Facebook post, 27 September: Megan.

[Chairman Meow]

scrapbook binder full of shamed past relationship artworks

I can't decide what's more pathetic...that he kept the torn-up bits of his Rule 34 drawing of Megan, or that there's enough similar material to fill an entire freakin' binder.

EDIT: Also, a wild asspatter appears!

 

[Mr. 0]

Someone should take the ass-kissers' pictures, make ED articles about them, and see who comes to their defense..

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Oh Chrissy, when are you going to get it through you're head that Megan was never a close friend, but rather an acquaintance who you used you as her personal atm machine.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Ya know something, brother? Chris is actually the slanderous troll in this story. He is the one making stories and claims up about Megan.

 

[CatParty]

Like seriously, Chris is a piece of shit.

And the only reason Megan is a lightning rod topic for his "trolls" is because she is an innocent who wants nothing to do with him. Sane people realize this. Chris will not let his stupid obsession go because she dared to refute the great Chandler's wishes.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

scrapbook binder full of shamed past relationship artworks

I can't decide what's more pathetic...that he kept the torn-up bits of his Rule 34 drawing of Megan, or that there's enough similar material to fill an entire freakin' binder

We have to keep in mind that Chris is too lazy to throw his old junk out.

 

[Hasharin]

scrapbook binder full of shamed past relationship artworks

I can't decide what's more pathetic...that he kept the torn-up bits of his Rule 34 drawing of Megan, or that there's enough similar material to fill an entire freakin' binder

We have to keep in mind that Chris is too lazy to throw his old junk out.

He doesn't even need to, he lives in a dumpster.

 

[CatParty]

It's rants like these that make you truly realize Chris is living the life he deserves.

 

[AtroposHeart]

"Who is the real monster here?"

YOU, Chris, you are, always.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

It's rants like these that make you truly realize Chris is living the life he deserves.

To be fair, not even Chris deserves a parent like Barb.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

To be fair, not even Chris deserves a parent like Barb.

I think it's generally agree'd upon that Barb is a major reason Chris is the way he is right now. Bob had his faults but he did a lot more for Chris than Barb did.

 

[Rio]

Yet again Chris shows that he feels entitled to Megan because he spent money on her, as if she's some object to be picked up from a store shelf if you have the money. And once again he blames her for distancing himself because he drew porn of her. I think I'd distance myself from people drawing porn of me too, because that's fucking creepy. Also, I like how he took her making out with her boyfriend as a personal slight towards him, yet again placing himself at the center when he was really at the sidelines, but I guess that's just his ego seeping through.

I don't think these parts of Chris will ever change.

 

[Seahorses]

At times like these, it makes me wish Chris actually had a real girlfriend once (even for a little bit). So he could know the difference between true heartbreak and horniness.

 

[DJAndyMD]

And yet Chris finds another reason for me to want to slap him and Anna. Anna's response is one of the most disgusting ones I have ever seen. So she finds it shameful that Megan used her yet him drawing porn of her to keep him from raping her is ok? What the ****?!

This makes me want to make a blog on fucktards of the internet and make it all about Anna to show that if you thought Chris was delusional, meet his female counterpart.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Megan wanted a zune? ew yuck.

Also, Chris? DON'T TOUCH A GIRLS HAIR. EVER. WE DON'T LIKE THAT.

Seconded. Also, we especially don't like it if you touch without permission. I have long hair and I've had strangers reach out to touch it because of its length and color. It freaks me out. The only people who I like touching my hair are the people at the hair salon.

 

[CatParty]

All this vitriol towards a girl who turned him down, but yet he never questions Anna as to why they were never an item.

 

[MetroidJunkie]

And yet Chris finds another reason for me to want to slap him and Anna. Anna's response is one of the most disgusting ones I have ever seen. So she finds it shameful that Megan used her yet him drawing porn of her to keep him from raping her is ok? What the ****?!

This makes me want to make a blog on fucktards of the internet and make it all about Anna to show that if you thought Chris was delusional, meet his female counterpart.

I don't think Meg was even really 'using' him, either. She asked him to get some stuff for her on eBay but wasn't she always willing to pay him back, essentially just needing him to make the online transaction?

 

[Chairman Meow]

Waterhead moved up a tiny bit in my book. He's still an asspatter, and wrong about her "pushing the first domino", but of all of Chris's friends so far he's the only one to bring a bit of Hurtful Truth Level to the conversation.

 

[LordCustos3]

Drawing porn of someone is okay as long as you censor their eyes.

He says that he obscured her identity.

But when people thought it was Crystal, he deliberately told everyone that it was Megan. He had absolutely no respect for her privacy or discretion.

That was the hilarious part.
He coulda blurted out the name of any woman with short-to-medium length brown hair.
If he were smart, that is.
ie: "Nah. That's not Crystal. Crystal is younger than that. It's actually actress Dana Delaney."
Boom. He'd defend his heterosexuality without looking like a creeper or a pedofork.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I've said it before and I will say it again, Chris does not handle weekends well. I don't know what it is, but he seems compelled to bitch (about the same thing) over the weekend. I guess he's too busy at the office dealing with the Johnson account to find the time to complain more during the week.

It's interesting to note that most of the strange events in Chris's life have been stage managed by others. He was basically taking directions from much funnier people. For years now, he has been left to his own devices, and what does he do? Abso-fucking-lutely nothing but talk about the Tragedies of Now Greater Dan 5 Years. You need the trolls back in your life, Sugar Tits, because you're nothing but a machine that repeats the same violent, angry, hateful nonsense ad nauseum.

I'm willing to bet that if he managed to get a girlfriend, he would spend most of his time complaining to her about Megan betraying him. Thanks to Hoardzilla, Chris needs to hate people and find enemies far more than he needs to make friends.