe it to the police. What the police decide to do with his will depend on what they say.

As for kicking him to a psych ward, remember there are people worse off than Chris mentally in jail/prison.

I'm only talking about a short term observation with hopefully a proper eval, not long term incarceration. Chris probably isn't bad off enough to be sent into a long term facility (especially considering how fucked the public mental health system is), but he's definitely bad enough for the police to decide, "Fuck this shit," and send him in for a 72 hour observation just to make him someone else's problem as quickly as possible.

And Fatty isn't all that outstanding as far as weirdo's go. He'd be in a cell for a few days and then brought before a judge where he'll probably get maybe a month in jail and probation for a year (or abouts that, I'm not to quite sure about how long he'd get).

That depends on whether or not he finally gets a proper eval, and what that eval determines. If it is something serious the judge could order treatment (possibly with medication depending on the results) and this time around take steps to make it stick. Certainly the judge would base his or her decision on the results of the eval over Barb and Chris' lawyers insistence he's "only a lad".

If Chris ever does finally get a proper eval, we should have a betting pool on possible diagnoses. Or would that be A-Logging?

My money's on Narcissistic Personality disorder personally.

I'm still thinking toxoplasmosis induced schizophrenia. a.k.a. Revenge of the chandler cats. The hoard hast to be swimming with T. gondii spores.

 

[Some JERK]

And all of his anti Megan Facebook rants are gone.

Now taking all bets...

 

[QI 541]

And all of his anti Megan Facebook rants are gone.

Now taking all bets...

Does that mean he got banned from Facebook or something?

 

[Some JERK]

And all of his anti Megan Facebook rants are gone.

Now taking all bets...

Does that mean he got banned from Facebook or something?

His facebook is still there, just the Megan shit is gone. It's highly unlikely that she acquiesced to his demands though. I mean, we're still here.

 

[QI 541]

And all of his anti Megan Facebook rants are gone.

Now taking all bets...

Does that mean he got banned from Facebook or something?

His facebook is still there, just the Megan shit is gone. It's highly unlikely that she acquiesced to his demands though. I mean, we're still here.

Maybe they just gave Chris a warning and deleted the Megan stuff?

 

[Rio]

maybe one of his friends warned him that he should get rid of it, or maybe he read our reactions on the forums and deleted everything as a result.

 

[milkshark]

maybe one of his friends warned him that he should get rid of it, or maybe he read our reactions on the forums and deleted everything as a result.

That would mean he values our opinions. I doubt it, we're the cause of all his and

 

[Kosher Dill]

Maybe she finally apologized.

....

 

[CWCissey]

I think 'Megan's boyfriend' threatened to batter Chris.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

There's always the option that his friends were tired of hearing it and told Chris, in a polite way, to shut up about Meg. That's giving them too much credit, though, and it's giving Chris too much credit to think he'd listen even to them.

 

[Watcher]

There's always the option that his friends were tired of hearing it and told Chris, in a polite way

Chris?

Polite?

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You give Chris way too much credit

 

[MetroidJunkie]

I was referring to his friends asking him politely to shut up about Meg. Of course, they wouldn't be blunt with him because they kiss up to him.

 

[milkshark]

Maybe she finally apologized.

....

Megan: "Hi Christian, I'm here at your house today to apologize face-to-face, in person. You got me, I completely succeeded in my plan to destroy your life. I'm sorry! I just wanted to exert massive amounts of power over an imbecile who adored me, it was just too tempting not to do. I received a lot of personal satisfaction over the last 6 years, watching your downfall with the help of my legion of followers. I am now feeling immense guilt and pain for all the heartache I caused you, and I want to make things right so I can go to Heaven when I die. I started by ordering the webmasters of my CWCki and subsequent forum to disconnect our servers permanently, then take them out into the desert to be buried. I also personally contacted the administrators of every site that hosted an image or article about you and threatened them with personal online defamation unless the content was removed and deleted. I am happy to say that Christian Weston Chandler is now officially erased from the internet. I will be meeting with President Barack Obama later to discuss signing "Christian's Law" into effect, making it illegal to possess images of Christian Weston Chandler, much like child pornography. I am also bringing you this enchanted talisman, a pig's head necklace, which will render you invincible to bans. Whenever you enter a store that has banned you while wearing this, you will quickly flash rainbow colors and anyone who touches you will pass out. Now, I would like to introduce you to Olga Matryoshka. She grew up on the harsh streets of Russia as an orphan, but has agreed to move to Ruckersville to be your sweetheart forever. Your Cherokee hooker friend told me she could score Olga some heroin, that should take care of her withdrawal symptoms. Olga has your Sailor Moon DVD's as well, I actually never watched them."

 

[FearfulJesuit]

I wonder what would happen if someone who claimed to be Megan showed up at 14 Branchland Court. His memory isn't very good, after all, so the imposter would just need to brush up on the original Megan saga to provide "proof", and Megan looks different now than how she did when she was around Chris...

 

[Jobbychu]

Thats a horrible thing to suggest

Anyone turning up at 14 Branchland Court claiming to be Megan would probably be dragged inside to suffer the horrors of greater than three decades of pent-up dent duckness

 

[Uzumaki]

Maybe she finally apologized.

And got him unbanned from Wal-Mart and the Game Place and found him a girlfriend and wiped clean both the internet and the collective consciousness of humanity of all knowledge of his behavior, and made humans incapable of ever forming new opinions about him, and returned his Sailor Moon DVDs.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

Thats a horrible thing to suggest

Anyone turning up at 14 Branchland Court claiming to be Megan would probably be dragged inside to suffer the horrors of greater than three decades of pent-up dent duckness

He would have to catch her, first, and he's probably in even worse shape than he was when he took that parkour video. Not only that but I'm guessing his arm muscles are about as strong as his leg muscles, meaning she could just as easily break free if he actually managed to grab her. She could always resort to kicking his duck even more out of shape.

 

[Kyoosand]

Dafuq? I go away for a week or two to take care of some stuff and when I come back here I find out that Chris has gone totally Coo-Coo for Coco Puffs. No amount of troll tomfoolery could have broken his brain this badly. Has something finally pushed him past the point of no return or was he always this nuts?

You know as well as I do that Chris is using cartoon voices for these kinds of conversations with his characters. I wonder what the Skunk girl sounds like when Chris is talking to himself in her voice?

 

[CWCissey]

Dafuq? I go away for a week or two to take care of some stuff and when I come back here I find out that Chris has gone totally Coo-Coo for Coco Puffs. No amount of troll tomfoolery could have broken his brain this badly. Has something finally pushed him past the point of no return or was he always this nuts?

You know as well as I do that Chris is using cartoon voices for these kinds of conversations with his characters. I wonder what the Skunk girl sounds like when Chris is talking to himself in her voice?

I'm guessing like an even higher pitched Polly Prissypants.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Just for the record, this post was again visible for a little while earlier today, and after the "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!" there was a comment from someone who was apparently one of Chris's high school classmates. (A male JERK)

It was something along the lines of "Uh oh, I just commented, hope I'm not in trouble LOL". It was a couple of days old, but OPL hadn't deleted it, and I think they were still FB friends. Dude's profile said he'd gone to MHS, but it wasn't a name I recognized from previous Manchester stuff.

I wish I'd screencapped it before it disappeared, but I didn't think of it.

Anyway. Carry on.