Facebook post, 27 September: Megan.

[Iä! Iä!]

"I pirated the whole Sailor Moon series for you. Time to give up some china!"

 

[asperhes]

But when people thought it was Crystal, he deliberately told everyone that it was Megan. He had absolutely no respect for her privacy or discretion.

Yeah, he conveniently omits this part of the story, after telling us not to believe what any other sources have to say on the subject.

It should be noted that in Chris's mind, he was completely justified in telling the world that it was Megan, because the trolls were mislabeling him, and there is no greater injustice. Also, Megan's offense was irrational, because 1) she was naïve about sexual imagery; 2) she should have been grateful that he was taking active steps to avoid raping her, 3) Megan should have been more sympathetic to Chris, since the defamation of his character was making him feel much, much worse than she could ever imagine, and 4) he loved her.

 

[applecat]

What the fuck is WaterFace going on about in the comments about Megan not being thin?

 

[A-№1]

But when people thought it was Crystal, he deliberately told everyone that it was Megan. He had absolutely no respect for her privacy or discretion.

If he had any respect for her at all he wouldn't have drawn it in the first place.

But as far as Chris was concerned, Megan was nothing more than china for Sailor Moon DVDs, and Megan's great crime was not holding her part of that supposed bargain. Everything after that is pure fabrication (though Chris has convinced himself it's true - proof by ego) to justify his anger.

And while we're on the subject, he never loved her. He only loved the thought of himself getting laid. Megan didn't really fit most of his hypothetical love quest requirements, but he did think she met the most important of his actual standards: he thought she might actually be attainable. And he will always be angry because she wasn't. In his mind it's not his fault for deluding himself; she obviously tricked him.

 

[The Dude]

What the fuck is WaterFace going on about in the comments about Megan not being thin?

Cuz he's delusional as fuck and trying to be on Chris' good side. Megan is cute as hell.

 

[NegaCWC]

tl;dr: Chris is still angry with Megan because she refused to whore herself out to him for Zunes and Sailor Moon DVDs etc.

And she's now married with a kid (I think someone said) and has a good life. The universe balances itself out and all is right with the world.

Yeah everyone who meets Chris has their life get spontaneously better

and Chris... well...

Chris's is kind of like the Green Mile guy, he absorbs the suck out of everyone else (I remember Jon Stewart saying something similar about Marcus Bachmann).

 

[Bgheff]

What the fuck is WaterFace going on about in the comments about Megan not being thin?

He's one of Annas troll friends and is just kissing ass to get Chris to trust him.

 

[The Dude]

I am of the opinion that Chris is incapable of love. He is only capable of lust.

 

[The Dude]

And she's now married with a kid (I think someone said) and has a good life. The universe balances itself out and all is right with the world.

Yeah everyone who meets Chris has their life get spontaneously better

and Chris... well...

Chris's is kind of like the Green Mile guy, he absorbs the suck out of everyone else (I remember Jon Stewart saying something similar about Marcus Bachmann).

Well he is a monster tard.

"Take my duck, boss."

 

[Bgheff]

I am of the opinion that Chris is incapable of love. He is only capable of lust.

I suppose that is true, considering his lack of empathy.

 

[BillRiley]

Has Chris-­Chan forgotten all the emails on the Cwcki between him and Megan?

Although I really don't mean to be cold but please don't try and advance on kissing me please. The truth is I don't want a boyfriend because I don't desire and idolize boys like other girls. I enjoy being independant. [sic]
~Sent: 20 Dec 2005 Subject: happy holidays

I mean, I know Chris has never met a woman he didn't try to grope. But, seriously Chris?

So why do you keep getting too close and touching me? I REALLY don't like it at all. I know you said cause you have feelings for me and it's hard for you. But (I'm sorry, this sounds mean) you really need to try and get over it.
...
So PLEASE don't touch me anymore ok? I don't like it! And last wed you really had me pinned against the wall. Please give me more space.
~Sent: 25 June 2006 Subject: an "angry" Megan?

It's kind of a wonder Megan put up with that greasy pawed autistic octopus for as long as she did.

One more thing, PLEASE minimize your touchy-ness. You KNOW WELL I dislike it, and I keep reminding you. Understand I'm not angry, but annoyed and a bit disapointed. I remember you said you'd NEVER do it again and yet...
~Sent: 30 April 2007 Subject: hey

No means NO, Chris. Even for special little snowflakes like you.

When I say "don't touch me" that means DON'T TOUCH ME! What may seem friendly to you is sexual harrassment to me. You whine that you're just being friendly but you obviously have no consideration for my feelings. ~Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 12:42 am
Subject: .....

Looks to me like Fat Dummy was getting desperate towards the end. Not only was he being a grabby asshole, he was trying to intimidate her friends, too.

Remember I have the right to decide who I want to be with. Now I'm not saying that I hate you. You are still my friend....that is if you're going to stop keep getting grudges and tormenting my friend. You're hatred and jealousy towards him is affecting me as well. How do I know you're not going to do something rash? So please just leave us alone. ~Sent: Sun, 21 Oct 2007 4:24 am
Subject: what's up?

Frankly, I don't know why she didn't tell Manbaby Chris-­Chan to shove off long before he started drawing pron of her. She must have known this wasn't going to end well.

I am very much scarred by that image and it will never leave me. And I can't decide what's worse, the image in general, or the fact you intentionally drew it AND gave it to the webmaster for that site that you hate so much. Not only have you poured gas on the fire by doing that,(adding obscenity to the already horrific site) but you have also embarrassed and humuliated me, and degraded and demeaned me whether you realize it or not. I mean I'm not that kind of girl, and you know that. So why? And you also lied to me about it. ~Sent: Thu, 13 Mar 2008 7:33 am Subject: well...

Chris will undoubtedly continue his retarded hillbilly vendetta until reality finally slaps him down hard enough to get his attention. I hope this time we get some decent dash-cam footage of the arrest.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Well, at least he remembered to tag virtually every remaining person from high school that he's still FB friends with. That way and their friends will be sure to see his tl;dr, insult-laden rant about someone who rejected him greater than five years ago.

 

[homerbeoulve]

I'm surprised nobody's posted about this yet. The post is 22 hours old. In it, Chris rants about Megan again.

For some reason, it shrinks it right down when I try to directly show it on the forum. Raw link:
http://i.imgur.com/KTLi61d.png

Normally I don't care for girls who use a guy's affection for them to extort gifts, but I figure Megan probably has a job by now, which means she pays into Chris's monthly tugboat, which means she technically paid for her own 'gifts.' Troll-logic FTW! I guess you could also call it compensation for all the sexual harassment he caused the poor girl.

Saber wearing a lion suit while reading a manga. Your argument is invalid, Chris.

 

[snowkitten91]

...and My Good, Clean Life!!!

 

[impossibility]

I love how he mis-remembers the incident about the Megan picture and how he was actually more outraged people thought the picture was of his imaginary daughter.

Yeah, I was one of those people who totally thought it was Crystal.

Also, I seriously doubt Megan kissed his hand.

 

[PCA]

Anna Elizabeth McLerran: "It hurts my heart to hear all this again, I'm so sorry that Megan used you, chewed you up, and spit you out. I doubt she had any idea of what kind of impact her sharing your photo would ultimately have on your life. I hate to say it, but there are more girls out there just like her, who would abuse your trust and use you to buy them things. As for the link, it's very funny but I wish we could go back in time and stop everything from happening before it got so out of hand."


...you mean like YOU Anna???

 

[Watcher]

I am of the opinion that Chris is incapable of love. He is only capable of lust.

What about Patti?

 

[The Dude]

I am of the opinion that Chris is incapable of love. He is only capable of lust.

What about Patti?

There is a huge difference between love of a pet or family member and romantic love. Even then I doubt his feeling real love for something/someone other than himself. More like affection.

 

[PCA]

This is very uncalled for Chris to post. Like Bob and Barb can completely be trusted to tell the truth and nothing but the truth so help them God? But to a naive person like Chris, they are true and honest.

At this point, Chris needs somebody to blame very badly because life is not ever going to get any better for him. Who better than to blame than the girl who he fell for and who did not return his affections? because of his heart brake, he needs to really dig into her more so than others and make her the Queen Troll and attribute everything negative that has happened to him on her. This is almost tantamount to a nervous break down and mental gymnastics to blame everything wrong in your life on somebody else and not ever thinking of looking at yourself.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris "loved" Patti like a possession. Easy for anyone to do with a pet, because a pet will never be capable of thwarting your intentions or violating your view of what they should be (even Chris can claim the upper hand here).